Absolutely insane shit here. You can make a case that Hamilton's been iffy, but to start popping off at Leclerc is ridiculous. 'When Ferrari is united, we get results' - not won a championship for nearly 20 years! www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...

Is it all Farke's fault? No. Does he make it better for himself? Absolutely not.

That's a horrible accident Bortoleto's had there.

Alan and Claudia walking down the stairs like a beautiful bride and groom.

Nothing gets you back into the leadership's good graces quite like trying to undercut their choreographed and clear attempt to change direction.

I am not hearing much from the ASI today about how train drivers and crew are all overpaid, workshy socialists.

Resurrecting my proud and longstanding tradition of not knowing what to say to children when they come trick or treating. Default response so far has been 'thanks.'

If Kate Garraway starts talking about sundried tomatoes at the Round Table then they should banish her for sheer madness.

Get rid of the whole genetic dickhead randomiser! www.newstatesman.com/politics/202...

No money in this country for literally anything, apparently, other than failed attempts to appease racists.

Bortoleto's such a lovely driver isn't he. Definitely a future race winner. Meanwhile I've not seen Hadjar on track at any point today when someone's not been hooning past him.

I cackled when Antonelli asked for Russell to be moved over, I cannot lie.

Stewards must have got the tequila out during the national anthem or something

"Promises were made, and lives and families built upon them. How have we reached a place where wrecking those lives is even up for discussion?" On Powell, Heath, Lam and the descent of the British right.

That might be the end of the road for Yuki, a tenth off Lindblad. Not really excusable.

With the best will in the world, if you think this is going to happen why are you willing to give up a load of councils to Reform et al *before* doing something about it?

Piastri has just been a total non-feature all weekend hasn't he. Really disappointing.

McLaren trying to suggest the two guys with 650+ starts were driving like amateurs is absolutely sending me. They should rescind the constructors championship out of sheer cringe.

The combination of Austin hat and Austin shirt that the Racing Bulls drivers are wearing this weekend makes them look like hurricane victims wearing donated clothing.

I think they should also take away a letter of Prince Andrew's name every time another bit of new troubling information leaks. He doesn't deserve those letters. We can get him into negative letters by 2027.

Why is 'Jonjo Shelvey spews right-wing talking points' the top story on BBC Sport today?

Catching up on The Celebrity Traitors and I'm impressed with Jonathan Ross's commitment to dressing like a variety of coquettish pieces of Edwardian furniture.

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

*get fucked*

On a bus. Fares across Worcestershire are £1 per journey every weekend in October. Four seniors boarded. They are loudly complaining. Quote: "They shouldn't do this £1 fare. It's workshy folk getting stuff for free yet again. No-one gives us pensioners anything." The seniors all used bus passes.

Don't think I'm ever going to shut up about how fantastic Gabi Gudmundsson is #lufc #mot

Antonelli and Lawson is an accident waiting to happen isn't it

Strategy Sainz, been a while

Rain incoming - tyre changes already done - inevitable Ocon podium.

Hit someone into turn 1?

Gudmundsson, Okafor, Darlow, Stach all fantastic today.

Officially convinced on Okafor. Looking really decent today #lufc #mot

STACH YOU NUTCASE

Well who on Earth could have foreseen this.

How is this the top story on BBC News when we have two different attempts to start World War 3 in Poland and the Middle East, plus Mandelson doing a massive Mandelson yet again www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Indefensible and made worse by the fact that Starmer stood up for him at PMQs. Now if he sacks him the question is 'well did this come up in the vetting you say you did?'

British NIMBYism is truly a sight to behold. “We are rejecting this solar farm, because one time I saw an electric vehicle on fire, which reminded me that decades ago a coal mining disaster killed lots of children”.

Great race so far. Really good driving at the front, or maybe my perspective on how you drive at Monza has been affected by those ridiculous F2 highlights #ItalianGP

www.birminghamdispatch.co.uk/a-new-vice-c... This is an excellent piece. I was at BCU until April (left for another job, not part of either redundancy scheme), the atmosphere was garbage at the time and according to my colleagues has only gotten worse.

Correctamundo!

You can bet the farm on Douglas Alexander being the new Scotland secretary, initiating the full New Labour redux.

Been some good stuff here but absolutely crying out for a decent no. 10 to stitch it all together. Literally never replaced Pablo #lufc

If we do stay up this season it'll be off the back of the midfield. Tanaka, Stach and Ampadu all excellent, and quality like Longstaff and Gruev in reserve. They rarely missed a beat tonight #lufc #mot

Being a grumpy dickhead on Grill the Grid is such bad vibes (Norris). Have a bit of fun with it! And yes of course Raikkonen always got a pass because his sulking was funny.

I voted for this government. I wanted it to win. And I am absolutely sickened by the way senior ministers have repeatedly refused to challenge hard right talking points, choosing instead to demonise some of the most vulnerable people in the country. If they want me to be nicer they should do better.

Sorry, but why are we wasting time worrying about teens on TikTok when clearly the real at-risk group was right-wing adults on X. Am not sure Prevent was really designed for that, alas…

Leclerc properly complaining but he still might win this race when Norris crashes into Piastri.

Proper Trulli train forming behind Gasly atm

Another classic F1 sprint, in that there's two overtakes and everyone's too scared to damage their car.

Needs a full clearout of the political operation at No 10. Not a whiff of strategy and managed to hurl this back into the news just as it had died down a bit.