A new The Maine album, a new Broadside album, and a new Bilmuri album. Today is a good day.

April/May will financially bankrupt me but we ball

The gym at 5 pm is truly literally every man for himself

"Lost my motivation, wasn't much for chasin' the cross. Boycott Heaven 'cause there's gotta be somewhere better far from the sun." The Format are so back.

Sometimes I forget I was in a glass box suspended 1,353 feet in the air. Absolutely terrifying, but I'd love to do it again.

I have heard All Star by Smash Mouth 36 times today. No, this is not a lie. We've been counting. twitch.tv/metroidcrime

Just so everyone is on the level

I'm 26 years late but I finally watched Office Space. Fantastic.

got banned from reddit for 3 days for "harassment" because I told a Nazi to fuck off lol anyway - fuck off, Nazis

I watched half of the first episode of Yellowstone today. Its an hour and a half long and apparently most episodes are about 90 mins each. Is it just people fighting over land? I don't think I can watch 5 seasons of this.

Started watching Invincible like 4 days ago. Already halfway through season 2. Also why is the soundtrack should good?

I've watched 5 episodes of Succession today so I guess I've found my new show.

Twitter is down. Let's hope it stays that way forever.

The Home Team have really crept up this week....

A thermos is great for coffee if you want to burn the shit out of your tongue with every sip you take

Hello, its is 3:41 am. I am about to watch Kraven the hunter. I wonder if it'll be shite.

I had 5 Guys cajun fries for the first time yesterday and holy shit. Best fries I've ever had in my entire life.

Go birds.

Tattoo #29

hold me down. tattoo 28.

We're 1 day into a new year and we've already had 2 terrorist attacks. 2025 is already a bust. Lets try again next year.

There are too many ads on Twitter.

Remember how everyone fled to Threads and then everyone just got bored of it immediately? I should use this one more often.

*mic check*