Sometimes I forget I was in a glass box suspended 1,353 feet in the air. Absolutely terrifying, but I'd love to do it again.

I have heard All Star by Smash Mouth 36 times today. No, this is not a lie. We've been counting. twitch.tv/metroidcrime

Just so everyone is on the level

I'm 26 years late but I finally watched Office Space. Fantastic.

got banned from reddit for 3 days for "harassment" because I told a Nazi to fuck off lol anyway - fuck off, Nazis

I watched half of the first episode of Yellowstone today. Its an hour and a half long and apparently most episodes are about 90 mins each. Is it just people fighting over land? I don't think I can watch 5 seasons of this.

Started watching Invincible like 4 days ago. Already halfway through season 2. Also why is the soundtrack should good?

I've watched 5 episodes of Succession today so I guess I've found my new show.

Twitter is down. Let's hope it stays that way forever.

The Home Team have really crept up this week....

A thermos is great for coffee if you want to burn the shit out of your tongue with every sip you take

Hello, its is 3:41 am. I am about to watch Kraven the hunter. I wonder if it'll be shite.

I had 5 Guys cajun fries for the first time yesterday and holy shit. Best fries I've ever had in my entire life.

Go birds.

Tattoo #29

hold me down. tattoo 28.

We're 1 day into a new year and we've already had 2 terrorist attacks. 2025 is already a bust. Lets try again next year.

There are too many ads on Twitter.

Remember how everyone fled to Threads and then everyone just got bored of it immediately? I should use this one more often.

*mic check*