Class dismissed.

Bob.

Jimi.

Word up!

The Great Book.

The Great Beyond.

Let's start tonight's class.

Louis C.K. is 58 years old and has just written his first novel. But according to Texas Monthly, the results aren’t exactly worth celebrating. The magazine wrote that his book “isn’t just bad, it’s not even Texan,” and that’s considered one of the kinder reviews.

Class dismissed.

Books!

Everyone has a theory.

One hell of a book.

Word up!

Most ducks need speech therapy.

Let's start tonight's class.

Cuckoo!

Class dismissed.

The Talking Heads were a good band, but they weren't as skilled at discussing topics.

Did you experience the last experience?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Sorry, ha, ha, ha, ha!

No, that's definitely not funny.

That's just not funny, class.

Let's start tonight's class.

Class dismissed.

Are you experienced?

Pros and cons.

Word up!

Let's start tonight's class.

My author website has been updated.

See everyone at Monday night's class.

Happy Halloween!

Class dismissed.

Nosferatu (1922).

Eleven is a lucky number.

Gooblin.

Word up!

There was a mistake.

Let's start tonight's class.

Class is canceled tonight. There's a Jobie Bryant concert. We'll fit in a class tomorrow night. Don't forget your new pencils.

Tonight's class is canceled due to the Imperial Balusters concert on the east side of campus. Get ready to rock!

Have a good long weekend.