Ex gf sent me a playlist and there are a lot of songs where the guy wants the girl back but it’s too late, the girl is already over him

I keep meeting nice normal women with extremely toxic past relationships

Old Chinese lady showed up to kitesurf today in heavy winds. She made a rookie mistake setting her kite up and we all rolled our eyes. She then went out and absolutely shredded, hit big air after big air, trick after trick. Lmfao you just never know

Defense wins championships lol

God, please help prevent me from using my savings to buy a vacation home on Cape Hatteras

Better to have been wrong and to have changed your opinion than to have never had an opinion in the first place

The best thinking happens when you’re not thinking

My ex is a song that I don’t want to listen to anymore but yet I can’t get her out of my head

Is she hot or is she just young and tan and friendly?

In the olden days, I definitely would’ve been the captain of a ship

May you be as lucky as me, to be blessed with children that are smarter, more responsible, and better looking than you

Found a normie girl, might try to keep her

the real divide at work is between those who are trying to keep their jobs and those who are trying to actually accomplish something

So many hoes in my phone but I can only think about her

I’m shitposting on LinkedIn, getting job offers on Hinge, and using this site for dating

16yo daughter just called me a screenager

There is something right and just about a counterbalanced pair of siblings, one with the looks and the other with the talent

the human brain is still the greatest statistical inference engine we have but even the best models among us are so often really terrible

decided i need a catch phrase, current leaders are ‘take notes’, ‘ask not’ and ‘no crumbs’

I’m spending a lot of time on the dating apps recently and I keep running into Lauren who likes sushi and spicy margs and loves to travel

As the twitter algo gets worse and worse I keep checking in on this site to see if it blew up yet, but sadly no

Being able to see your own weaknesses is a vastly underrated superpower

That feeling when I look at this and realize I’m not going to inherit any of that sweet boomer cash

I will always be a gifted child

All the talk about hellthread makes me wish there was a tool for visualizing the finely branched structure of megathreads, for seeing the different ways in which threads evolve over time and networks of users. Phylogenetic trees of conversations. Thread science.

girl who eats pure Taiwanese chili sauce as if it were a complimentary appetizer

Why does this iceberg have a vagina?

Unique cat, who knows this breed?

Muscle memory is an asset for athletics but a liability for intellectual pursuits

I can’t wait, my daughter and I are going to crush it. She solves the puzzles, I fight

What is your intellectual blind spot?

Guy who is smart and rational yet believes that time travel exists now

Sometimes you need to be optimizing, sometimes you need to be blowing shit up

If you don’t like the clouds stop grayposting