Atchoum the cat
@atchoumthecat.bsky.social
š¤ 555
š„ 6
š 343
Atchoum, young male Persian with hypertrichosis. I'm hairy not scary!!
Letās play with me this morning. 𤪠****** Jouons avec moi ce matin. š¤Ŗ
loading . . .
about 20 hours ago
0
34
2
When Atchoum doesnāt know what to do with himself while waiting for spring, his favorite game is putting on a full performance in front of the patio door. šš¾
loading . . .
2 days ago
3
34
4
After my little Saturday escape, I had to face Atchoumās judgment⦠those eyes donāt even need words š„¶ ******** AprĆØs mon escapade de samedi, jāai dĆ» subir le jugement dāAtchoum⦠ses yeux parlent dāeux-mĆŖmes š„¶
loading . . .
3 days ago
1
26
1
As a very responsible tenant, I always like to pay next monthās rent in advance. What can I say⦠my landlord insists on being paid in kibble and cuddles. š¤£
loading . . .
5 days ago
1
26
2
In the wild⦠a silent predator lurks. The human thinks sheās safe⦠but she blinks. A fatal mistake. The slippers strike fast. Atchoum⦠a quick and dangerous hunter. š¼š¬
loading . . .
7 days ago
2
28
3
Mom brought home a box of pineapples⦠and somehow thought it was for fruit. Obviously she was mistaken. This box is now occupied by a superior lifeform. No pineapples allowed. Only Atchoum. šš¦
8 days ago
1
34
8
After my morning breakfast, I always leave a little extra room in my stomach⦠just in case I feel like eating a finger or two. š«£š¤£āš» ******** AprĆØs mon petit dĆ©jeuner du matin, je garde toujours un peu dāespace dans mon estomac⦠au cas où jāaurais envie de manger un doigt ou deux. š«£š¤£āš»
loading . . .
10 days ago
1
24
2
Every second, every minute of this day⦠I fall for those eyes all over again. ********* à chaque seconde, à chaque minute de cette journée⦠je craque pour ce regard.
loading . . .
12 days ago
1
32
4
My weak spot is right between my front paws. Thatās the official scratching zone approved by me. My human knows exactly where to scratch⦠and when she forgets, I kindly remind her. What about your petādo they have a favorite spot too?
loading . . .
13 days ago
2
24
2
Last week I told you that one of the things Atchoum hates the most is the sound of winter coats and boots. BUT a coat left on the couch that makes a squish squish sound is always very interesting for playtime⦠especially when a finger is moving inside the coat. šš«£
loading . . .
20 days ago
0
20
1
Atchoum: How much longer until you open the big door, Mom? Mom: When thereās no more snow. Atchoum: Perfect. That gives the squirrels plenty of time to fatten up. š Mom: Atchoum! You wouldnāt hurt them ā youāre kind of friends with them. Atchoum: Shhh 𤫠I have a tough reputation to maintain. šŖš»
loading . . .
22 days ago
1
29
5
This morning, I was ready to play with my two furry friends, but it looks like nobody feels like having fun. Everyone prefers taking a little nap. š“ Weāll try again later today.
loading . . .
23 days ago
0
15
0
Turn the volume all the way up and enjoy this relaxing moment š“šš¹š«£ ****** Mettre le volume au maximum et profiter de ce moment de dĆ©tente š“šš¹š«£
loading . . .
25 days ago
1
33
5
No way I can sit on the couch without Atchoum stretched out like heās relaxing at the beach š¹ ****** Pas moyen de māasseoir sur le divan sans avoir Atchoum bien Ć©tendu, comme sāil Ć©tait Ć la plage š¹
loading . . .
26 days ago
4
39
6
If I donāt give Atchoum the attention he believes he deserves⦠I can guarantee he makes sure I remember it š©š¼ ******* Si je ne donne pas Ć Atchoum toute lāattention quāil estime mĆ©riter⦠je peux vous garantir quāil me le fait savoir š©š¼
loading . . .
27 days ago
3
32
4
Someone wrote to my human not long ago asking how she keeps the house clean with a long-haired cat. Itās really not that complicated⦠every single particle in the house clings to me. She just has to pick the debris out of my glorious fur. Youāre welcome. šš
loading . . .
29 days ago
1
25
2
This morning, I have decided to be rebellious and refuse any grooming services. It is Sunday, is it not? And Sunday is a day of rest⦠even for me. My human has been informed. She may resume her duties tomorrow.
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
9
141
25
Peaceful morning supervising the birds from my royal post. Just making sure they know this is still my kingdom. š¦š ****** MatinĆ©e tranquille Ć observer les oiseaux depuis mon poste royal. Je māassure simplement quāils savent que ce royaume est toujours le mien. š¦š
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
0
29
0
Sometimes I wish I were my cat⦠because if I slept in that position, Iād definitely need a chiropractor the next day šš¤Ŗ
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
2
37
4
My humanās daughter gave me one of her wicker baskets⦠I believe this officially made my entire day. š¤Ŗš
#happylittleguy
******* La fille de mon humaine māa donnĆ© un de ses paniers dāosier⦠je crois que Ƨa a officiellement fait ma journĆ©e. š¤Ŗš
#petitgarsheureux
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
0
33
4
Tips of the day for Valentine's Day, Atchoum version: - Have an elegant posture and a determined air, so she'll know that she's in good hands. - Make sure to bring small treats for your date and more important do not eat them all! š¹
about 1 month ago
2
42
3
Happy Valentineās Day to all my loyal followers. š May your day be filled with love, treats, and someone dedicated to serving you⦠exactly as it should be. ā Atchoum
about 1 month ago
1
32
1
Something special is coming⦠A Valentineās Day video with my handsome Atchoum drops at 1 PM. Will you be watching? šāØ ****** Quelque chose de spĆ©cial sāen vient⦠Une vidĆ©o de Saint-Valentin avec mon beau Atchoum sort Ć 13h. Serez-vous au rendez-vous ? šāØ
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
1
23
1
First he makes me jump⦠and then my humanās husband shows up exactly when I was in the middle of admiring her.Honestly, the timing in this house is unacceptable. I deserve uninterrupted admiration moments. šš¾
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
0
27
2
Sorry Atchoum, but itās 9 a.m. ā Iām clearly not participating in your morning nap.š¤£āØ***** DĆ©solĆ© Atchoum, mais il est 9 h du matin ā clairement que je ne participe pas Ć ta sieste du matin.āØš¤£
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
0
28
2
This morning, I woke up with the best intentions⦠but my intentions decided to take a nap in the cardboard box instead. š¦š¹ Ce matin, je me suis levĆ©e avec plein de bonnes intentions⦠mais mes intentions ont dĆ©cidĆ© de faire la sieste dans la boĆ®te de carton Ć la place. š¦š¹
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
2
36
2
In the morning, no words are needed ā the look says it all. š Le matin, pas besoin de mots ā le regard dit tout. š
about 2 months ago
1
37
5
Iām not sure if Iām evolving or just perfecting my dominance over this house⦠but lately Iāve been standing on my back legs every single day. My human seems very impressed. As she should be. š¹š«£
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
1
32
4
I love those cute little paws. I also love those big whiskers. Actually⦠I love everything about him. š„° ****** Jāadore ces belles petites pattes. Jāaime aussi ces grandes moustaches. En fait⦠jāaime tout de lui. š„°
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
24
0
My video this morning is so short, yet ridiculously adorable. What do you think Atchoum is trying to tell me?𤩠Ma vidĆ©o de ce matin est tellement courte, mais tellement adorable Ć la fois. Quāest-ce que vous croyez quāAtchoum essaie de me dire ? š¤©
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
2
31
4
My personal groundhog finally came out of her burrow⦠do you think she saw her shadow? š«£š¤£ ******* Ma marmotte Ć moi est enfin sortie de sa grotte⦠est-ce que vous croyez quāelle a vu son ombre ? š«£š¤£
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
2
22
1
Happy weekend, everyone!! Iāll be resting⦠while my human makes sure itās perfect. * Bon week-end tout le monde !! Moi, je me repose⦠pendant que mon humaine sāassure que tout soit parfait.
about 2 months ago
1
20
1
The afternoon nap is always Atchoumās favorite. š“š¾ ****** La sieste dāaprĆØs-midi est toujours la prĆ©fĆ©rĆ©e dāAtchoum. š“š¾q qq
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
21
3
This morning, I wanted to answer my emails⦠but Atchoum had other ideas. So if youāre still waiting for a reply, please direct all complaints to management ā Iām just following orders. š¼š¹
#AtchoumTookOverMyComputer#AtchoumInControl
#ComputerHijackedByCat
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
1
27
3
Iām like a bear. I open one eye from my cave to see if winter is finally over⦠but no. Absolute betrayal. We still have two more months of this frozen nightmare. š©āļø -21°C
loading . . .
about 2 months ago
0
16
0
2016 vs 2026 Ten years later⦠and yes, the haircut did improve. Progress takes time. š¹š¹ 2016 vs 2026 Dix ans plus tard⦠et oui, la coupe de cheveux sāest enfin amĆ©liorĆ©e. Le progrĆØs, Ƨa se mĆ©rite. š¹š¹
about 2 months ago
1
18
0
When your human knows you really well⦠and she knows youāre an eternal overthinker š¹ (with very strong opinions, of course) ***** Quand ton humaine te connaĆ®t vraiment bien⦠et quāelle sait que tu es un Ć©ternel indĆ©cis š¹ (mais toujours avec beaucoup dāopinions, Ć©videmment)
about 2 months ago
1
19
0
Just so weāre clear: if Caramel gets one extra pet, I notice. I count. I remember. And I judge. š¼ ****** Juste pour ĆŖtre clair : si Caramel reƧoit une caresse de trop, je le remarque. Je compte. Je me souviens. Et je juge. š¼
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
20
1
AprĆØs les FĆŖtes, le budget est souvent plus serré⦠alors cāest le moment idĆ©al pour profiter des Jours Gros Rabais chez Mondou et faire le plein de produits ! Du 21 au 25 janvier, en ligne et en magasin. DĆ©pĆŖchez-vous !
loading . . .
2 months ago
0
10
0
Mom: Am I allowed to give you kisses too? Atchoum: Yes. One. Atchoum: ONE. Atchoum: Please respect the contract. Atchoum: I am not a public kissing booth. š Mom: šššš
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
25
2
No need to grow little devil horns on my head to warn the squirrels⦠theyāre already terrified. ššæļø ****** Pas besoin de me faire pousser des petites cornes sur la tĆŖte pour avertir les Ć©cureuils⦠ils sont dĆ©jĆ terrifiĆ©s. ššæļø
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
24
1
Mom⦠Iām asking out of genuine concern. Did your pillow attack you during the night? š«£š¼ ***** Mom⦠je demande par pure inquiĆ©tude. Est-ce que ton oreiller tāa attaquĆ©e pendant la nuit ? š«£š¼
loading . . .
2 months ago
0
23
2
Atchoum: Mom. We need to contact the company that designs MY furniture, MY toys MY cushions They must add a very clear disclaimer on their website: DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS RABBITS NOT INCLUDED Mom: Take it up with your brother š Atchoum: I tried Unfortunately royalty is often misunderstood š¤£š
loading . . .
2 months ago
0
20
1
Apparently, I broke the blanket rules. Again. Atchoum would like to file an official complaint. š¾š ******* Apparemment, jāai encore enfreint les rĆØgles de la couverture. Atchoum aimerait dĆ©poser une plainte officielle. š¾š
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
14
2
Another extremely difficult wake-up this morning⦠I survived, but at what cost. š«£š¤£ ****** Un autre rĆ©veil extrĆŖmement difficile ce matin⦠jāai survĆ©cu, mais Ć quel prix. š«£š¤£
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
38
4
Letās play with Atchoum !š **** Jouons avec Atchoum!š
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
16
0
I sometimes wonder if he doesnāt do it on purpose⦠Correction: I know he does. Because he knows Iām completely powerless when that little belly is involved.
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
26
3
Mom: What are you looking at, Atchoum? Atchoum: The menu. Mom: What menu? Atchoum: The drive-thru menu. Mom: Honestly⦠donāt even think about it š Atchoum: Ha ha!! Iām diabolical this morning ššš
loading . . .
2 months ago
1
20
2
If thereās one thing Atchoum really hates, itās when his little brother Caramel tries to step on his tail š ******** Sāil y a bien une chose quāAtchoum dĆ©teste, cāest quand son petit frĆØre Caramel veut piler sur sa queue š
loading . . .
3 months ago
3
18
2
1 p.m. ā the time when I absolutely must tuck in my big baby. We call it our little afternoon nap. No sleeping allowed for me, but he loves stretching out completely on top of me and enjoying this special moment we share.
loading . . .
3 months ago
2
29
1
Load more
feeds!
log in