Leave my toes alone and rub my belly instead. Priorities, human. 🤣🤣 ****** Lâche mes orteils et occupe-toi de ma bedaine à la place. Les priorités, humaine. 🤣🤣 🐾👑

It turns out drugs are bad… but let’s be honest, catnip is absolutely amazing. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 Il paraît que la drogue, c’est pas bon… mais on s’entend que l’herbe à chat, c’est absolument génial. 🤣😵‍💫😵‍💫 #atchoumthecat #catnipaddict #notagoodinfluence #livingmybestlife 😹🌿

I don’t know why Mom doesn’t want me playing with the plants. She keeps buying them, then leaves those tempting branches right where I can reach them. How am I supposed to resist? 😼🌿

I was having a very important discussion with the birds. Apparently, they disagree with my plan. 🤣🐦😼 J’étais en pleine discussion très importante avec les oiseaux. Apparemment, ils ne sont pas d’accord avec mon plan. 🤣🐦😼

I asked my daughter why she wasn’t doing her laundry. She said there was a squatter in her laundry basket. 🧺😼 Any excuse is a good excuse not to do it. 🤣

“Human, you’re late with my snack. I’m going to have to raise your rent. 😈” « Humaine, tu es en retard pour la collation. Je vais être obligé d’augmenter ton loyer. 😈 »

As I’m apparently just a tenant in his house, the only privilege I have is getting to enjoy his fluffy belly. For everything else, I have to make treat payments. 🫣🤣

Good morning, peasants. 😸☀️ I have been informed that today is Sunday. I therefore expect a slower pace, extra cuddles, and prompt delivery of snacks. Happy Sunday, everyone!

Good cleaning day! First step: take out your Swiffer and clean the floors. Second step: remove the Swiffer residue. 🤣😼 #NotHelpful #ProfessionalFloorInspector 🐾

Someone here can’t wait to steal my breakfast🥯😼 #notpatient ***** Il y en a un ici qui a hâte de voler mon petit déjeuner🥯😼 #paspatient

Just a little guy, happy lying in the grass, pretending he’s going to devour my hand while being the gentlest little fluff🥹🌿 Juste un petit gars, heureux couché dans l’herbe, à faire semblant qu’il va dévorer ma main alors qu’il est tout doux🥹🌿

Just a little guy, happy lying in the grass, pretending he’s going to devour my hand while being the gentlest little fluff🥹🌿 Juste un petit gars, heureux couché dans l’herbe, à faire semblant qu’il va dévorer ma main alors qu’il est tout doux🥹🌿

“Human, can you open this playpen so I can go annoy my brother for a bit? 😈🐰” ******* « Humaine, peux-tu ouvrir cet enclos que j’aille persécuter un peu mon frère ?😈🐰 »

Sorry for my late post. I was busy taking the greatest nap of all time.🤣😴 Désolé pour mon retard de publication. J’étais en train de faire la plus grande sieste de tous les temps.🤣😴

The hardest part about Mondays is pretending I’m ready to start the week. 😒😴 Le plus difficile avec les lundis, c’est de faire semblant que je suis prêt à commencer la semaine. 😒😴

Let’s take a moment to revisit my greatest photoshoot… with the best photographer in the world (in my opinion, obviously). You can admire me in the stunning book FELINE by Tim Flach. Try not to fall too much in love.

I need your opinion… do I look convincing? Do I look like I’m truly suffering? Because my human is leaving for the morning, and I really want to make her feel guilty. 🤣😿

Hear ye, hear ye!! Please turn the volume all the way up.🔊🔊 And spare a thought for me… the one who sleeps next to him every night.🫣🤣 ******* Oyé Oyé!! Veuillez mettre le volume au maximum.🔊🔊 Ayez une pensée pour moi qui dort chaque nuit avec lui.🫣🤣

“WANTED: tiny nose missing since this morning somewhere between breakfast and snack time. Please contact Atchoum’s mom if found.”🤣🫣😶😶 « AVIS DE RECHERCHE : petit nez disparu ce matin entre le déjeuner et la collation. Veuillez contacter la maman d’Atchoum si retrouvé. »🤣🫣😶😶

Nothing works, he just refuses to stay all nice and groomed.🫣🤣 ***** Rien à faire, il refuse de rester tout beau tout peigné.🫣🤣

Sometimes I think he sees little bugs on the ceiling.😵‍💫 ***** Quelques fois je pense qu’il voit des bibittes au plafond.😵‍💫

Sometimes, Atchoum doesn’t know what to do with his little brother anymore and chooses violence 🤣 …or he comes running to Mom for help instead 😩 Quelques fois, Atchoum ne sait plus quoi faire de son petit frère et choisit la violence 🤣 …ou il vient demander de l’aide à Mom 😩

I went upstairs to make my bed, and guess what I found sprawled out with those beautiful dirty paws fresh from the garden.😒 And on top of that, he looked so proud showing them off to me.🫣🤣

Talk to my tail, my head is busy 🤣🤣 *** Parle à ma queue, ma tête est occupée 🤣🤣

I saw you eating without offering me any… now explain yourself. 😒🍽️ ******* Je t’ai vu manger sans rien m’offrir… tu as 5 secondes pour t’expliquer. 😒🍽️

I think he finds me a little silly for using his tail as a microphone🫣😹 Je crois qu’il me trouve un peu idiote d’utiliser sa queue comme micro🫣😹

Everyone in the house woke me up at 5:30 a.m. for their meal… and 30 minutes later, they all went back to bed, leaving me sitting alone in the living room, watching them sleep 😳

Two little brothers enjoying the fresh air before the rain arrives 😖🌧️ ****** Deux petits frères qui profitent de l’air frais avant que la pluie arrive 😖🌧️

When you play a little too intensely with me, I sometimes get so excited I transform into a tiny pig 🐷🐽 ******** Quand tu joues un peu trop intensément avec moi, il m’arrive d’être tellement excité que je me transforme en petit cochon 🐷🐽

Rainy day 🌧️🙁 nothing better than getting my braids done 😹 ******* Journée de pluie 🌧️🙁 rien de mieux que de se faire des tresses

I went out to patrol the garden this morning and came back covered in twigs… and since I’m extremely sensitive about my toes, I did not appreciate Mom trying to remove them. 😈

Rainy morning, no garden time… my mood matches the weather 🙁 Journée de pluie ce matin, pas de sortie au jardin… mon humeur est comme la météo 🙁

He’s already broken at 8 a.m. 😹🤪 ***** Il est déjà brisé à 8h le matin 😹

You know that moment when you walk in and just know they were plotting something bad… Yet somehow, they always look innocent. 😼 ******* Tu sais ce moment où tu arrives et que tu sens qu’ils étaient en train de préparer un mauvais coup… Et pourtant, ils ont toujours l’air innocent. 😼

There’s nothing better than spending time with my human on this lovely sunny Sunday… ***** Il n’y a rien de mieux que de passer du temps avec mon humaine en ce beau dimanche ensoleillé…

Throwback to my very civilized discussions with the blue jays… ***** Retour en arrière sur mes discussions très civilisées avec les geais bleus…

Finally, a real beautiful day to enjoy MY garden. Pop will be here all week to open the yard, and obviously, I’ll be his right-hand man 💪🏻… in between squirrel hunting sessions 🐿️😈

1 PM: officially nap time… which obviously means stretching out on my human’s computer and making sure no work gets done 😼 ******* 13 h : l’heure officielle de la sieste… ce qui veut dire m’étendre sur l’ordinateur de mon humaine et m’assurer qu’aucun travail ne se fasse 😼

Imagine a cat litter that’s dust-free, made from plant-based ingredients, and still strong clumping. 🐾 
Catit Go Natural, finally a natural litter that works.   Approved for Earth Day by Atchoum! ✔️

Hello, just so you know… my human took this photo way too close, and now you’re all in my personal space. 😈 ******* Juste pour vous dire… mon humaine a pris cette photo beaucoup trop proche, et maintenant vous êtes tous dans ma bulle. 😈 #fullface

The first playoff game tonight ! Good luck for the long road of the playoffs to my favorite team !! Go Habs Go!!! Canadiens de Montréal #canadiendemontreal #GoHabsGo #Stanleycup #hockey #bigfan #playoffs #team #atchoumthecat #werewolfcat #atchoumthewerewolfcat #hypertrichosis #persiancat

Rainy day… so Mom is cleaning, and I’m entertaining myself the best way I can. ******* Journée pluvieuse… alors maman fait du ménage, et moi je m’amuse comme je peux.

The weekend is already off to a bad start when I realize I can’t fit into certain bowls 😒😹 #toobigtoofit ******* Le week-end commence déjà mal quand je réalise que je ne rentre pas dans certains plats 😒😹 #tropgrostroppetit

The universal language of cats 🤩#bluejay ***** Le langage universel des chats 🤩 #geaibleue

I’m ready for spring… now I just need the sun ☀️ ***** Je suis prêt pour le printemps… il ne me manque plus que le soleil ☀️

Turn your volume up this morning 🔊🔊🔊
Around 1 PM, I usually require my royal nap… preferably in my human’s arms. But yesterday? The decibels went up for absolutely no valid reason.
I suppose that’s what happens when you’re just a very happy little boy 😼

Mom and I are training for bug hunting ahead of my grand spring garden debut. She’s a decent coach… but let’s be honest, I’d need way more insect-shaped toys to make this truly realistic. We work with what we’ve got. 😹

I better be at her service all day after abandoning the house all weekend 🫣 #servitude ****** J’ai intérêt à être à son service toute la journée après avoir déserté la maison pendant le week-end 🫣 #servitude

This morning, I received some beautiful images from an incredibly talented artist who drew me… go check out their Instagram page! Thank you @severdelaetdobro ****** Ce matin, j’ai reçu de magnifiques images d’un artiste incroyable qui m’a dessiné… allez visiter sa page Instagram! @severdelaetdobro