Let’s play with me this morning. 🤪 ****** Jouons avec moi ce matin. 🤪

When Atchoum doesn’t know what to do with himself while waiting for spring, his favorite game is putting on a full performance in front of the patio door. 🎭🐾

After my little Saturday escape, I had to face Atchoum’s judgment… those eyes don’t even need words 🥶 ******** Après mon escapade de samedi, j’ai dû subir le jugement d’Atchoum… ses yeux parlent d’eux-mêmes 🥶

As a very responsible tenant, I always like to pay next month’s rent in advance. What can I say… my landlord insists on being paid in kibble and cuddles. 🤣

In the wild… a silent predator lurks. The human thinks she’s safe… but she blinks. A fatal mistake. The slippers strike fast. Atchoum… a quick and dangerous hunter. 😼🎬

Mom brought home a box of pineapples… and somehow thought it was for fruit. Obviously she was mistaken. This box is now occupied by a superior lifeform. No pineapples allowed. Only Atchoum. 👑📦

After my morning breakfast, I always leave a little extra room in my stomach… just in case I feel like eating a finger or two. 🫣🤣☝🏻 ******** Après mon petit déjeuner du matin, je garde toujours un peu d’espace dans mon estomac… au cas où j’aurais envie de manger un doigt ou deux. 🫣🤣☝🏻

Every second, every minute of this day… I fall for those eyes all over again. ********* À chaque seconde, à chaque minute de cette journée… je craque pour ce regard.

My weak spot is right between my front paws. That’s the official scratching zone approved by me. My human knows exactly where to scratch… and when she forgets, I kindly remind her. What about your pet—do they have a favorite spot too?

Last week I told you that one of the things Atchoum hates the most is the sound of winter coats and boots. BUT a coat left on the couch that makes a squish squish sound is always very interesting for playtime… especially when a finger is moving inside the coat. 😂🫣

Atchoum: How much longer until you open the big door, Mom? Mom: When there’s no more snow. Atchoum: Perfect. That gives the squirrels plenty of time to fatten up. 😈 Mom: Atchoum! You wouldn’t hurt them — you’re kind of friends with them. Atchoum: Shhh 🤫 I have a tough reputation to maintain. 💪🏻

This morning, I was ready to play with my two furry friends, but it looks like nobody feels like having fun. Everyone prefers taking a little nap. 😴 We’ll try again later today.

Turn the volume all the way up and enjoy this relaxing moment 😴🔊😹🫣 ****** Mettre le volume au maximum et profiter de ce moment de détente 😴🔊😹🫣

No way I can sit on the couch without Atchoum stretched out like he’s relaxing at the beach 😹 ****** Pas moyen de m’asseoir sur le divan sans avoir Atchoum bien étendu, comme s’il était à la plage 😹

If I don’t give Atchoum the attention he believes he deserves… I can guarantee he makes sure I remember it 😩😼 ******* Si je ne donne pas à Atchoum toute l’attention qu’il estime mériter… je peux vous garantir qu’il me le fait savoir 😩😼

Someone wrote to my human not long ago asking how she keeps the house clean with a long-haired cat. It’s really not that complicated… every single particle in the house clings to me. She just has to pick the debris out of my glorious fur. You’re welcome. 😌😂

This morning, I have decided to be rebellious and refuse any grooming services. It is Sunday, is it not? And Sunday is a day of rest… even for me. My human has been informed. She may resume her duties tomorrow.

Peaceful morning supervising the birds from my royal post. Just making sure they know this is still my kingdom. 🐦👑 ****** Matinée tranquille à observer les oiseaux depuis mon poste royal. Je m’assure simplement qu’ils savent que ce royaume est toujours le mien. 🐦👑

Sometimes I wish I were my cat… because if I slept in that position, I’d definitely need a chiropractor the next day 😂🤪

My human’s daughter gave me one of her wicker baskets… I believe this officially made my entire day. 🤪👑 #happylittleguy ******* La fille de mon humaine m’a donné un de ses paniers d’osier… je crois que ça a officiellement fait ma journée. 🤪👑 #petitgarsheureux

Tips of the day for Valentine's Day, Atchoum version: - Have an elegant posture and a determined air, so she'll know that she's in good hands. - Make sure to bring small treats for your date and more important do not eat them all! 😹

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my loyal followers. 💝 May your day be filled with love, treats, and someone dedicated to serving you… exactly as it should be. — Atchoum

Something special is coming… A Valentine’s Day video with my handsome Atchoum drops at 1 PM. Will you be watching? 🙀✨ ****** Quelque chose de spécial s’en vient… Une vidéo de Saint-Valentin avec mon beau Atchoum sort à 13h. Serez-vous au rendez-vous ? 🙀✨

First he makes me jump… and then my human’s husband shows up exactly when I was in the middle of admiring her.Honestly, the timing in this house is unacceptable. I deserve uninterrupted admiration moments. 😒🐾

Sorry Atchoum, but it’s 9 a.m. — I’m clearly not participating in your morning nap.🤣
***** Désolé Atchoum, mais il est 9 h du matin — clairement que je ne participe pas à ta sieste du matin.
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This morning, I woke up with the best intentions… but my intentions decided to take a nap in the cardboard box instead. 📦😹 Ce matin, je me suis levée avec plein de bonnes intentions… mais mes intentions ont décidé de faire la sieste dans la boîte de carton à la place. 📦😹

In the morning, no words are needed — the look says it all. 👀 Le matin, pas besoin de mots — le regard dit tout. 👀

I’m not sure if I’m evolving or just perfecting my dominance over this house… but lately I’ve been standing on my back legs every single day. My human seems very impressed. As she should be. 😹🫣

I love those cute little paws. I also love those big whiskers. Actually… I love everything about him. 🥰 ****** J’adore ces belles petites pattes. J’aime aussi ces grandes moustaches. En fait… j’aime tout de lui. 🥰

My video this morning is so short, yet ridiculously adorable. What do you think Atchoum is trying to tell me?🤩 Ma vidéo de ce matin est tellement courte, mais tellement adorable à la fois. Qu’est-ce que vous croyez qu’Atchoum essaie de me dire ? 🤩

My personal groundhog finally came out of her burrow… do you think she saw her shadow? 🫣🤣 ******* Ma marmotte à moi est enfin sortie de sa grotte… est-ce que vous croyez qu’elle a vu son ombre ? 🫣🤣

Happy weekend, everyone!! I’ll be resting… while my human makes sure it’s perfect. * Bon week-end tout le monde !! Moi, je me repose… pendant que mon humaine s’assure que tout soit parfait.

The afternoon nap is always Atchoum’s favorite. 😴🐾 ****** La sieste d’après-midi est toujours la préférée d’Atchoum. 😴🐾q qq

This morning, I wanted to answer my emails… but Atchoum had other ideas. So if you’re still waiting for a reply, please direct all complaints to management — I’m just following orders. 😼😹 #AtchoumTookOverMyComputer#AtchoumInControl #ComputerHijackedByCat

I’m like a bear. I open one eye from my cave to see if winter is finally over… but no. Absolute betrayal. We still have two more months of this frozen nightmare. 😩❄️ -21°C

2016 vs 2026 Ten years later… and yes, the haircut did improve. Progress takes time. 😹😹 2016 vs 2026 Dix ans plus tard… et oui, la coupe de cheveux s’est enfin améliorée. Le progrès, ça se mérite. 😹😹

When your human knows you really well… and she knows you’re an eternal overthinker 😹 (with very strong opinions, of course) ***** Quand ton humaine te connaît vraiment bien… et qu’elle sait que tu es un éternel indécis 😹 (mais toujours avec beaucoup d’opinions, évidemment)

Just so we’re clear: if Caramel gets one extra pet, I notice. I count. I remember. And I judge. 😼 ****** Juste pour être clair : si Caramel reçoit une caresse de trop, je le remarque. Je compte. Je me souviens. Et je juge. 😼

Après les Fêtes, le budget est souvent plus serré… alors c’est le moment idéal pour profiter des Jours Gros Rabais chez Mondou et faire le plein de produits ! Du 21 au 25 janvier, en ligne et en magasin. Dépêchez-vous !

Mom: Am I allowed to give you kisses too? Atchoum: Yes. One. Atchoum: ONE. Atchoum: Please respect the contract. Atchoum: I am not a public kissing booth. 😒 Mom: 💋💋💋💋

No need to grow little devil horns on my head to warn the squirrels… they’re already terrified. 😈🐿️ ****** Pas besoin de me faire pousser des petites cornes sur la tête pour avertir les écureuils… ils sont déjà terrifiés. 😈🐿️

Mom… I’m asking out of genuine concern. Did your pillow attack you during the night? 🫣😼 ***** Mom… je demande par pure inquiétude. Est-ce que ton oreiller t’a attaquée pendant la nuit ? 🫣😼

Atchoum: Mom. We need to contact the company that designs MY furniture, MY toys MY cushions They must add a very clear disclaimer on their website: DESIGNED EXCLUSIVELY FOR CATS RABBITS NOT INCLUDED Mom: Take it up with your brother 🙄 Atchoum: I tried Unfortunately royalty is often misunderstood 🤣👑

Apparently, I broke the blanket rules. Again. Atchoum would like to file an official complaint. 😾🛌 ******* Apparemment, j’ai encore enfreint les règles de la couverture. Atchoum aimerait déposer une plainte officielle. 😾🛌

Another extremely difficult wake-up this morning… I survived, but at what cost. 🫣🤣 ****** Un autre réveil extrêmement difficile ce matin… j’ai survécu, mais à quel prix. 🫣🤣

Let’s play with Atchoum !🙃 **** Jouons avec Atchoum!🙃

I sometimes wonder if he doesn’t do it on purpose… Correction: I know he does. Because he knows I’m completely powerless when that little belly is involved.

Mom: What are you looking at, Atchoum? Atchoum: The menu. Mom: What menu? Atchoum: The drive-thru menu. Mom: Honestly… don’t even think about it 😒 Atchoum: Ha ha!! I’m diabolical this morning 😈😈😈

If there’s one thing Atchoum really hates, it’s when his little brother Caramel tries to step on his tail 😖 ******** S’il y a bien une chose qu’Atchoum déteste, c’est quand son petit frère Caramel veut piler sur sa queue 😖

1 p.m. — the time when I absolutely must tuck in my big baby. We call it our little afternoon nap. No sleeping allowed for me, but he loves stretching out completely on top of me and enjoying this special moment we share.