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"Sholmes, two barbers are duelling with scissors" "A
#Clash
of styles, Hatson" "Is Geriarty involved?" "Very likely. He's always cutting corners"
#vss365
about 13 hours ago
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Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends ππ
2 days ago
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Have a terrific Thursday friends π
6 days ago
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"This document's ink is a
#blur
, Hatson" "Leaky roof, Sholmes?" "No, Geriarty cried all over it. Man gets emotional before robbing people"
#vss365
7 days ago
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Have a terrific Tuesday friends π
8 days ago
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"All the clocks strike thirteen, Sholmes" "A chronological
#conundrum
, Hatson" "So who meses with time like this?" "Geriarty. He loves to add an extra hour for crime"
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8 days ago
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"This diary is blank, Sholmes "Geriarty's?" "Yes" "Then the ink is sublimated" "Impossible" "Not for Geriarty, Hatson.Theyβre his invisible confessions. Read by guilt, not eyes"
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#sublimate
9 days ago
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"Observe, Hatson. Every drawer here is intact, except the
#escutcheon
" "Who on earth targets furniture jewelry, Sholmes?" "Who else but Geriarty, the Picasso of pointless thefts"
#vss365
10 days ago
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Have a super Saturday and great weekend friends ππ
11 days ago
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"The whole crime scene stinks of onions, Sholmes" "Under
#scrutiny
, the peels speak volumes, Hatson" "Volumes of what?" "Geriarty's plan. He plotted tears to blur witnesses' sight"
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11 days ago
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"The cat's meow is unusually
#sonorous
, Sholmes" "Because Geriarty gave it voice lessons, Hatson" "Why?" "To out-sing evidence, obviously Hatson"
#vss365
12 days ago
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13 days ago
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"Every ladder in the library has vanished, Sholmes" "Another
#caprice
, Hatson" "But why?" "So Geriarty can hog the top shelves" "I think he's the only villain who steals knowledge vertically, Sholmes" "Indeed, my friend"
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13 days ago
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"All these cats are sitting in a perfect circle, Sholmes" "A feline parliament, Hatson" "And the tabby in the middle?" "The
#bellwether
paw, Hatsonβ¦Geriarty's running a whiskered senate"
#vss365
15 days ago
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15 days ago
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"The town clock chimes out dance music, Sholmes" "Designed to encourage punctuality, Hatson" "Or to confuse us?" "Its Geriarty, Hatson.. He
#reinvigorates
disorder by the hour"
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16 days ago
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"Someone replaced every umbrella with fishing rods, Sholmes" "A clever swap, Hatson" "#Perhaps a fisherman's protest?" "No⦠it reeks of Geriarty" "But why rods?" "He's fishing for trouble, Hatson. And the city is the pond"
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17 days ago
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"Sholmes, the bakery walls are literally oozing dough" "Classic
#extrusion
under yeast pressure, Hatson" "Soβ¦a baking mishap?" "Hardly,Hatson.Geriarty's the only man who kneads crime this passionately"
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19 days ago
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"Sholmes, the bakery's been robbed" "Bread again,Hatson?" "Worse. Their secret
#stock
of yeast" "Good grief. Then the city will rise uncontrollably-just like Geriarty planned" "He's fermenting trouble again?" "Always, Hatson. Mischief is Geriartyβs daily bread"
#vss365
20 days ago
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"Sholmes, every teapot in the house is whistling the same tune" "A curious
#synthesis
of melody and mischief, Hatson" "You suspect Geriarty?" "Naturally. He prefers his plots served piping hot"
#vss365
21 days ago
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"Good heavens, Sholmes" "What now,Hatson?" "A tunnel under the laundry room" "Its obvious...socks
#conspire
for freedom" "But the ringleader?" "Who else,Hatson-Geriarty, warden of wayward hosiery"
#vss365
22 days ago
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Have a terrific Tuesday friends π
22 days ago
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"Sholmes, bakeries report the reins of their yeast carts are gone" "So the dough runs wild,Hatson" "Disaster, Geriarty behind this?" "Naturally. He's engineering a swelling crisis" "Only he could knead such chaos?" "Ofcourse, Hatson"
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#rein
23 days ago
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"The bakers are
#flinching
every time they open their ovens Hatson" "Why?" "The loaves hiss back" "But bread shouldn't hiss, Sholmes" "Correct, Hatson. It should rise..." "You think Geriarty's behind this?" "Of course. The man savors rebellion-even from bread"
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24 days ago
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"The
#style
guru's gone missing, Sholmes" "Missing ? No,Hatson-abducted" "By whom?" "Who else tailors chaos so neatly, Hatson? "Geriarty?" " Ofcourse,Hatson"
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25 days ago
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"Someone broke into the museum last night, Sholmes" "What's missing?" "Nothing. They dusted the mummies" "A
#potential
dry run, Hatson.." "Geriarty?" "Indeed Hatson. Only Geriarty polishes corpses for practice"
#vss365
26 days ago
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"Why is the violin case filled with sweet wrappers, Sholmes?" "To silence music, Hatson" "But why?" "Harmony offends Geriarty Hatson.." "Because he thrives on chaos and crunch?" "Ofcourse,Hatson"
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#wrapper
29 days ago
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30 days ago
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"Every elevator's stuck between floors Sholmes" "An outage,Hatson" "A citywide
#power
cut, probably?" "No Hatson, it's Geriarty" "Sabotage?" "He prefers his victims dangling in suspense,Hatson"
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30 days ago
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Have a stupendous Sunday friends π
about 1 month ago
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"All the chickens are gone,Sholmes. Not a cluck left in the coop" "Feathers at the
#doorway
, Hatson..a clear evidence" "You think Geriarty?" "Naturally.He doesn't eat chickenβ¦he kidnaps them for leverage"
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about 1 month ago
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"Every clock in the square froze at tea time, Sholmes" "Coincidence?" "#Chance, maybe" "Never with Geriarty, Hatson. He winds chaos as neatly as clockwork"
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about 1 month ago
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"Look Hatson, a journal" "And all
#articles
in this journal are blank pages, Sholmes" "Its Geriarty's masterpiece.. the loudest silence ever written" "So he's shouting through absence?" " Indeed Hatson"
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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"Consciousness guru is missing Hatson" "And every discipleβs asleep in the garden" "Drugged tea,no doubt" "Who benefits, Sholmes?" "Geriarty Ofcourse. He abducts the
#conscious
, robs the unconscious"
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about 1 month ago
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Have a wonderful Wednesday friends ππ
about 1 month ago
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Have a terrific Tuesday friends π
about 1 month ago
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"The teacups are rattling with marbles, Sholmes" "Geriarty's work, Hatson" "But why?" "He swaps peace for chaos. While we frown at the noise.." "He eludes us?" "Like always, Hatson"
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#elude
about 1 month ago
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"The library's books are all upside down, Sholmes" "I see scholars
#yearn
for order, Hatson" "But only one man would invert knowledge itselfβ¦" "Correct. It's Geriarty, Hatson.. rearranging the world, one shelf at a time"
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about 1 month ago
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"Why does this library smell so
#pungent
of onions,Sholmes?" "Because the thief wanted tears Hatson,not silence" "You think.." "Yes it's Geriarty.He makes readers weep before he steals their words"
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about 1 month ago
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"The bakery gave me an extra pastry for free,Sholmes" "Ah.. A
#malignant
sugar conspiracy Hatson" "But itβs delicious" "Geriarty fattens the city before striking, my dear Hatson"
#vss365
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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"The shopkeeper says every jar of jam is missing, Sholmes" "And yet he remains jovial about it. Suspicious, Hatson" "You mean.." "Yes, it's Geriarty's work. Only he could spread chaos so sweetly"
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about 1 month ago
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"Hatson, this vacuum cleaner refuses to clean" "Something's wrong?" "Says itβs too
#sentinent
for menial work" "Ridiculous, Sholmes" "Classic Geriarty - arming appliances with a union card"
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about 1 month ago
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"This watchface is
#malformed
, Sholmes - thirteen hours instead of twelve" "Ah. Our friend Geriarty is at it again Hatson" "What?" "A bonus hour,Hatson. Enough for an extra crime"
#vss365
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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"Every dogβs howling at 9 p.m, Sholmes" "Ahβ¦a synchronized dog
#vigil
, Hatson" "For stolen bones?" "Precisely. And Geriarty's bribing them with sausages" "But why?" "With dogs distracted, he can stroll in un-sniffed"
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about 2 months ago
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The chef's beginning to
#seethe
, Hatson" "What's wrong?" "Geriarty stole only the lids of all the soup pots" "Why just lids, Sholmes?" "Because he enjoys chaos simmering over, Hatson"
#vss365
about 2 months ago
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"Someone pummeled every alarm clock in this shop,Sholmes" "A bold statement,Hatson" "Vandalism?" "No. Its Geriarty" "Why?" "He he hates mornings,declared a war against them" " So offices collapse, deadlines vanish?" "And brunch rules supreme, Hatson"
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#pummel
about 2 months ago
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Have a fabulous Friday friends π
about 2 months ago
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