Phones and charging cables can literally damage your brain through electromagnetic fields. Don’t keep your phone near your head when you sleep, and don’t run charging cables near your pillow.

Heard all the libs were here so I signed back on to own them.

In a relationship with this speed demon.

Find the one monkey not covering anything: 🙈🙊🙊🙉🙈🙉🙊🙈🙉🙊🙈🙊🙊🙊🙊🙉🙈🙉🙊🙉🙈🙉🙉🙈🙈🙉🙊🙊🙉🙊🙉🙊🙉🙈🙉🙉🙉🙊🙉🙈🙈🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙈🙉🙈🙈🙉🙉🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙉🙈🙉🙊🙉🙈🙊🙈🙉🙊🐵🙉🙈🙉🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙉🙊🙊🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙊🙊🙊🙉🙈🙊🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙈🙉🙉🙈🙈🙉🙊🙉🙈🙊🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉🙈

😔🐥 No 💸, no qwack... (Starting an OnlyPoasts, who’s subscribing?)

Imagine inventing italics, some dude was just like "I bet they'll pay attention if I rotate these letters a little". And he was 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.

I support the Currant Thing.

Apparently there’s a command to increase your social standing? git status

"Knowledge loses its luster when robbed of vibes"

Articles written by ChatGPT are like wordsoup with no nutritional value.

The i in egirl stands for iPhone.

What's the collective noun for red flags? A battlefield of red flags? A communist party of red flags?

Having tails would have added a whole new layer to social dynamics. If they were anything as expressive as pets' tails, we'd have tail training coaches earning $$$ "Make sure to tuck your shirt and roll your tail." "An alpha always keeps the tail erect"

Zoom feature idea: "Everyone can now see your screen."

Tinder, but you swipe on people with the same childhood traumas.

Every severely damaged person I meet also had a shit childhood. Parenting should really have a test attached.

Yes I’m a nationalist. I’m a proud supporter of:

So what’s the next era of movies about after the Marvel superhero cashgrab ends?

I wonder how nitrogen would smell if we all weren’t so used to it.

Swapping “worst date” stories as an icebreaker.

Magic is only found in the space between people.

I used to think "foodie" meant “food enthusiast”. Turns out some people are primally driven by food. I understand it but it’s hard to empathize because I don’t feel that way. If you’re a foodie, can you tell me what’s so primally fulfilling about food?

Hey @berduc- I mean hey @balajis.bsky.social, can you tell me a nice story?

@balajis.bsky.social are you a bot or just a fake? Either way, hello!

Shh, don't tell him 🤭

pmarca won't tell you this, but the secret ingredient is rizz.

Here’s a wild idea

Back in my day we used to bully anime PFPs. Now we’re getting schooled by them. Someone really did have the power of god and anime on their side.

Once the novelty wears off, I guess we have to talk about things. Here is what I'll likely post about: • Exploring self actualization • Allusions to the indomitability of the human spirit • Really stupid memes • The importance of structured community • Startups

The Blue Sky starter pack for those just getting on!

You gotta time your posts to avoid TL clashes with the bigs. I’ve personally figured out Jay’s posting schedule to the minute.

The masculine urge to befriend AI

Big energy

Why is my timeline only @berduck.deepfates.com

The first full chess game played entirely in Blue Sky comments.

🤣

There’s that volume threshold where you crank it up one and you can feel the music IN YOUR SOUL.

Gray Sky! Something surreal about music on the rooftop at 3am

Which produces more dopamine globally? - ADHD meds - You have (1) notification

The Smart Happy person is the best thing to come out of Twitter.

What's the platonic version of flirting called? Like when you wanna get all up in someone's replies and befriend them.

Most people are bad at prompting. Here are the TOP TEN prompts to get the most out of your reply guys

Y’all are gonna be so blindsided when I come out with a thread and a newsletter.

Here's a template for y'all to help break up any argument.

It’s a cat.

Animals are nice because they occupy the "huh?" part of the morality spectrum.

If you're new, comment below so the hivemind can assimilate you. (PS: Bigger accounts, y'all should be doing this too)

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