I made a thing. 😌 #dessert

Illinois’ medical cannabis program now lets patients have the same ID card for 3 years for only $50. When I got my first ID, they were $100 and lasted 1 year. The benefit is not paying any cannabis taxes—the price of the new 3yr medical card is the same as the taxes of just one purchase.

My niece brought her very very obviously sick kindergartner to thanksgiving at my mom’s. I know I’m sick, who knows who else woke up w a sore throat and runny nose. 4 generations fucked over by a couple’s choice to put their inconvenience above the health of their family.

There’s a new rule in my kitchen: If the cake sucks, throw it away; DON’T waste the frosting.

It’s a plant! It’s an animal! No. It’s a PLANIMAL! How would you like to remove your body from your head, eat some algae and regrow your body out of algae? Ok. But what if you can use photosynthesis instead of eating? youtu.be/IH_uv4h2xYM?...

The ppl who now claim pedophilia is nbd are lifelong members of a religion that is based on exploiting girls for the expressed benefit of men. Their entire holy book is a sex-slavery manual from start to end. The concept of “consent” does not exist in Christian doctrine. BiblicalGenderRoles.com

I love when I turn in a 6-10 page paper and the only similarities between what I wrote and what other ppl wrote is literally shit like the page numbers and reference citations.

Let me introduce you to the Heterosexual Questionnaire. It's a list of the most common questions that are asked of LGBTQIA+ identifying individuals, rewritten for the people who usually ask them--cis/het.

My baby is 9 years old today. 😭

Key Term for chapter 16: racial socialization. "efforts by parents of adolescents from racial minority groups to teach their children about discrimination, prepare them to deal with these experiences, and teach them to take pride in their heritage."

On Saturday I realized that the research paper for Child Psych was due at the end of this week (grace period is another week out). Naturally, I panicked, and neglected everything else in life to start working on it. Anyway I'm halfway done. Idk why I thought it was gonna be hard, but it's kinda fun.

Is this why you’re selling us out now?

I’m so fucking embarrassed that the Senator I voted for at least 3 times has voted against the lives and rights of me and my community.

If you're looking for a short/med read this fine Saturday afternoon in hell, might I suggest: Fischer, G. (1992). Introduction: An overview of women’s history in the United States. Journal of Women’s History Guide to Periodical Literature, 9–38. muse.jhu.edu/pub/3/oa_edi...

Mike Johnson perfectly represents this country’s problem with Middle Managers. His entire job is to block any path forward for everyone who isn’t part of the executive team. Executives only exist bc of the pull-the-ladder-up-behind-you ethos of Middle Management.

Why do I feel guilty when ppl do nice things for me unprompted tho

Between loyalty points and medical discounts, imma go buy a 1g distillate cartridge for 15¢. 😙

Please, PLEASE, I am begging you as both a parent and someone who is sick of all this THIS, go vote for your school boards. Even if you don't have kids, that's how these reactionary dipshits got their feet in, that's where the book bans and library cuts start.

My partner is visiting a non-shithole country this week for work.

What’s the difference between MAGA Republicans and the cuckoo bird? Anybody?

"People today might look at the picture and see two girls being friends, not knowing one was property to the other. That's how slavery worked. Sometimes it dressed itself up pretty, but underneath was always chains." Story of Harriet Johnson, and the Montgomery Plantation youtu.be/zU1u1Rg8BPQ?...

Is November going to be any different than October? Yes. Millions more children are going hungry because the prezident enjoys mass suffering.

Cops going aggro on Sunset near Echo Park in LA after the Dodgers Win. Shooting people with less lethals from point blank range, horses running people and press down. Literally minutes before, fireworks in the street

Bc of the gov't shit down, LA school district is going to start providing school DINNERS, so that kids don't sit in class with grumbling stomachs. Bravo for LAUSD, but shame on this gov't. And I just realized that typed "shit down". Going to leave it at that.

Third Pharmacy is the charm this month for refilling ADHD meds. I won’t have to dip into his old Rx to get by til it’s available. It’s nice having some 10mg on hand for emergencies, but he needs 15mg.

Child Psychology textbook facts about the US that we all knew, but appreciate being acknowledged: 1. Maternal mortality rates are extremely high. 2. Fathers don’t do enough in the family household. 3. Infant mortality rates are extremely high.

She chose the worst possible place for this job. Am I supposed to just wait? I mean it’s outside at least.

The maternal mortality rate in the United States is so notoriously high, it’s literally a whole section in my child psych textbook. That’s so MAGA.

The 250th year mark of the Declaration of Independence is next July. The shithole administration hired a private Christian college to make a video about it. Can we just… turn it into a museum at this point, and make it a warning? youtu.be/0L3lb1Aav6I?...

It is apparent that the history of our nation has been taken for granted. Too many of us have forgotten about the war that was required to give us our rights, and how fragile democracy is.

Every American used to be a proud antifa. It was the entire reason the world went to war, twice. What happened to the children of the Greatest Generation?

“Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.”

She’s using fungi to clean the soil after wildfires destroy the land. youtu.be/UBYmiesEBnM?...

As people start thinking about holiday donation drive: reminder that the Salvation Army is both homophobic and requires people to attend Christian religious services to get aid, there are lots of organizations out there that don't hate some of your employees, and you should support one of them!

I can’t emphasize enough how useful being autistic is for academic research. In particular, the ability to make connections & spot patterns across large quantities of data. I feel like this is what my brain was made to do. #Autistic

MAGA really said “we need someone who will run the country like a business!” And then found the only “billionaire” with 6 bankruptcies, 43 felonies, and one civil adjudication for SA.

My recent grades were posted. I have 30 credit hours, and half of the 12 failed-hours on my transcript are no longer calculated in my GPA bc I retook 2 classes and passed, so it jumped from 2.8 to 3.27!! I didn’t realize how much 2 classes would help.

Planned Obsolescence. Singlehandedly destroying the world, one upgrade at a time.

Whenever I'm stressed, I make complex recipes to calm down. I just finished my second gluten-free frosted lemon cake. From scratch. Also made a pumpkin pie, and lemon custard ice cream. Thought I'd feel better. Checked the news. I just wanna make something else now.

I now have my father’s laptop. I plugged it in next to my spot on the couch, haven’t opened it yet. I’m not ready.

Brown rice flour White rice flour Tapioca starch Coconut flour Cornstarch Almond flour Pectin powder Xanthan gum What is this? A list of ingredients that are all needed to replace one single ingredient. That one ingredient: wheat flour.

It is 2025. If you live in a red state and your cis male partner is not ✨️terrified✨️ of impregnating you, that man does not love you. This is true for prolife women too. ☕️💜

One of my classmates presented an example of stereotyping as a fallacy. The example: this person said you should unfriend this other person bc they’re a trump supporter. Citing the assumption that a person is racist/fascist/bigoted just for supporting trump. Ordinarily, this would be a fallacy…

Slightly obsessed w a one-armed Tibetan macaque named Xing Xing whose whole existence is being fed by a village family.

The tapioca flour that I ordered (and was heavily discounted😙) just arrived and got me cleaning up my gluten-free baking cabinet to make room for a new ingredient. I really wanna bake something rn, BUT I should hold off until the rice flour arrives tomorrow. Waiting is hard sometimes.

Are we “great” yet?

Family pumpkin farm, complete w goats, baby cows, and even donkeys. Been 7 years since we came here last, now there’s an entrance fee. Good for them. Seriously.

…might fuck around and audit a chemistry class…