"I even gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is an Action Bronson line

The current set has been out for like a week. Then next set hasn't released. And we're getting tons of spoilers for the set after it 😩 I'm tired boss

Is ramen pasta?

So I won a Final Fantasy box on MTG Arena at the start of the month, and got my email immediately that I'd be getting another email to redeem it around July 23rd. and I still haven't gotten that 2nd email. Anyone else win a box and got no message yet?

My signature has never looked the same twice in my life. How do people have consistent signatures

This really gives me the itch to play Pox again. What format? I don’t know

Heard a baby crying at the airport after our flight got delayed and for the first time instead of being annoyed, I just thought “me too…”

Why have I never seen a little 9 hole Mini Golf Bar in an airport? It seems like the perfect idea

Coffee Obscur

Spike is giving such big ConcernFroge energy

Just tried brining chicken in pickle juice (pic specifically) for the first time before frying and my god this is the best chicken I’ve ever made

When a 5 minute blood draw turns into a 3 hour event because you can save $100 going to a third party site online that takes forever to go through. American Healthcare is so stupid. Why are there “daily sales” on blood tests?

Just tried espresso rub for steak today and it was an absolute banger

These Orange n Vanilla donuts at Dunkin are 9/10 I could eat a whole dozen

Back in my future funk era

I was sitting in a Starbucks about 15 years ago and noticed Chris Tucker in the drive thru. He noticed that I noticed him and we both stared at eachother blank faced for about 10 seconds straight before the barista handed him his drink and he pulled away

Super Metroid Any% KPDR can Samus beat her own game?! Find out at - www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt

Back from the dead (kinda) + First Affiliate Stream - continuing the nightmare that is Illbleed

I’ve been sick for three weeks. I don’t remember what it’s like to feel normal anymore

Did a Bowsette & Chompette duo cosplay last weekend with @harleyhardt.com 👑

Bowsette stomps into battle!

Cloudy day ☁️

Illbleed is ruining my life, come watch as it takes everything I know and love from me (twitch link in bio)

How is this real? This is broken in half @_@

Chrome on my desktop just started prompting me mid-sentence to have it finish writing for me with AI. I hate this so much

Continuing the insane Sega Dreamcast game known as Illbleed. One of the most unique experiences in gaming I've had in a long time over at: www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt

Did a little King Shark cosplay at the con last weekend. I don’t think anybody knew what I was going for but I got to be a shark for a day and that’s what matters :3

Me when I'm about to Kermit a crime

Izzet Prowess? I sure hope it is

The moment my N64 died. Poor Mario.

Seeing how fast Bowsette can casually complete Super Mario 64 over at www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt come say hi!!

Working on a genderbent King Shark cosplay. Really happy with the necklace I just finished

Disgracing the Pope (putting ketchup on my hotdogs)

Don’t talk to me if you haven’t listened to the entirety of Around the World - 10 hour version!

Today on www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt We explore the inner machinations of this Togepi and why they are against finishing Celeste's chapter "Farewell"...

I want a computer case that looks like those old coin drop spinners from Taco Bell you could win a free burrito in

I’ve never seen this level of unfiltered hate on here 😭 she’s just trying to hype her gaming channel and the hater shows up like “actually, ‘let’s plays’ are the fall of society”

Didn’t realize Taco Bell is the plug like that 🙏

Do what now? 🤨

Tonight: Bison Bacon Sliders with homemade bbq sauce

Me when i'm climbing Celeste mountain over at www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt and posting the right link this time. please come say hi and compliment my 5$ alstofo cosplay

lets all become sharks

www.twitch.tv/harleyhardt Hey y'all i'm streaming Celeste Core (hopefully) please join! I made a makeshift cinnamonroll cosplay as an offering

Homemade turkey burger ghost pepper cheese sliders. Best turkey burgers I’ve made yet. Just forgot to put the cheese on before I took the burgers off so it didn’t melt

Took a nap and dreamt I got a playset of Treasure Cruise signed by Tom Cruise. Kinda need that now

How is Elves consistently the most miserable deck to play against in every format

Chicken game going crazy rn

April 27th / rn in Japan is the 33rd anniversary of Kirby!! I hope you've gotten him a cake!

The combat camera for Clair Obscur is dizzying. I feel like I’m watching a zoomer edited youtuber with all the super fast zooms in and out and jumping angles.