I wouldn't have known President's day was coming if it weren't for all the mattress commercials interrupting my binge of School Spirits. Maybe we should do a record sale for arbor day.

Melania looks like a combination of the Babadook and the Quaker Oats man

It's 10:45am on Jan 19. So far I have tried to open tiktok 9 times this morning.

Call me Eleanor cuz bro... THIS is the bad place.

I have a commercial real estate rant. 1 of ? There's this marketing trick they do in commercial called a triple net lease- which is where the rent is 20-30% higher than they want to write down, because they're charging you the taxes, property insurance and maintenance on the building separately.

So uh... fuck Meta.