Many “ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤” Grandma 👩🏻‍🦳 Isn’t READY For The Holidays 🧶Or Winter 🥶 … They Are WRONG !! #CatsofBluesky

Yes...BUT Did They Come In Peace ... OR...Cat World Domination...It's A Fine Line #CatsofBluesky

Felines KNOW The World Is Flat …NOT Round ..They Have Been Pushing Things Off The Edge For Centuries To Prove The Point #CatsofBluesky

Many “𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆” Felines Are NOT Watching What Is Going ON In The World …& Wouldn’t Hesitate To Step In To STOP IT ..The Minute The Biped Backs Are Turned …They Are WRONG …Right After Naptime 💤 #CatsofBluesky

Random Autumn Thoughts ~ Do Tiny Little Feline Witches EXIST?!? And IF So ….Does The Increasing Chill Of Autumn Cause Them To Materialize & Sit A Spell ?!?!? 🎃 #Autumn #CatsofBluesky

When The Stand-Off IS Real…& The Stakes Are HIGH ……. Being FIT Improves The Odds EXERCISE!!! Do It NOW!! #CatsofBluesky

Tonight On CatFlix ~ Robin Cats …Who Steals From The Bipeds & Gives To The Strays CatWoodForest FelineCableTV #CatsofBluesky

Today On “ Cooking With Pink” .. We WILL Be Discussing The Finer Arts Of “Fillet Of Feesh A La Cuts” … Per FelineCableTV #CatsofBluesky

Be Advised …It’s 53 Days Till Hallow’een & To Visualize Da Bat 🦇…Ya Need Da BOOSe 🍷🍸🍹🥃 #Halloween #CatsofBluesky

Many People “𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆” That Hallow’een Is Just An Upcoming Seasonal Holiday ….That Is An Outright Fallacy….. Hallow’een Is Creative Expression Of The Need To Confront The Unsettling Unknown That Creeps Up Upon Us In The Middle Of The Night & Scares The Hell Outa Us #Halloween #CatsofBluesky

Repost if you have your pyjamas on before 7:30pm on a Friday night. 🥳

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Cost Of Living CRISIS …Fight Back With Innovations Remember To Practice “Alternative Lighting “ …You’ll Be Glad You Did …🕯️🕯️🕯️🎃🔥 #CatsofBluesky 10 Items Causing Your Electricity Bill To Skyrocket houseoutlook.com/10-items-cau...

This Time Of Year …Grandma Tells Us Of Great-Grandma & How She Inherited Her Incessant Yarnwork 🧶From Her & We Always *Feel* When She's Watching Over Us ...Due To The Constant Clicking Sounds ...A Corner Cold Spot ..& Cinderfoot Staring Wide-Eyed At The Flickering Jack-O-Lantern 🎃 #CatsofBluesky

Many “ Believe “ The Autumn Ozark Forest Cat Does NOT Exist…They Are WRONG !!! Do YOU See Him?!?!? #CatsofBluesky

There Is A Reason The Spooky Time Is Set In Autumn .. It’s BECAUSE It’s During The Harvest #CatsofBluesky

Well... Now ...THIS Is More Like It ... Your Being Quite Cooperative... (YES ...l Noted The CLENCHED Claw Of Discipline...How Could I Miss It?!?) ...And NO ...There Is NO Special "Themed Photo" Cat Day For That Kind Of Blatant Defiance Margery’s IN CHARGE #CatsofBluesky

What Are They ?!? Feesh WHY Are They In A Bowl ?!? Dinner I’m NOT Getting Wet Me..Either Good..They’re ALL Mine #CatsofBluesky

Cat Intelligence Agency ~ Always Napping/Sleeping With One Eye 👁️ OPEN….& Patrolling On Silent Paws 🐾 #CatsofBluesky substack.com/@sailingbeyo...

After Helping His Pa All Summer Long ..Joe Is READY To Help YOU All September🍁 Long 🛠️LABOR DAY Special 🛠️ 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘 𝗢𝗿 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗧𝗼 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 …𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥: 𝟏-𝟖𝟎𝟎-𝐅𝐈𝐗-𝐅𝐙𝐍-𝐏𝐈𝐏𝐄 🚱 JoesPlumbing An ALL-American Company #HappyLaborDay #CatsofBluesky

There Aren’t Enough Paper Towel …Toilet Paper 🧻Rolls … Constrution Paper Sheets & Battery Candles For Me To “Create” Decor For Hallow’een …I Just Don’t Have The TIME Halloween Is NOW !! #CatsofBluesky

As The First Month Of Celtic Autumn Dwindles This Weekend ….The Remembrance Of The HORROR Of The Giant Raccoon 🦝Of Winter …Made Chesterfield …Shiver #CatsofBluesky

It Was At THIS Point …Pooh Realized He Was No Longer In The 1000 Acre Wood #CatsofBluesky

Feline Thoughts : Unmentionable Due To INTENSIVE Feline Curse Word Usage #CatsofBluesky x.com/catsarebless...

Felines …Better Suited To Run Earth Than Bipeds #CatWorldDomination #CatsofBluesky Unlike animals that rely on a narrow range of adaptations, cats exhibit a rare balance of strength, agility, intelligence, and sensory precision. x.com/catsarebless...

Tongue 👅 Out Tuesday #HorsesofBluesky #CatsofBluesky

Meanwhile At The Mane & Tail Spa 🥂…Autumn Rates Are Reduced #HorsesofBluesky #CatsofBluesky

Dammit.. HOLD STILL.. You Keep Blinking 📱 #CatsofBluesky #HorsesofBluesky

Good Afternoon It’s Time To Cruise 🏍️ Da Net …Hop On Quick Dammit …I’m At A Traffic Light 🚦 #CatsofBluesky

Of Course I KNOW How To Drive …Just Push The Petals WHEN I Tell You Too …Got It ?!?!? #CatsofBluesky

Business Tips With Margery Margery Catface !!! Licking Up Carpet Fibers To Elicit Additional Cat Treats IS Blatant Extortion …& I WILL NOT …..Oh …HERE …Here’s A Few More …. And What Thanks Do I Get ?!? ….The Backside Of Your Head ….Thanks Margery #CatsofBluesky

Distributor Cap ...I Don't See No Damn Distributor Cap …Are You SURE It Can 't Run Without One ?!? I Saw This Thing Rolling Down The Hill ...Just Yesterday #CatsofBluesky

Thoughts Of Dog 🐕 #DogsofBluesky #CatsofBluesky

Many BELIEVE Grandma’s A Benign Old Soul In The Twilight Of Her Life …Without A Maniacal Thought In Her Head …Who In Her Retirement Years Is NOT Conspiring With A Fanged Fur Covered Clawed Demon Child …Hell Bent On World Domination … They’re Woefully Naive & WRONG In The Extreme #CatsofBluesky

Welcome To The Autumn 🍂 The Conehead Cafè ☕️ #CatsofBluesky

An URGENT 🚨UNDERCaffeinated ☕️ Announcement ...Be Advised #CatsofBluesky

For The Love Of Feline Tattooists …Margery …I’m NOT Comfortable With This *New* Form Of Expression You Have Developed & YOU Can Pout All You Like …I DON’T CARE What You Saw Online …You Shouldn’t Be Using My Phone 📱 …& A Tattoo Is NOT Going To Make You Look Cooler 😎 #CatsofBluesky

For The Love Of Tricks & Treats …Herbert …You CANNOT Be A Skeleton 💀 & A Ghost 👻 At The Same Time …Expecting To Get Twice The Treats #CatsofBluesky

Many Have NO IDEA What Is The Downside Of Autumn Is ….That’s Right …Grandma 👩🏻‍🦳🧶 #CatsofBluesky

GOOD AFTERNOON Agnes !!! Did You Bring ALL Those Leaves 🍁 🍂 Into The House I JUST Raked Up ?!? Certainly NOT George … I I Was Thoughtful & Dragged The Entire Tree Right Beside The Pile …Indoors #CatsofBluesky #AutumnDecor

THE Preferred Feline Bathroom 🚽EXPERIENCE ……I.D Required 🪪 ( Comes With Actual Bathroom “Sounds”) #CatsofBluesky www.facebook.com/heyitsginger...

FINALLY …A Robot I Approve Of …Meet BunnyBots …🐇 NianSumTingWong Sees This As Outright Trickery 🐍 #CatsofBluesky In Florida, robot bunnies are being deployed to help combat invasive pythons. 🐍 www.facebook.com/share/1CKwxX...

For The Love Of Triangular 🔺🔺Ears ..Margery ….I Have NO Idea …WHICH Side Is Your Best Side For Photos …We’ve Been At This For Over A Year Now …Don’t YOU Know ?!? …. FINE …Let The Sun ☀️ Decide …At Least It’s Impartial To The Results #CatsofBluesky

THIS Is WHY I Talk To Felines …(They’re Far More Intelligent Than The Average Biped ) … EXCEPT Not To Margery …She’s A Smart Ass

Beautifully Done …… ( & Tissues Required …Trust Me ) #CatsofBluesky youtu.be/bnrMOwxrO84

Behold What WAYBACK MACHINE At Internet Archive Can Offer 🍎🍏🥧 #CatsofBluesky #Autumn How to Make Apple Pie in an Apple web.archive.org/web/20131115... How to Make Pumpkin 🎃 Candles web.archive.org/web/20130929... How to Make a Jack O'Lantern from an Orange 🍊 web.archive.org/web/20131022...

Apparently A Parole Officer From Gator 🐊 Alcatraz #CatsofBluesky youtube.com/shorts/DzN4R...

Thank You Margery For Your Participation In “Whiskers Wednesday”…But Do You Think You Could Be A Bit Less Resentful About It ?!? Whereas I Appreciate Your Dedication To Crumb Removal …”Shampooing” The Carpet Is Quite Unnecessary #CatsofBluesky

Good Afternoon…The ✨Magic ✨Of Autumn Makes Anything Possible #CatsofBluesky