NO MAN HOW DO I MAKE MY DAD EAT ILL MAKE HIM CHICKEN IN THE AIR FRYER AND HE THINKS I WANT SOME TOO SO HE'LL LET ME HAVE THE WHOLE THING LIKE NO BITCH THIS IS YOURS FUCKING EAT IT. EAT IT BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS??? STOP EATING BREAD WITH PEANUT BUTTER

lalalala

Are you the Bee or the Alien?

lalala strawpage, scroll 2 the bottom to see comms infos sacrificialjester.straw.page

bro

I FIXED IT NEVERMIND I HAD TO DISABLE SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL WAS TH

WHA HAPPENEND WHATTH EFUCK DID I DOWNLOA

WHY IS EVERYTHING ON MYSTRAWPAGE INVERTED.

EHY DAHLIA UR A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m gonna make you explode

exambple for chibi comms this thinf looks SO DUMB

actually its easier to just finish the strawpage i alr have and put the commission stuff at the bottom of it so im gonna do thjat,,,, i dont feel like fighting with te website to make a decent looking strawpage HELP

genuinely so tired of MDNI accounts interacting with me. Like how are you gonna break your own rules..

like if you find it annoying to keep checking for minors whenever you wanna like a post then maybe your porn account shouldnt be your main account...1!!!

if you're an 18+ account the least you can do while running an anti minor space is check the accounts you wanna follow, and if you throw a hissy fit about it you're a baby back bitch☠️

ts was originally 5 coffees who the hell sent me 4 more donos im scay

hi if i seem more unhinged than usual its because im shaking and my blood sugar is IN THE TRENCHES so if i start screaming you know wy

TWIN DOESNT WANNA BE MURKED MY LIFE IS OVER WDYM I CANT THROW HIM INTO A WOOD CHIPPER AS ONE OF MY STIMS /DIR/SILLY

I HAVE THE FUCKING EXAMPLE DRAWINGS DONE FOR COMMS BUT I DONT KNOW IF RAISING THE PRICES BY 5$ FOR THE MORE DETAIL I HAVETO PUT IN IS GOOD SOMEONE KILL ME

siiighsjjs opens strawoage to make a new comm sp.....

yeha dude give me your IP. /sarc

my ass has not eaten all day i just realized.goddamn

ok give me a second to login to my Kofi I need to fix this shit

ouh deerie me arma you got me fucked UP!!!!!!!!!!!

How I sold my soul to phisnom for a Fortnite stream… #phistream

dude the day i reach 167 followers is the day i MIGHT lose my mindn /silly

i see people like the stupid 3 minute doodle,,,,, /pos

i keep forgetting that if i actually wanna open comms i gotta draw examples so people arent forced to go through my media to find my art gulp....... time to cook........

[ #OC #EndlessZygomaticusMajor ]

christnarr sunday (hi guys im not dead) #madnesscombat

im feeling homophobic rn

To the fuckers who abused me growing up

Bad touch.

LIKE FUCK DO I TERRORIZE MY MIIS ON TOMODACHI OR PLAY ADOPT ME FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME. JESUS

RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL THATIS MY OWN FUCKING FREE WILL

i wanna play a game but i also dont wanna do SHIT, MAN.

don't ever let me cook again #phistream

alight motion is peak ragebait,smh

quick doodle of that fuckass slime on my feed #phisart #art #digitalart #fanart

people who genuinely need TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNINGS for ocxcanon piss and shit themselves violently seeing my account fym you need a whole trigger warning for something completely harmless. oooh I yumeship with Dyle NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

oh this is gonna bother me all day TJKEFES A FUCKIGN PIMPL ON MY CHEKE🤬🤬🤬

Sprigatito Board

im doing everything but locking the actual fuck in do we fw the drizzles.

gay folk,,

me when i cook so hard people think its banner / pfp material (the fattest compliment)

I’VE HAD ENOUGH