Tom Smyth
@tomsmyth.bsky.social
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writer (vulture, the cut, la times, vogue, new yorker, mcsweeney’s, the onion, etc)
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olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too
2 months ago
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mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!
3 months ago
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me tomorrow:
3 months ago
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i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?
3 months ago
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i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop
3 months ago
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law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing
3 months ago
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they should let me be in charge of broadway i have a lot of great ideas
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Let’s Stunt Cast the Muppets on Broadway
Soon the entire theater industry will be at their felty fingertips.
https://www.vulture.com/article/muppets-broadway-casting.html
4 months ago
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you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???
4 months ago
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my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show that was the exact moment i gained consciousness
4 months ago
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everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar
4 months ago
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jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs
5 months ago
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sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent
5 months ago
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once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them
5 months ago
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i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by
5 months ago
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there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo
5 months ago
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i love hearing about an actor “circling a project” it creates such a beautiful visual
5 months ago
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¡hola clase! i spoke to kevin mchale and jenna ushkowitz about their recap podcast finally reaching the finale of glee!
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Kevin McHale and Jenna Ushkowitz Have Finally Finished ‘Glee’
The former costars speak exclusively about finishing their long-running ‘Glee’ recap podcast—and why the experience was “really healing and therapeutic.”
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/kevin-mchale-jenna-ushkowitz-glee-podcast-finale?srsltid=AfmBOoqFZjP9AIfyDo0o9ar0ryZslVq2QOo1Wup_dgB-bBAPMDS2W0Mn
5 months ago
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they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium
5 months ago
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amy PASCAL 💜
5 months ago
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she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her
5 months ago
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all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???
5 months ago
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need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage
5 months ago
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devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street
5 months ago
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my first daughter will be named em dash
5 months ago
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First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’
5 months ago
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getting to know people by asking who sponsored madeline ashton’s wedding at their performance of death becomes her
5 months ago
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timely
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5 months ago
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if you’re not supposed to shake him then why is he named mo rocca?
5 months ago
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beach house (season 3, episode 7)
5 months ago
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it’s zegler not ziegler please stop this madness
6 months ago
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carrie bradshaw while her friends’ lives are falling apart:
6 months ago
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“are you a carrie, charlotte, miranda, or samantha?” bitch, i’m roz from frasier
6 months ago
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they’re demolishing obamacare but at least barack has a new ethel cain song to lift his spirits
6 months ago
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as someone who is really good at parallel parking i can still listen to olivia rodrigo because i have a little something called EMPATHY
6 months ago
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one thing about me is i will be requesting taylor the latte boy at drag roulette and everyone will hate it
6 months ago
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“i hope this email finds you well. i’m writing concerning the ufo sighting near highland, illinois.”
6 months ago
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i rebuke the devil (wears prada 2)
6 months ago
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it must feel good af to sing “easy street” after hatching a scheme
6 months ago
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is betty’s full name elizabeth boop?
6 months ago
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people are celebrating in the streets
add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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enough time has passed… they should do a revival of smash
6 months ago
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rank megan mullally #1 DON’T rank debra messing
6 months ago
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tonight was for sandra lee
6 months ago
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there’s something so compelling about a girl playing vivienne in legally blonde ending up at the jimmy awards like who was elle then?
6 months ago
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drinking a diet pepsi… just one of the many things addison rae and i have in common
6 months ago
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the climax of the springsteen biopic is him granting approval for the glee cast to sing born to run at the emmys
6 months ago
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the money i would spend to see jenna maroney’s evita
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