i love when actors lie about being about to quit the industry the day before they booked their big break

jiminy glick should host the pit stop

she should go on traitors

if my child doesn’t qualify for the jimmy awards that’s totally ok i’ll just love them less

GET OFF THE APPS!!! if you really want to find love you have to start a neil diamond tribute band

jenna maroney stays winning

shucked

olivia rodrigo makes music for ME, it’s just a coincidence that all those little girls like it too

mimi kanassis?!? no shoes on the rug!!!

me tomorrow:

i understand wanting to have a child but who are you supposed to give it to once it ages out of being able to star in a broadway production of annie?

i hope boop closing doesn’t discourage david foster from writing more musicals about betty boop

law roach was born to be a judge on america’s kidz got singing

they should let me be in charge of broadway i have a lot of great ideas

you’re telling me a june dianed this raphael???

my earliest childhood memory is kristin chenoweth singing “taylor the latte boy” on the rosie o’donnell show that was the exact moment i gained consciousness

everybody talks about elaine hendrix in the parent trap but not enough people talk about elaine hendrix in superstar

jamie lee curtis only makes movies so she can use the press tours to keep claiming that she invented instagram

i am sick and tired of DJs looking at me like i’m crazy for requesting unreleased sara bareilles songs

sometimes a gay guy will randomly have a transatlantic accent

once i’m done meeting everybody in this city i’m gonna rank them

i’m worried the guy hosing the sidewalk is mad at me because he had to stop hosing the sidewalk to let me walk by

there should be a spin-off of “and just like that” so we can continue to follow charlotte’s battle with vertigo

i love hearing about an actor “circling a project” it creates such a beautiful visual

¡hola clase! i spoke to kevin mchale and jenna ushkowitz about their recap podcast finally reaching the finale of glee!

they’re not letting the public see tracie thoms filming devil wears prada because they know it would be pandemonium

amy PASCAL 💜

she should have let michelle do a song from death becomes her

all this devil wears prada stuff is cute but when are we finally getting the sequel to RICKI AND THE FLASH???

need a boyfriend just so i can sing easy street with him and his sister who runs an orphanage

devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street

my first daughter will be named em dash

First look at Meryl Streep on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

getting to know people by asking who sponsored madeline ashton’s wedding at their performance of death becomes her

timely

if you’re not supposed to shake him then why is he named mo rocca?

beach house (season 3, episode 7)

it’s zegler not ziegler please stop this madness

carrie bradshaw while her friends’ lives are falling apart:

“are you a carrie, charlotte, miranda, or samantha?” bitch, i’m roz from frasier

they’re demolishing obamacare but at least barack has a new ethel cain song to lift his spirits

as someone who is really good at parallel parking i can still listen to olivia rodrigo because i have a little something called EMPATHY

one thing about me is i will be requesting taylor the latte boy at drag roulette and everyone will hate it

“i hope this email finds you well. i’m writing concerning the ufo sighting near highland, illinois.”

i rebuke the devil (wears prada 2)

it must feel good af to sing “easy street” after hatching a scheme

is betty’s full name elizabeth boop?

people are celebrating in the streets

enough time has passed… they should do a revival of smash