MINE!

CRUSTY JUGGLERS!

Will post video later, but I am now the owner of a genuine Yacov Agam.

I always get it confused with Sixpence None The Richer season.

I’m on a boat!

In Neverland, 🎶 “Every Kiss Begins with Teeeee.” 🎶

🎶 Mantequilla, Mantequilla, men have named you… 🎶

Tell me you’re not paying attention without telling me you’re not paying attention.

View from the hotel.

Harvey Milk Memorial in Long Beach.

Mint lemonade. Refreshing!

Hello L.A. I am in you.

At the brand new Terminal C concourse at DFW airport and the USB ports are already busted.

HAMSTERQUAKE!

A zipline drone near my house earlier this week. Freaked me out because what I saw at first was the lower part descending into a back yard and didn’t see the actual drone. By the time I stopped in the alley and got my phone out, the delivery portion was all the way back to the drone itself.

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Waiting for my flu and Covid shots. Already picked out my lolly flavor, because I’m a good brave boy dammit.

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This is your yearly reminder that, unless it’s done for a plot point or comedic effect, no two characters attending a Halloween party on TV or movies will be wearing the same costume.

I am not usually a fan of dragonfruit itself, simply because the purple ones don’t seem to have much flavor. The yellow ones, however, are fantastically sweet. That being said, this dragonfruit-flavored Mountain Dew is pretty good. Wish it was in Zero, tho.

Received a group email from our HR dept that concluded with “Thank you for your attention to this matter.” Never seen that here before and it’s kinda troubling.

Just discovered that my 81-year-old mother is horny for a heavy metal drummer. Did not have that on my bingo card, but “go mom”.

🎶 “Here I am again Mixing Dubonnet and gin” 🎶 - Queen Haggard II

Great. Another wave of “I have Park Place and I’ll split the money with you if you have Boardwalk!” idiots incoming. #monopoly #mcdonalds

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Behold natures bounty!

"But the Gorilla Channel is real, right? RIGHT???"

Disappointed that Monument Valley III is no longer available and Netflix basically says "Monument Valley III who?" when I tried to see why I couldn't play it. Had to find out via the Wikipedia page that they stopped carrying it several months ago. The app touted almost a year's worth of updates.

Yep, Tricky. The top mistake was because I confused Column B w/ Row 2. I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Sep 28th 2025) in less than 20 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

Mr. Butterworth is probably a stay-at-home dad and I fully support that.

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Those poor dogs.

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Halligan as Jack Sparrow: “But you *have* heard of me.”

Found out that the girl I dated in high school just became a grandmother. That’ll make you feel old.

🎶 I was dreaming when I wrote this ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzz

I’d be inclined to believe this if the person who wrote it could spell “fourth” correctly.

All claimed.

Took me a little longer, but it was worth it. I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Sep 25th 2025) in less than 22 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com

OMG. 15 min into the first episode of The Goes Wrong Show and having trouble breathing. I needed something this funny right now.

The Apollo 18 prophecy has been fulfilled! #fingertips

Finished Ken Burns’ “Country” documentary on music. They made a slight mention of it, but it’s amazing how early to mid- 70’s Country was rife with novelty songs.

I have a Steam code for Small World 2 that might still be valid. Anybody want it?

I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Sep 23rd 2025) in less than 16 minutes 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 cluesbysam.com Pam was a crapshoot for me. I picked correctly, but darned if I know why.

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I dunno, man. If you’re trying for the eighth time to take over a company despite closing down a good portion of your other company, maybe the problem is you.

Don’t know why I bother typing out instructions. Nobody reads.

Spending the morning writing vaguely threatening emails in an attempt to retrieve laptops.

I did not need this.

Items finally claimed, but not after another dozen people tried to contact me. I’m just glad they took the whole box. Some people will just take what they want and leave the rest, prompting “I came to get X and it wasn’t there.” Still better than immediately disposing of it all.