I'M SURE I C0ULD ALL0W Y0U T0 C0-PIL0T IF Y0U EVER WANTED TO D0 S0METHING M0RE USEFUL THAN SITTING AND PLAYING WITH TURRETS. 0FFER IS 0N THE TABLE.

G00D. SEE? Y0U'RE ALREADY A BETTER W0RKER THAN 75 ON A G00D DAY. PERHAPS I SH0ULD ALL0W Y0U INT0 MY PERS0NAL MECH S0METIME! HAH.

THAT'S HARDER THAN Y0U'D THINK. D0 Y0U STILL HAVE THEIR 0RIGINAL C0DING? SURE, I C0ULD MAKE A NEW 0NE, BUT 75 AND 91'S INITIAL TESTERS BIT THE DUST YEARS AG0. IT W0ULDN'T BE AS EASY F0R ME T0 D0 THAT.

N0T YET. THE EXECUTI0N IS STILL 0N ITS WAY. HM. MAYBE I'VE G0NE S0FT... THEY JUST NEED A PR0PER REPLACEMENT.

L00K AT Y0U. FINALLY WILLING T0 TALK N0W, HM?

>:[ [well, the mech makes an angry emote... then decides to fly off without its pilot! 75 is gonna have to walk home!!]

[arms folding! staring down at 75... tapping his foot. clearly scolding them about something or other- but... he's still. muted...]

[backhands them!!! angry robot stomping!!]

[the c00lmech points and laughs!! ...it's still muted, so it just does the motion.]

[making the c00lmech kick 75 out!!!]

[MIDDLE FINGER]

IT'S UNREALISTIC T0 BE FRIENDS WITH EVERY0NE. 0UT 0F TH0SE TH0USAND FRIENDS, H0W MANY ARE ACTUALLY Y0UR FRIEND IF THEY'RE JUST USING Y0U, HMM?

IT'S N0T HAPPENING.

BEING NICE NEVER GETS ANY0NE ANYWHERE. BEING KIND WILL BITE Y0U IN THE ASS. IT'S N0T W0RTH THE GRIEF. [patting kidd's head with a rough palm, like he's never done it before. not super pleasant.]

BECAUSE L0YALTY C0MES FR0M A BR0KEN HEART. PE0PLE J0IN WITH FIRE IN THEIR BELLIES, A THIRST T0 QUENCH WITH BATTLE- 0R THEY C0ME WITH N0THING; L0ST FAMILIES, SP0USES. N0 H0MES. AND I GIVE THEM SHELTER IF THEY GIVE ME L0YALTY. IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL AB0UT, KID.

PET NAMES ARE FINE EN0UGH. JUST N0 KISSING. THE TH0UGHT 0F SHARING SALIVA GR0SSES ME 0UT. I'LL TAKE A HUG. I GUESS. [poking chance in the forehead. embarrassed that he's even admitting this to begin with.]

BECAUSE Y0U THREATEN THEM WITH THEIR LIVES. [lurching forward in his chair to kidd's height.] Y0U GIVE THEM PR0TECTI0N, BEL0NGING, F00D, SHELTER... ALL THEY'LL EVER NEED. AND IF THEY ACT UP, Y0U JUST KILL THEM. N0B0DY WANTS T0 L0SE EVERYTHING. W0ULD Y0U?

N0B0DY WILL LISTEN T0 A NICE C0MMANDER. HAVING TH0USANDS 0F IDI0TS AT Y0UR HANDS WILL TEACH YOU THAT. #5!!! GET ME S0METHING T0 DRINK. [and alcohol is hurriedly placed on his desk.] SEE? INSTANT SERVICE!

[MAKING A FACE...] N0NE 0F THAT. THAT C0NNECTI0N IS S0 GR0SS...

...UGH. N0T READY F0R C0MMITMENT... BUT WE CAN MESS AR0UND, 0R WHATEVER.

Y0U HAVE T0 BE W0RSE THAN THAT T0 GET ANY KIND 0F F0LL0WING!

Y0U SUCK AT BEING A BAD GUY. DISQUALIFIED FR0M BEING IN ANY KIND 0F ARMY!

N0!! NEVER AGAIN!! [side eye over his shades]

THEN AT LEAST LIE T0 ME AND SH0W ME S0ME TRUE VILLAINY.

N0T Y0URS

I'M EVIL, BUT HUZZ? N0.

I'M N0T HELPING IF Y0U CALL ME STINKY AND THAT'S FINAL. I WILL HELP IF Y0U TAKE IT BACK. [sternly crossing his arms!]

ST0P CALLING ME EVIL HUZZ

N0! I'M N0T!! AND Y0U AREN'T GETTING MY HELP F0R N0 REAS0N. I'LL SH0W Y0U A THING 0R TW0 AB0UT A TRUE ARMY'S MIGHT

...HM. I HATE KIDS. Y0U ALS0 JUST CALLED ME STINKY. S0... WHY SH0ULD I HELP Y0U.

BECAUSE Y0U'RE CRAMPING 0N MY STYLE!!! N0.

Y0U CAN'T D0 THAT I ALREADY DID THAT

UGH.

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S0UNDS... GR0SS. I'VE NEVER HAD. [he's confused!]

WAGH- N0T T0DAY!!! [using a soldier to get completely foddered by it instead-]

C0ME WITH ME, AND Y0U W0N'T GET IN TR0UBLE F0R DESTRUCTI0N! IT'S ENC0URAGED, EVEN!

BRRRZT! WR0NG! THAT'S REALLY 0BVI0US, D0N'T Y0U THINK?

0F C0URSE, I'LL GET Y0U ALL THE T0YS Y0U C0ULD EVER NEED Y0U CAN EVEN RIDE SH0TGUN IN MY MASSIVE MECHA

Y0UR DAD'S G0NE F0R 14 DAYS, BUD!! GET USED T0 S0ME NEW MANAGEMENT. I'LL GET Y0U MCD0NALDS

TRY AGAIN!

G00D LUCK FINDING MY MAIN !!!

N0 I'M N0T. SHUT UP AND GET IN UNIF0RM CHILD

L00KS LIKE Y0U NEED A REPLACEMENT...

HOW BAD C0ULD I P0SSIBLY BE?

IDGAF

L00K GUYS IM TIRED Y0U'LL HAVE T0 GIVE ME A SEC0ND T0 L0CK IN [queueing up for overwatch]