This hurts my feelings. People on Bluesky are just mean.

AHA, Chat NYT! I’m surprised that one took me so long.

Just about to take a big sip of Sleepytime tea and see what all the Times’ favorable coverage of the second Trump Administration has gotten us.

If the White House continues down this path, we will be issuing another, even longer statement.

The NY Times, but now with AI. Is that anything?

JFC, and they say I give journalism a bad name.

Another satisfied subscriber!

Dem scandals are front page news. Trump scandals are just pedestrian at this point.

Don’t worry. We won’t.

Well, someone chose violence today.

Are you happy now, fuckers?

Whaaat? That’s crazy talk.

Tied up in Brooklyn? I’m not a peasant. I won’t be caught dead tied up outside of Manhattan.

Is my office being bugged? This is exactly what I said.

I don’t know why I, publisher of the preeminent newspaper in the world, would care about who’s being interviewed on a third rate cable new network. It’s not even primetime for God’s sake!

You know, this type of vitriol is completely uncalled for. It’s not like I vindictively pushed a sitting president out of the race because I was mad he won’t do an interview with my paper.

We actually call these headlines an AG Sulzberger special.

I was fashionably late getting here.

Yes, that’s what we’re trying to do. He makes it sound like a bad thing.

I can’t believe I published my oped in this paper. Look at how their bias shows with all these accurate characterizations of Trump’s public behavior.

Not to toot my own horn, but this is a very smart and thoughtful essay by yours truly. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...

Somebody’s been sipping haterade.

How can I be racist? My stepmom was black.

This guy gets it!

This story is written in a just the facts manner that makes Trump and his campaign staff look very bad with hardly any mention of Kamala Harris. It should go without saying that this sort of thing would be completely unacceptable at the New York Times. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

This is some bullshit.

No, and if it smells, it’s not me.

I’M BEING ATTACKED AGAIN!!

Lighter posting while I work on getting my boy Trump elected, I mean being a fair and balanced news outlet.

I heard someone saying that Kamala Harris’ job is to get elected, not make AG Sulzberger happy.

We need to hire this man asap.

I’m fine. I’m definitely not cursing Joe Biden’s name and throwing things in my office all day.

Not one of mine.

You leave Don Jr. alone. You don’t understand the pressure the comes with being a nepo baby, I mean the scion of a wealthy family that genuinely earned their place running the family business.

I might have said that once.

Exactly, if we didn’t careful curate our coverage of Donald Trump, he’d be unelectable and we’d appear biased.

Well, well, well, look who doesn’t suck shit anymore.

To be clear, this is not one of my alts and I’ve never met this guy. However, he seems like an intelligent fellow with great taste in newspapers.

Fortunately, we haven’t had a bad king yet.

Not true! But it would be good for our bottom line.

NY Times Pitchbot captures our style so well. He’d be a great fit for our organization.

Whoa. I guess I shouldn’t name search here. The people are so nasty. Don’t they know I’m trying to run a business?

The people that criticize our coverage don’t realize how difficult it is to balance it out so their choices this election appear both equally good and bad.

My reporters, I mean the people deserve to have their questions answered!