Tried watching something on HBO Max and the fucking audio switched from English to Brazilian Portuguese BETWEEN SCENES. All other audio options gone. Da fuq

When troops are deployed overseas in places they absolutely should not be because of a warmonger ass president, and they are killed by someone who acted on their own accord, we typically don’t have a problem blaming the U.S. commander in chief

Breaking: Donald Trump announces intention to pardon Narcoterrorist former President of Honduras

Hegseth is a cold-blooded murderer. There's no way to dress it up. He's a criminal. And his was precisely the kind of illegal order that those Dem members of Congress urged the military not to follow. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

The Democratic politician commitment to boilerplate tragedy comms is not all that different from "thoughts and prayers." This is as much a time for "they were killed while enforcing Trump's dumb racist stunts" as any school shooting is for calling out the NRA.

This is like a TERF Make Some Noise prompt

I love getting those scam texts about being in trouble with the Texas DMV for an unpaid ticket.

Speaking as someone under 60, I prefer that baseball games not turn into concerts. World Series games being put on pause so someone can play a song is the dumbest shit in the world.

“She’s right to say it” Yes, she was

Oh are the most limp dicked cops on the planet going for the softest targets on the planet to boost their numbers and keep from having to do actual law enforcement? That’s crazy…

It was only a failure if you assume they ever had good intentions. If you assume they intended to destroy the federal government from within, they succeeded. We’ll be dealing with the results of this monumental breach of the federal government for many years to come.

Paul Bettencourt has always been a bitch ass mother fucker. Hope he shits himself every day, in public

Sometimes I wonder if Encanto is just Colombian “The Village”

And Casita was a true G, protecting her and the family with its last ounce of power

Abuela is just straight up out of line how she treats Mirabel and the rest of her family, and I get why, but that doesn’t excuse it.

I can’t imagine that anyone in tech had anything to do with this article and I certainly won’t entertain that built-in obsolescence is something that will get worse as time goes on

Wife-guy mayor vs Chad interviewer

It cannot be said enough, nearly every Democrat who listens to Carville loses, and nearly every Democrat who does what he's against wins. We just had an overwhelming demonstration of that a couple weeks ago. Put this zombie out to pasture already. He's useless.

“Aggressively chalking” 😂😂😂 The defendant is charged with aggravated chalk art, your honor, and we are asking for a sentence of eleventy billion years in the state penitentiary

Never once while getting ready to go to the airport have I considered whether my attire “honors the country” I don’t even know what the fuck that means

Correct opinion: Of your zine isn’t anarchistic just don’t waste the paper, glue, toner, and staples

You and your boss wear suits all the time, Sean, but you still act like puckered assholes

This post really needed to use more of the character limit to describe HOW

RIP Viola Ford Fletcher And for the rest of us, if you live in the US and don't know about the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, then I invite you to please take 10 minutes and read about it. This is an important part of American history that isn't taught in schools: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulsa_r...

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

The article is called "Out With Woke". He specifically calls for sacrificing all marginalized communities upon the altar of the revered white male. Is that how desperate liberals have gotten for any sort of hollow "win"?

Where I come from it’s Fuck James Carville always

Everything I know about 2/3 of the main players in this story I have learned entirely against my will.

At a certain point, all the Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK/Sanford/whatever stuff starts to feel like we're all being forced to participate in some weird fetish of the media elite.

LOL

Elon and all his friends when he finally gets to Mars

A former stand-up comic, who once publicly railed against a joke thief, laughing along while an unfuckable dipshit suggests allowing his pet AI, that only exists because of stolen content, to make all your jokes for you at a party is something else

the whole video is pathetic but be sure check out what he says at ~1:32 about the way he predicts phones will work in the future. it's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

I mean, how could a simple police officer be expected to put together that a child, matching a missing person’s description, with an almost identical sounding name, was IN FACT the missing child?

You’re gonna need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown

Uncle texted me out of the blue about the Chiefs’ game and how them losing apparently helps the Texans. Can’t wait to have our 5th Annual “I stopped watching football” conversation when I see him on Thursday.

Guys, if you can’t afford groceries and other goods because of inflation JUST spend THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS to pick up your entire existence and move to a new place

Goes without saying but yeah yall, dont watch it, don't pirate it don't engage with it. This same shit happened with that god awful Velma show, people watched it to shit on it and they made more Just let the fucking thing die in the crib and give up the series Fuck the Terf Queen

Double Mercedes Podium, just 4 hours after the fact…Charles falling a tenth outside Kimi’s penalty window looms much larger now…

Terry Crewes driving three formula one drivers in a LEGO pink Cadillac down the Las Vegas Strip backwards…

Marimar Martinez is a US citizen who was shot by ICE five times in Chicago. She was then arrested, labelled a “domestic terrorist” and slandered on social media. All charges against her have been dropped. In this interview she shows on of the seven holes the ICE agent put in her body.

Many people are saying that Oscar Piastri can’t handle pressure. Many people.

Ghosts of Vegas looking after Lewis already up 8 spots because everyone else forgot how to fucking drive

::Cherubs playing heavenly trumpets:: Do you remembahhhh The 21st night of Septembahhhhhh? Love was changin' the minds of pretendahhhs While chasin' the clouds awaaaaaayyyyyyyy

I used to BEEEE a little boyyyy So old in my shoes And what I choose is my choiiiiice What's a boy supposed to do? The killer in meeeee is the killer in youuuuu My love I send this smile over to youuuuuuuuu

OOOOOH GIIIIRLLLLL I’D BE IN TROUBLE IF YOU LEFT ME NOW ‘CAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK FOR LOVE I JUST DON’T KNOW HOWWWWW

Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...

Everybody needs a little time away I heard her say From each oooootherrrrrrr Even lovers need a holiday Far away from each oooooootherrrrrrrrrrrr

Huge congratulations to Doriane Pin on winning F1 Academy’s championship. Season done, good job by all these women. I’ll be sad to see so many of them move on but hope for good things to come for them and the series