Good God, this album is perfect

Hey, you know what's a good TV special? A Muppet Family Christmas. Please give this post 38,000 likes.

Something D-O-O Economics? Scooby-Doo Economics

Feeling generous but not really. Feeling Ellen Degenerous

There is literally no one better at this

Are there any words ending in rrhea that are positive?

False equivalencies will be the end of us.

I’m a 10, or an 8.6 Pitchfork review

I’m really tired so someone else do a parody thing I just realized you could by combining the names of actors William Katt and Katt Williams as William Katt Williams and then doing like a parody of the plums poem. Because it was written by William Carlos Williams. Have fun with it.

{Eddie Vedder voice} Jeremy from the See-hee-cret of Niiiiimh!

Excited for my shark/based Christian Rock parody band Jaws of Clay

Somehow it just occurred to me that Peter Cetera is from the US, and from the Midwest, and from a very specific city in the US.

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU’RE MACCA HON

I feel like it doesn’t get discussed enough how weird it is Paul McCartney ended up in a band with a guy named Denny Laine. That’s like if John Lennon had a post-Beatles band with a guy named Chaim DeWolruss

Doesn’t it feel like Todd should be short for something?

Just swimming in the power pop beauty

Got a rare Pavement cookie with my shake

I’m just living long enough so’s I can perform Sonic Youth’s Providence at Karaoke Night.

NP: this modern masterpiece.

Hooray for my new favorite magnet! Thanks, @tallgirlpetunia.bsky.social and @toughpigs.com! Sorry magnetic poetry ( now my second favorite magnet.)

This.

Ending our 4th of July with a fireworks display that was so assaultive that the noise was deafening and detritus landed on the tables and chairs near us is almost too on the nose for 2025

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” Or “Transformers.”

Hey anyway this is still the greatest thing ever

Et tu, mama tambien?

Now that I can stream the new Pavement movie, we need another national holiday so I can have the day off to watch it

Geez, I thought when people said things in the White House were fraught it was that a bunch of dudes were jerking each other off in there

Happy Father’s Day to Me!

I’m angry we’re getting old and everyday we have to convince people that killing each other is bad and everybody deserves a roof, food, healthcare.

Moehoward means family

These things I’ll be until I die youtu.be/46IQu0yuJzU

Fred Schneider voice: “Rock Hyrax! Down, down!”

So amped for my state’s new slogan! Iowa: Well, We’re All Gonna Die

Beyblades is short for Beyoncé Blades

What did Gomer Pyle say while administering a test? EXAYUM!

Had no idea how much I needed that new Stereolab album

I stole my sister’s boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road.

I’ve been called the Leonard Nimoy of compliments

Just the best way to spend an evening

Muppets is short for Meat Puppets

Feeling emboldened that perhaps, in my lifetime, we could have a pope that was in The Sea and Cake

Listening to Ommadawn and staring at the album cover, getting lost in Mike Oldfield’s eyes

Someone with more tech savvy than I needs to edit the Mon Mothma dance scene to the techno Jean Luc Picard song

RIP, Clem is on fire here youtu.be/TU3-lS_Gryk

Jack White looks like Edward Scissorhands without the scissor hands. He should call himself Edward Normalhands

RIP youtu.be/XPEWBEa8pqg

Incredible Nina Simone cover with some of the most insanely amazing drumming I’ve ever heard youtu.be/bDK0YEQAZ_g?...

Found my huckleberry