External liaison so time to look like a class A bellend again😂

List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong. 1. Moans a lot 2. Disappear past morning 3. Food posts

Met some people in the sector at an external conference, who were all talking about whatever projects they've created/got going with python, R etc. Then I got asked if I had done something similar, and I'm like urm does Visual Basic still count???😂

Work meeting "Dan can you please introduce yourself to **manager**" Cat "this is my time to shine!" - proceeds to jump up the desk and stick her butt to the camera 🤪

Non alc today as I have to drive 2 muppets home later. Nice to see the station hall has reopened at the National Railway Museum though!

Starting early today😆

I love how they have to specify the tea is Yorkshire and Yorkshire only😂

Oldest selfie on your phone: Yellowknife 2015

Round 2!

Well the happening happened! Clouds actually cleared up for the sunset at the right moment too☺️🌅

V nice food tonight! Also I swear that bowl of salad somehow has more calories than the salmon4

View's good! 😁 Taking a leaf out of @hoywynllundain.bsky.social's book and having afternoon tea now!

Woohoo! Finally can say goodbye to work laptop for 2 weeks🎉

Queer Bluesky: how old were you came out and how old are you now? 11 to close friends and everyone else knew by 15. Family wise told my sisters around 18. Very unashamedly stole a text Isak from Skam used 😂 Mum was 19 when i was drunk after I got stood up. Haven't told dad but he knows. 26 now

In other news, bowling, mini golf, and laser tag (not pictured) with work was fun! Weird theming though with the mini golf, random Lancashire Tea themed one, then a godzila one with a Japanese flag that is probably not ok anymore 😂

I am hoping, for the love of god that this really is *just* halloween decor...

Sodding acts of parliaments again🤪🤪🤪 Like I get why they have to be so exhaustive and cumbersome to read to cover all angles, but my god does it make me want to face plant myself, every time I have to trawl through a million words to find what is important. And don't get me started on the layout😑

Looking at the wedding agenda and spotted a "Mr and Mrs Jones" under Chair Covers, and was temporarily very very confused as to who the hell mr and mrs Jones were and since when did hotels hire wedding crasherd🤣

5ft10 and size 9½ feet - average height with average feet😆 Had to dig really far back to find a full body shot!

Impromptu office day so thought I'd scrub up a bit😂 ignore the hair hadn't cut it in a while

I've been subjected to an unfair and baseless accusation of being an alcoholic... all because I deduced that the bottle of baileys in the fridge was the only drink that could have made a glucking noise 😆

Intended to have a quick 30min nap after and it's now 3hours later and woke up dying for a drink🤣

3 pints down, a pub meal and 13.5hours later I'm finally home!

Ungodly hour to be commuting etc etc🤪

Pretend ikea food for tonight's tea 😋

It's a wood pigeon but I still count that as a win! 😆

2nd attempt on rye bread - at least this batch actually looks like bread this time😂

Time for weekend! Definitely in desperate need for a drink after burying my nose in (and getting very confused by!) old timey acts of parliaments for like the last 4 hours 🤪 Question now is what to have...

Finally off call! Time for bath 😋😋

I knew the 5 oclock quick chat wasnt gonna be just a quick chat🤣🤣 2.5 hours though, including lunch time then that's been a 13hr day😆

Gonna be a long Monday, 30 min into the working day, and I already want to sack it all off and go back to sleep🤣

Ok it's time like this I wish I have a less varied (and also lore upbeat!) taste in music, what do you mean I need to pick 4 songs to fit occasions and complement eachother🤣

Someone liked the camp bed😆

That's the overnight fuel bought and ready! Now then what's the bet that I will have eaten and drunk them all before 7🤣🤣

All praise to the working time directive for letting me finish at 11am😆

Annnnd finally escaped for the day😆

Why is it always when I'm on call that shit kicks off🤣

Got a google memory thing for Lancaster and I feel like it's summed up my uni career very well🤣

Thats the maps from everywhere* we've been this past holiday finally framed up! Now where to hang them.... *(Nearly - except 1 city but we were only there for like an hour top so that don't count right🤣)

Parade was good! Actually through the high street this year too😆

Very autumnal this yr!

In other news, site visit was nice today!

Birdfeeding is definitely more complicated than i realised .. what do you mean i have to keep changing the seeds/peanuts when it rains and I cant just leave food out and forget about it for weeks😆

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? Ford thunderbird at a museum

There was a naming competition at work for a new yellow boat and the acronym BANANA BOAT won😂 Bright And New Advanced Navigating Autonomous Boat Of Awe-inspiring Triumph

Pizza time!

Tempted to get cake as well but they didnt have any cheesecake left, plus thought I was already being fat enough😂

Oh to be a cat

Survived the night 😆 - well mostly, aside from the pesky alarms that were conveniently spaced out so I couldn't sleep for more than 15-30min at a time until about 6.15!

Just logged in to see 256 alarms active... Is it too late to conveniently forget I have volunteered for the night shift😂