Orange

“It’s not gay to…” Let me stop you right there, as long as I’m involved it’s gay. Doesn’t matter what.

I’m going to try and watch Agatha All Along again.

Hello I am sick of generative AI

"nyehhhhh she's got a buuuuuuulge" yeah, course she does. came free with her pubic bone. or her colossal dick, one of the two.

biggest life decision yet gofund.me/29d503a6

Sometimes I’m kinda cute

chiken nuggest

Mfs don’t know how much I love @kisstherabbit.bsky.social

biggest life decision yet gofund.me/29d503a6

“Polly’s sniffing a lot” motherfucker she’s a dog, what do you expect

The fuck is it with my family and leaving the fucking door leading outside open when it’s cold as shit out?

So what’s this Boolean show on Disney+? And/Or anyone heard of it?

“I have a boyfriend” “I have a partner” yeah? Well I’m not gay but my husband is.

Not my dog sighing real loud as if she has responsibility

Noi Dorohedoro I’m free later on today if you want a small woman to push around

Trying to find out if the smell my autistic ass can’t deal with is the overly compensating man’s aftershave or the flowers sat on the dining room table. After a small amount of smelling. It’s both. Turns out I’m going to be in sensory HELL today too.

3 hours sleep and no time for a nap, chant to whatever eldritch horror you love the most to give me the strength not to murder someone today

Kathryn Hahn

No, YOU had to save your dog from a riptide today

Yeah man I’m totally cool with waking up at 2am every morning because I’m stressed as hell about the world and my place in existence and what I mean to others and shit like that why do you ask?

found out John Sykes died yesterday. everyone listen to Whitesnake '87 today.

Yeah, I’m having fun playing Marvel Rivals and trying out the different characters (infinitely more fun with @komodokiss.bsky.social) but if my wife (Agatha) gets added I’m auto locking my wife (Agatha) every time regardless of who else is playing what

when I'm super tired my dreams are wild, just woke up from a nap where some random old guy with hilariously bad drawn on eyebrows was asking me if I knew various things while we were on a boat.

I’m just a silly bitch yearning to be called “good girl”

My 8 string guitar got delivered today just before I had to go out and sort shit. Couldn’t even open the box.

“Is your dog fox red?” Nah, she’s just an orange creature

No, YOU spent £150 on your wife’s locket

Getting pushed really pretty bass players on TikTok????? Not complaining but can we start a band and maybe hold hands?

Just had my first dumb thought of 2025. Surprised it took 6 hours tbh.

Couldn’t decide if I wanted to shave my face or not so I flipped a coin. Shave it won.

Tw: weight Proud of myself for sticking to my guns and stopping 90% of snacking between meals, has really brought me back from being in a physical form I wasn’t happy with. Not looking at numbers or counting anything. Just going by how I look. And I’m happy with it.

Need myself a woman who’s willing to be a little mean to me sometimes

Please keep me, your visibly queer favourite person, in your thoughts today, a day usually spent with family, a day where I’m reminded I don’t have much of that left.

Dog’s gone from limping daily and having to be on anti inflammatory meds to no meds and no limping in the space of a month. Fuck yeah.

Big gender today

PC’s been making a mildly horrible noise for months. Got worse today. I opened it up… one of the case fans, unplugged the culprit and a nice quiet pc again. Time for a new fan I guess

Corn cob

I am so cooked today.

My friends, it’s with great sadness I have to let you know I woke up at 3:30am after not getting to sleep until like 2am. Superunknown in its entirety it is.

“Go and see Leo, she doesn’t bite” actually you see that’s where you’re wrong. I very much do bite.

Had to sadly drive past a guitar shop today. No chance to stop and play every one they had and not buy anything.

Ship of Theseus my beloved

Merry Christmas Leo, from Leo

New guitar recording interface today? Oh no. Now I’ve got to record some more shite.

Get you a she/they that can do both

lmao, drama free 2/3 weeks and I'm actually having fun again??? wow.

December? I hardly know her

Sending your friend the shittest joke you just thought of and waiting for the response

Sometimes I can rock the masc look while also being decidedly fem on the inside.