dude sometimes watching the civilians is like a soap opera.

working minimum wage !

bad news the elevator broke

i wonder if my coworkers know about the Ranch.

i hardly come here that isn’t a deciding factor

you’re a buzzkill do you know that

. . . ( grips them tighter. )

release me

i keep getting asked out … ladies, ladies. there’s plenty of me to go around.

it’s just sort of glitchy. still works fine, it just looks weird sometimes. you know how it is

OH! oh , of course man. sorry, i’ve been having to do actual food service work because we don’t have a lot of staff. you’re always welcome! just.. don’t mind the weird thing the floor does. it’s a little broken.

i’m not sure if that obeys the laws of hygiene for food service

because. it was farm themed. but now it isn’t, but the name is funny

. . .

i opened a restaurant, Doomsy! it’s called the cow corner and it’s awesome

the cow corner is making big headlines … my cup overfloweth or whatever those poetic motherfuckers say

( A gentle amused scoff, patting the others’ shoulder. A smile on her face. ) Don’t worry so much, you don’t gotta get all serious about that stuff. I don’t think anyone would do that anyways. And if they did, i’m totes capable of making them regret it, sweetiepie.

when you don’t really care is when you can have the most fun! if they try to hit me so what, i’ll hit back <3 that’s life. but i get it, i can just do enough for the both of us.

they’re a funny little morale booster! and the rule is nothing harmful… i think i’ve managed to comply rather well, honey!

everywhere i reside shall have the babies .. i ordered more to the house

see i left the babies but i don’t know who left the monopoly piece in the ground coffee so that’s life

I found another plastic baby at my desk. This keeps happening. It is rather alarming, I should send my knights to investigate.

hiding shit around the break room for the love of the game

[ Temp Pinned ]

temp pin

dude whoever keeps stealing color from experiences can you stop i’m tired of fixing them

???? david’s office also got pranked ok man

I believe in you.. you’ll always slay in my heart

dude one of the interns believed the summoning ritual 😭

more than you already do?

whoever stole my oatmilk from the fridge is a bitch btw 1v1 me

playing guitar is so fun

today i am not fond of the roblox hq building

you literally could’ve done any other far less messy methods dude. now i have to make a report and tell David about all of this and it’s a whole thing

do you think i could bribe someone to help me with this lowkey

fuuuuck that’s so much paperwork

sometimes i like to add items to random users to see if they notice and they’re always like. super insignificant little things but it’s funny when they catch it

‘oh brighteyes why aren’t you helping’ because that isn’t my department right now this isn’t a customer service issue

i’m not responsible for your lack of common sense , do not bring this to the customer service department <3

waow…. free robux …

i wish this place served bloxy colas

( quiet giggling. )

ok so my house is empty and it’s gonna become everyone’s problem (im bored)

a little bit, but it’ll be more subtle i believe.

it’s ok i’ll buy you one treat from radioshack and take you home ok? and don’t tell anyone about this

I FOUND HER it’s ok i’m putting them back

uh oh.

on some side quest bullshit tonight

noli you’re not an ostrich man…