i have perfect, better than 20/20 vision until i’m wearing sunglasses. then everyone is just vaguely person-shaped.

yum. also pls read this it’s so good

rooting for germany against team turning point is interesting but i do what i must for canada's seeding

Smith’s Boy — #kcd2 #henryofskalitz

idk what it adds to the ongoing cooking discourse happening on that other place that, instead of making homemade mac and cheese like i’d planned, i ordered a brown rice bowl with salmon and sautéed veggies for dinner. it was a great choice

Radzig Kobyla has been dead for 610 slutty, slutty years

went out, in the snow and cold, physically to a whole foods, which is not local for me! to purchase a specific salsa i like. needed this salsa. have now made and eaten tacos TWICE, forgot to use the salsa both times. is it ADHD or a brain-eating amoeba???

Another #hansry comm for @agildedtriptyph.bsky.social !!! LETS FOLD THAT MAN IN HALF

saw a pinterest ref, had to make it a blacksmith’s boy

eating a salad in winter feels so unwholesome. like, you should be soup but you are not

i submitted iron & wine's such great heights to music league for the up-leveled covers round and my coworkers are doing this to me

your son calls me daddy too.jpg

i want to find out how old that ishmaelle writer is but i think it will give me an instant nosebleed. possibly a brain hemorrhage who can say

This was the plot of KCD right?

henry from kcd (commission from @gumbyscout.bsky.social tyy)

he can take them both and not only in a fight — #kingdomcumdelivery

planning a tattoo appointment in february, a hair appointment in february, another after hours party at the morgan in february, fun and joy in february!!!

my gen z assistant keeps me so honest

#HansryCozyWinter Day1 By the fire #Hansry 자기전에 호다닥

wfh friday afternoons at the end of the first terrible week of 2026 are for getting fully under the covers and just poking the track pad every once in a while. in my professional opinion

we could have had it all

new perk point available #samry

happy new year, friends! i have short ribs braising in the oven, a cat in my lap, a new book to start, and a trip to the cloisters to look forward to tomorrow. doing my very best to start 2026 off correctly 😌

what could he do? should’ve been a rockstar (but he didn’t have the money for a guitar) what could he do? should’ve been a politician (but he never had a proper education) what could he do? should’ve been a father (but he never even made it to his twenties) what a waste #kcd2

i put my window fan in the bedroom and now i sleep under it with freezing winter air blowing directly on me all night and it is perfect. simply unmatched. i have not slept this well since the heat first came on in november

thump thump thump

starting a trend

happy has no earthly clue what day of the week it is season to all who celebrate

when your bodyguard decides to cheer you up by sucking your soul out of your dick #hansry

sometimes you just gotta

made a henry hare #kcd2

winter break day 2 activity: watching someone who clearly did not know troy was real get absolutely scalped on twitter all day there were other activities, including making pistachio ice cream and going to the hardware store, but this was the most fun

painted a guy

the von aulitz scene in the praguers’ camp alone should have won goty imo

first day of winter break and i was the laziest i’ve ever been. slept 11 hours and woke up like i’d been out at a bar crawl. watched youtube for three hours. read a terrible fanfic. cut up hot dogs into goodles mac and cheese for dinner, ate it in my underwear. a perfect day so far?

thinking of this joke for no reason

"and from then on, they only fought side by side-"

made protein cookies and cream ice cream in the creami...no one can say shit to me, i am so powerful now

You’ll have to take him first #kcd2 #hansry

“Our gentle sin.” #hansry 💛

a sensual and passionate man!

rf kuang getting dragged all over the internet

🪢 Day 3: Wrestler / Escape Artist #NaughtyKnightsKCD #hansry #kcd2 (※ Hans/Henry)

okay i DO agree with this but it was absolutely perfect for the finale of hamnet. no more though. max richter you can stop people from killing it (i had no idea he did the whole score until i googled 'was that richter's on the nature of daylight', good for him, the score was phenomenal)

hamnet absolutely ripped my heart out, my god

stigma