I love being on the right side of "boring Super Bowls" twice in my lifetime

Seahawks offense pulling the Walker Lever like

America's most "What are the other sides again? Guess I'll have the bread" since 1938

(starting chant) KICKER MVP KICKER MVP KICKER MVP

The first half was a siesta. The halftime show is a fiesta.

Rylie Mills is moving like a Jon Bois Breaking Madden character

Helpless dads and exaggerated comedy crashes? I regret to inform you the 2000s are back

Wilhelm scream in the big 2026

HOW MANY DEGREES?????

Adam "Slenderman" Levine of the band Maroon Size 5

That's a nice 100th anniversary ad, NBC... FOR ME TO POOP ON

Gilman Street to the mfing Super Bowl. Smiling through it all can't believe this is my life

One benefit of this site lacking juice is Olympic footage being much more readily available. The IOC obliterates clips on every other platform while Bluesky is hiding out in Lincoln, Montana

Will Lewis

Anyone* who secures the clearance to use a White Stripes song in their campaign ad will get my vote *within reason

Welcome back, Geno.

If anyone could strike you out with a snowball, it would be Satchel Paige.

SEA

It’s so cold at the BBWAA New York chapter dinner that I saw a Wall Street stockbroker spooning with Zohran Mamdani

The Dilbert lore I retained from watching eight-minute clips of the show through YouTube in 2011 would appall you

C-SPAN pitch: Heated Rivalry but it’s Haldeman and Ehrlichman

Is it possible for Grok to put even more clothes on me?

Shirts that go hard

Bevo is heading eastbound on Interstate 10 in case anyone was curious about his whereabouts

The Disney World caricaturist did not grasp the concept of hitting lefty

But on the plus side, nothing

(It’s Wicked weekend (part 2)) part 4

Bluesky when X is down:

Bring on the ballots! The 2026 BBWAA Hall of Fame ballot features 27 former players, including 15 new candidates. Results will be announced live on MLB Network on Jan. 20. baseballhall.org/bbwaa

Missed opportunity to call it Willem Dafoetographic

AM bump: Come for the vintage advertisements, stay to see Ted Williams’ roiling torment about midway through.

Ted Williams had no love lost for reporters, which made his rapport with Bob Wolff that much more remarkable. My latest for @baseballhall.org explores this rare interview from his playing days: baseballhall.org/discover/ted...

I haven’t seen a Cuomo debase himself like this since Raditude. FOLKS

I haven’t seen a Cuomo humiliated this badly since Pinkerton. Folks,

For anyone who wanted the Padres to bring orange and navy back into the uniform rotation, the Día de los Muertos teaser may be a sign

Baseball images that precede unfortunate events

This time I'm really going to do it.

This would not be the first time a Will Smith got in one little fight and later found his fortune in Southern California

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW would be the greatest World Series headline of all time

That’s disgusting. …Heinz flavoured mayo?

Humming Hells Bells

When I was 8 and the benches cleared in an indy league game, I wanted my fellow batboys to clear the benches too and fake fight as a Leslie Nielsenesque bit. This was frowned upon by adults

BO MY GOD

More like Slowhei

I’m not Canadian, but Spotify Wrapped will think I am after streaming @billytalent.com relentlessly through this World Series

Well they don’t call him Glaslater

George Springer tonight

Is it just me or are they bringing out larger Canadian flags with each passing game

Imagine my shock when I checked the metrics for a minor league blog typically pulling daily views in the low triple digits and saw 2,000 referrals from Uni Watch. Paul's relentless drive and nose for news was a model for every young writer, and this loss will be deeply felt.