i put the scream in ice cream because i replaced the chocolate chips with miniature bombs

Pepto Bismol Car Bomb

Tsukumo Llama

by the time im done with it, theyre gonna be calling it Italian Divorce Soup

i was born with a skeleton key for a nose and a skeleton for the rest

shit hard, piss fast, king of the world, built to last

skate hard and fast, save the world

calliope mori shotgun master

eating chips #fuckedupfriday

you could be scare. i better be

wonder how i become? i am of grenade

if you make ai art then ayyyy, I will crush your home beneath me like an bug. you will perish and worst of all i will go "eww, gross"

how many more listens until the song with meaningful lyrics rewrites my brain chemistry like SSRIs.

i could beat jesus. he was a skinny guy. im a large woman. he wont come back this time

they cut me off after my 14th mistletoe purchase. apparently im hogging all the lady snogging

sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives

sad to hear canada is graduating, that's where my friend kronii lives

blood test came back with elevated levels of whimsy and silly which are apparently both carcinogens

it all started going downhill when restaurants started having phone apps

tshirt that says I Like Girls With BPD Boobs Pussy Dick

i wish i was cool and Went Ham as much as I Burgled It.

hat that says Wishin' I Was Phishin'

256mb could hold a life time supply of PS2 game saves. Why does my notes app need 300

Please stop liking the ripoff Misa Amane she is literally powered by a nazi. The real Misa Amane is right there and is only powered by a fictional fascist

I Gave My Explicitly Irredeemably Evil Fascist Character Big Boobs And Now The Gooners Won't Stop Drawing Her Demure

unveiling my new gamer snack; Gamer Applesauce. filled with all the vitamins and minerals that gamers need like lead

gonna take a nice photo then title it Oil On Acryllic

totodile deserves to eat a big deli sandwich and say "them's the streets babey"

grapes are if fruits were soup

the chocotaco did more for americans than any republican so they had to get rid of her

*purposefully burns dinner* see, I'm a girlfail i promise. please don't leave me i. *purposefully trips and hurts my knee* i swear i can be worse. I'm sorry I'm too put together for you. I can change *gets fired from another job*

think how loud the uma musume school cafeteria is

the secret to cooking is that you can both burn and undercook something at the same time

i cant be in a polycule because id be put in charge of event planning and i cant do this anymore

no one truly deserves anything. except for life changing head from a cosplayer in the bathroom of a convention after party. i personally deserve that. and anti depressants

my 2nd greatest dream in the world is to kiss a pretty cosplayer. the first you ask? well. haha. not to be crass. not to speak of such thibgs when kids can see this post but. 1,250,000 dollars Australian Currency

why os the weight of the world pressing down on me. it should be the weight of a woman

my first act of office will be to make carrots less loud

a very important part of reclaiming a term is NOT continuing to use it in an insulting or offensive way but i do think if i personally called elon musk the f slur to his face the pros would outweigh the cons

im gambling my life away on 2d women but I'm kind of winning at it

i have the legal right to turn anyone who says the words "open world survivalcraft" into a Béchamel

I MISSED MY OWN BIRTHDAY????? WHO DOES THAT??

im outside the whole foods with a whole wheel of cheese and local brewed kombucha but none of the ex-hippie milfs in ankle skirts are making out with me sloppy style, did i do something wrong

the

my entire life changed the first time a girl sat in my lap

stop treating social media like its a place to have conversations. it's a place for gay people to post their beautiful art and for me to say how much i want to eat their art. if youre doing it someway else you're stupid

people are telling me gawr gura was the Vtuber Lebron. which is weird because i dont think she can play baskeyball

fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fishmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you fearmongers you

you've probably spent more of your life showering than watching vtubers. i hope to god

on the spectrum of autistic or not, i am the equivalent of nonbinary. some other third thing with characteristics of neither neuro typical or divergent that make psychologists piss and shit themselves.