Provided without context: SWITCHBLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much happy flapping right now. #ForbiddenDoor

Happy birthday @krakenviara.bsky.social!

golly, I love waking up every day knowing that shitty person Chuck Norris is dead and that cisphobia isn't real.

It's the end of a long day, I'm on three hours total sleep, I am physically and mentally and emotionally exhausted...and I'm so hyped after that event that I have no idea how I'm going to get to sleep any time soon. I love wrestling. #AEWDynamite #BloodAndGuts

The ending of the Women's Blood and Guts match was the most yuri anime thing I've seen in 25 years of watching wrestling. It was perfect. #AEWDynamite #BloodandGuts

gf? nah, I got gc #shitpost

I love saying “cummies” because it makes people *so* uncomfortable. uwu cummies

*frustrated screaming at the sky* It should not be this hard for a girl to get laid!

Toni Storm is adorably filthy. "This whore you all adore" is a *fantastic* line. To quote Yoshi Tatsu: I will steal.

The part of me that hates change is eternally at war with the part of me that craves novelty.

So, like, I started working out six months ago and like I look and feel better, healthier, blah blah blah. The *real* benefit is that I can change three litter boxes in one day without sincerely wanting to die halfway through the first one.

Nouveau Poor thoughts: I was really surprised by the amount of excitement and joy I felt at being able to afford meat after all this time. Like, I was more excited for that than for Silksong finally being released.

I just overheard an advertisement over the grocery store’s PA use the phrase “to help you on your protein journey” and I cannot recall the last time I was this unreasonably angry.

Grown-ups should have more slumber parties.

I stole this from Reddit: “I have no issue celebrating the death of vile people.”

I love, love, love how Hanger always says “the men’s world championship”.

I can clearly see Josh Alexander’s penis through his singlet and I dont care for it.

I wish the music that plays on HBO Max while waiting for Dynamite wasn’t the worst thing ever. Especially because it doesn’t loop seamlessly, so it will stop and I’ll get all excited and then it’s back to weird bell sounds.

I’m not saying this to be mean, I am not. I love AJ Lee, I love that she got a crowd to chant “therapy”…but there was something about her return promo that so, so, so very reminded me of a TED Talk.

I somehow forgot how punishing Hollow Knight can be. Silksong has become a cycle of “obsessively play, put it down because I get too frustrated, think about Silksong constantly until I have to pick it up again, repeat.” i.ytimg.com/vi/4TiELwX6U...

“You can sneak extra veggies in your pasta sauce by blending broccoli into it! You won’t even taste it!” You’re a filthy liar, every cooking blog ever.

How I feel whenever I’m about to have someone over:

When I wipe down the elliptical machine at the gym, I sometimes I worry that I’m needlessly provocative about it. Cause, like, it really looks like I’m giving it just the most attentive handjob ever.

Have you ever said “I love you” only to later realize what you meant was “please don’t be mad at me”?

Every time I see my cats just tripping balls on catnip I think to myself “ah, you are truly my children.”

There is this Aldi commercial that keeps playing that is absolute sensory hell. Just super loud, intense sounds of messy eating. I have to mute every time. It is sooo gross and upsetting.

…triple awkward when you accidentally make eye contact with them and they give you a little head nod that tells you that they recognized you, too.

It’s really weird when you’re out in the wild and recognize a stranger’s face from a dating app. And doubly awkward when it’s someone who liked you and you totally swiped left on.

The animal kingdom is truly miraculous! We humans have so much to learn from our animal friends… ❤️😊

The Cope and Christian hug made me cry. Even if Christian Cage seems ambivalent, Cope reaching out to his wayward soul of a best friend got me right in the feels.

Wait, is social media just the stuff you text at your friends but instead of texting them, you just send it out into the void? Did I finally figure it out?

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#WrestleSky seems to be almost entirely gay people being super excited about wrestling. I love it.