Flying out of Gatwick (I don't know why I don't just permantly move house to the south terminal, it would save a lot of time) to go and see my amazing and beautiful boyfriend Pup Fang for a week. I am as excited as a Japanese schoolgirl at the start of a tentacle porn flick.

I mean, I know I am an absolute child, but I thought this was funny. Dogging! m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwg8...

I got hired by @folsomeurope.bsky.social to do memes. Which one are you?

Who else is going to Brighton Pride? See you there!

And today's phrase of the day is: Homoerotic Plums.

This puppy is off to Croydon Pride. It's gonna be WET. 😁 Give me a yell if you are going too!

#brightonbearweekend is rocking! Having a great time with the pups of @kennelklubsouth.bsky.social and all the bears in Brighton.

Pppprrrriiiiiiiddddddeeeeee!!! Puppy is helping to get all the pups into @pupout.london this morning, and will be in the parade with my Handler UK sash on. Come say hi, ask for a hug! X

How has it taken this long to realise that as Pup Mocha of London, my initials are PML? (Pissing myself laughing) 😁 Honestly this was NOT intentional.

FFS, this is getting silly 🤣 Doggo is at Gatwick agane.

It was great to be at @kennelklubsouth.bsky.social in Brighton with all the lovely pups! #pupplay #handlerUK

This is what happens when you let a pup like @gizmothevii.bsky.social go down the slide at Brewdog in Waterloo... 🤣

You know, you should not give a shit about what others say or think, when you speak your mind. So many of us never say how we actually feel, out of fear of what others will say. Well, fuck em. Don't like what I say, move on, block me, piss off.

These trips were fun though!

Good grief - Doggo is on a plane, agane!! Off to Lisbon for EuroPride and really looking forward to barking at the Portuguese pups. Sadly @gizmothevii.bsky.social couldn't make it this time, I am missing him already.

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It's going to be my official first Borkday on 21st June, and I'll be walking in the parade in Lisbon with the Handler UK sash on. Honestly, this year has been a whirlwind.

I told you we’d be back

Good News Everyone! <3 <3 <3 <3 Mel Brooks, Rick Moranis, and Bill Pullman are returning!

I have to go to Stansted for the flight to Lisbon. Stansted!!! I mean really.

Really enjoyed Portsmouth Pride yesterday, had a good time and the rain kept away for most of the march. More photos available at photos.astra.blue/22ftewaror/p... ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #UKPride #PortsmouthPride #Pride

#UKPride here we go!! Thank you Portsmouth for hosting so fabulously 🏳️‍🌈

Driving back up from Italy to France via the Frejus tunnel (and no, OBVIOUSLY I was not the one driving at this point 😁) Happy pup!

Fantastic time away in Italy with the ever lovely @gizmothevii.bsky.social - sun, sea, and... Lots of driving 😁

A good friend of mine is launching a survey on gender and gender identity in the UK petplay scene - we would really appreciate as many responses as possible, please drop me a message if you would like the link to the survey! X

So, I was today years old when I discovered that the auto cook functions on my new microwave also turn on the grill. So food in a plastic container is a no-no. 😂

Pups. Pets & Critters! Get ready because next week, is our 3rd Birthday party 🎉 🎊🎉 So do come join us to celebrate! wag those tails and make noise with us on the 25th of May at the bulldog. see you all soon! ✨✨

So we have a debate... What should be the collective noun for a group of handlers? So far, we have a whip (Aston's favourite), a clean-up (Lady Confidence's preferred term), or a tolerance (my favourite!)... Any suggestions?!

Ok I'm gonna do one big stream of photos for Brussels Pride here - some will be ones I have posted already but it gets them all in one place! Please keep up - or keep Pup 😊

Big old shout out to the ladies of Aux Merveilleux de Fred in Brussels! Best boulangerie on the planet.

On our way to #BrusselsPride! Yours truly, Handler UK 2025 representin', and @gizmothevii.bsky.social organisin'and bringing the high fashion style.

17th May is the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, Intersexism and Transphobia. The date commemorates the World Health Organisation’s decision in 1990 to remove homosexuality from its classification of diseases. We exist. We don’t need a cure. #IDAHOBIT

I am such a child sometimes. 😂

Me and my handsome Sashwife @gizmothevii.bsky.social in Brussels for Pride!

Bringing the sash into disrepute 😈

Wait, this doesn't look like Gatwick... Oh noes!! Puppy's at an unfamiliar airport!!

Here we go again! Second home, LGW.

New nametag for Pup Mocha @lxb3.bsky.social 🥰

Huge thanks to @gingerpupgraham.bsky.social for my lovely new resin nametag. He is great at these.

I vote that we make this the reality: Put a woman in charge, by Keb' Mo' featuring Rosanne Cash. This song is epic. youtu.be/FciQeRGYFlw?...

Another great pic or two from @pupout.london on 3rd of May - thank you to @gizmothevii.bsky.social for being there and being faaaabulous as ever. X #pupplay #london

Got a couple of quiet days at home now, sorting out bits around the house... But I am horny as heck. This pup would love some company. Who'd like to come join me, maybe have a drink and a cuddle together in private?

A lovely day at #PupOutLondon yesterday with pups Gio, @gizmothevii.bsky.social, @tezzypup.bsky.social, Spidey, Donut and many more. Met some lovely new pups too - shout out to pup Max of San Francisco, handler Max of Cambridge, new-ish pup Alfie, pup Kal...

Yes. I agree.

Thank you so much to @Nuzzles.uk for a great day, and letting a bunch of us from @kennelklubsouth.bsky.social have a whale of a time with other great pups 🐶😊 @horny.jockstrap.dog and many others xx

And then the wonderful @lxb3.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈🐾

With @gizmothevii.bsky.social and @itsnantoomg.bsky.social at the Beer Festival by Waterloo 😁 we love it!!

Had a fantastic time at Darklands 2025. Now planning all the Prides and summer events... Any particular ones we should go to?

#Darklands featuring @gizmothevii.bsky.social, @pupkhao.bsky.social, Pup Junior, Tosa Mazrim and many others!

And I feel it is only fair to recommend the lovely, lovely @jayson69.bsky.social as a great Bluesky account and all-round stunning man 🥰