I count it as a nap if I wake up and it’s light out, and then I go back to sleep

I desperately want to give off a Persephone vibe - Queen of Hell but also flowers! Instead I give off the vibe of a salted slug 🐌

what’s it like in the 3-girls’ group chat? We send each other videos of cute animals and people farting

Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga and Lizzo all releasing new music at the same time?! I’ve never been happier to be a girl and a gay(ish)

Cumin smells like BO, right? Like it’s not just me who thinks that, right?

I can’t help but be that know-it-all….this part of Les Mis takes place during the Paris Uprising 24 years after the end of the French Revolution. They’re different events (but with the same message so okay) But yes, art as protest and all that jazz #lesmis #broadway #pedantic

Sometimes it is sexy tho

How I look at the man who is the love of my life

Maybe someone will come across this and think, "yeah, this is exactly what I needed." youtu.be/PIvqRUmm2zg?...

Me, Chiefs fan:

Cute

You guys know this is “Super Bowl Licks”, right? #superbowlLIX #GoChiefs #GeauxChiefs

Who wants to come with me to meet the Budweiser Clydesdales at Warm Springs Ranch and kiss their velvet noses?

I wish my body would stop keeping the score and just sit back and enjoy the game for once, goddamn. #trauma #nervoussystem

Is anyone else obsessed with Lady Gaga’s new music? I’m going to play Abracadabra until the dopamine hurts

Idk how I ended up with this collection of middle aged white guys but they’re all pretty okay #explosivegroupchat #kcimprov

I demand to know why peanut butter smells 10,000% better in the jar than it tastes on a spoon

Parking in the city be like:

Or maybe this is my next project?

My next project?

Me: *stepping off stage after my storytelling performance in 2019* Them: “you’re so funny!” Me: thanks *gestures to the event poster*

I was complimented on my math skills today. We are truly in the darkest timeline

This scene changed things for me, better or for worse. Here’s to knowing your worth

A snow-butt in New Orleans

Committing CRIMES

I really want to share some unhinged af memes. Uuuuhhhh so I’m gonna do it. Fight me.

A snow-butt in Loose Park! #snowbutt #art #kansascity #loosepark

I love that the client services team at my hospital chooses to play The Golden Girls on the lobby tvs from 10pm - 12am #vetmed #ERlife #goldengirls #BPOP