I’m really not convinced by all of the offense Jade is allowing Perez.

It’s an IED

I was not ready for Asuka.

Hear me out: El Grande Americano wins the Money in the Bank — but Chad Gable isn’t allowed to cash it in. Now he’s got to maintain two different identities, and watch as PERFECT cash-in moments fade away before him while he’s trying to find the damned mask and briefcase. Comedy gold.

The guy singing the anthem for #MoneyInTheBank needs to come back for Hell In A Cell. (He’s got several keys to spare.)

Ripley coming out as The Batman Who Laughs is amazing

First, congratulations to Lex. Second, Dallas Page is an American saint. Anyone coming at him gets the same smoke as attacking Dolly Parton.

Elimination Chamber post-match conference. <Cena drops mic> <Cena walks> Can’t see him. Can’t hear him.

New Day is really digging into the heeling. And thank god for that. #Raw

Chad Gable is doing a LOT to sell on the first quarter of this Rumble. Is this a sign that they are about to move him up the card? #RoyalRumble

Call me crazy, but they can’t give Nia the credit for eliminating Candace Lerae, as Jax had not officially entered the ring yet. #RoyalRumble

Is it just me, or will the “breaking the announce table” spots on Smackdown going to be more precise?

Look — half of the wrestlers that Drake colonized from are at Raw.

I missed this during the SNME, but Cody sold the package piledriver by holding an odd hand position. Real concussion vibes to it.

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