The guy to my right has his finger up my butt.

This is my mama cat at age 6, she is now 19 years old, her health is failing rapidly, but, she would like you to know that she was a good mama to her kittens, always said please and thank you and never (NEVER) backed away from a fight.

"I'm wearing short pants, my legs are ghost white, I have black loafers with yellow socks".

"I take that back. Frankly, my dear, I DO give a damn".

PERSONAL OPINION: trump is building his own drug cartel.

"Okay, I admit it, it was I who stunk up that bathroom".

Overstuffed pastrami sandwich dripping with mustard...There, now it's in YOUR head too.

What would I like to see for No Kings Day? Millions of people in the streets singing "If I Were a Rich Man" from "Fiddler on the Roof".

"It's not so much staying alive, it's staying human what's important", Winston, in George Orwell's 1984.

I don't know when this R. Crumb comic was published but I don't believe it can be much later than the early 1980's.

Waitress: Would you like some curds" Me: No whey!

Kinda like a mass shooter looking around at the bodies and thinking "Look at this mess somebody made".

Seen on FB yesterday, "The Democrats have been corrupt ever since Obama signed Citizens United into law". I quickly moved on before my head exploded.

This shirt, and many others like it, were readily available on-line all last year and yet I never heard a single republican claim that they were promoting the execution of Joe Biden.

Okay...who knows who this is?

Allow me one moment to tell you all that I am a proud citizen of the country of Mattel.

Never know what you're going to get when you randomly drop one digital picture on top of another.

Hey...if I'm seeing a "like" of one of my comments and I see one of my own spelling errors...how do I fix it?

Been thinking about creating a sit-com about a guys struggle through the first few months of sobriety...it's called Parker Lewis Can't Booze.

Why? As Hunter S. Thomason said to illustrator/artist Ralph Steadman, "For no good reason, Ralph, for no good reason"!

Anybody up for "Missing Context Saturday"? I'll go first. "I told you they would go 5-0".

Can somebody clue me in....is today a "tariff day" or a "non-tariff day", and, if it is a tariff day, what country am I supposed to blame for my troubles?

Channel Islands Harbor, Ventura, Ca., 2016

Good...watching a Wes Anderson film. Bad...trying to explain a Wes Anderson film to someone who has never seen one.

and this reminds of my friend Mike's prediction...that if trump is forcibly removed, he will burn the WH down, possibly with him in it.

5 bullet points 1. processed red state welfare checks. 2. processed red state disability checks. 3. processed red state utility subsidy checks. 4. processed red state unemployment checks. 5. spent 8 hours detailing what I did the other 32 hours

Bad news for all you people writing dystopian novels...they will all be published 20 years from now as history books.

If you post something using a poorly constructed sentence that contains no context as to what you are trying to convey....F.O.

Sunday, Feb. 16, 2025...I keep thinking somebody is coming up the stairs to my front door but it's only the ravens on my roof being assholes.

This was from a wildfire down the road from me in 2019...it is also a metaphor for the times we are living in.

Disclaimer; I did not take this picture, I found it on the net, I am just reposting it for the people who truly appreciate the way our furry friends enhance our lives.

#3 in a series of exploring the contrasts created by man made objects in nature.

Just another pic I took exploring the contrasts created by man-made objects and nature.

Posted for no particular reason other than I have always been drawn to the contrasts created by man-made objects and nature.

New guy here...looking to wash off some of this FB schmootz