Fruit flavored ice cream. Strawberry, cherry etc. Shit tastes like milky cough medicine.

Other countries leaders who were said to have been at war but have now been solved by tr*mp:

Ayyyeee!

With my whole soul.

Finally some good news from all over this ghetto ass land.

Say it….

I just realized that I’m: “sit outside at the outdoor mall enjoying the nice weather but get up and leave when the teenagers start showing up after school cuz they’re loud and annoying” years old. 😂

The OG fashion killa.

And I say the lines word for word.

“Total help me siiiiing, Total help me sing…” “If you can’t got to Bella Noche, where the hell could you go?” “RICUN!!!”

Dancing hard as hell singing about fumbling the perfect woman 😂

I’m watching the new season of Love Is Blind and I have questions. Mainly… Are these people slow?

Man, people are dying that don’t have no business being dead.

What the shit?!?

Come on, man. 😔🥺

The hilarious thing about production is that when the schedule gets thrown off by A LOT, people don’t know what to do. They can’t believe how late we are, everyone is discombobulated and walking around like

When that man started talking about “there are two N-words” they really should’ve cut the mics off. But alas…..

Much like Stevie Wonder, I can’t see that happening. Cuz one gon always go low and the other will immediately take it to hell “where the lava be at” 😂

The Harriet Tubman and North West combo is absolutely crazy 😂

What the fuck does he think therapists are?

Ayyyeee! See y’all tonight!

My personal TV theme song top 5 A Different World Living Single Golden Girls Amen Law & Order SVU

It’s giving:

I screamed.

I mean it is Memphis, nobody would really be surprised lol.

It’s just him and Keke in that room as far as he’s concerned. He’s showing out! 😂

Not my hotel playing the Eagles/Chiefs game. A little bit of home here in Dublin.

Come on, Murder Twins and Baby Redrum!

Yes, Lord.

One thing about the Amish, they gon get to the money 😂

😂😂 You said:

😂😂😂

And in conclusion….

I’m so grateful I went to school in the 80s & 90s because the “school shooting industry” sounds absolutely insane.

Wow. What a game. Down to the last second….Literally.

This game is wild.

Now, I ain’t the most Christian Christian of the Christians, (me and Sky Daddy are like 🤞🏾 tho) but I do know you can’t GoFundMe your way into the Upper Room.

She (and her whole situation) sounds exhausting. I’m all for quiet luxury. Everything doesn’t have to be a production.

Cardi on the block wearing a Kehlani hoodie waving incense selling CDs and vinyls like bootlegs is sending me 😂 A business woman.

These idiots tell on themselves everyday.

I was at a bar in Dublin and when “Zombie” came on, EVERYONE was singing it at the top of their lungs. It was a moment. She was force.

I love this song so much. I was a baby when it came out but every time I hear it, I wish I was of age at that time cuz I would’ve been tearing the clubs UP off this song!

That’s about the equivalent of when OJ said he wouldn’t rest until he found Nicole’s k*ller.

“I can’t read cursive**” **I can’t read.

Oh heyyyyy

I don’t know a single person who didn’t know how this would go. As soon as his name was mentioned, everyone was like “Hell no.”