mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works

Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good? Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great. Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?

that’s craaaazy

Nobody talk to me today

oh, okay then

Can you believe this shit is free to read on the Internet? The last good thing on there.

i can’t stop laughing at this fucking video

new ep out w/ @haydenjohnsonn.bsky.social ! youtube.com/watch?v=ZtJL9I6Abjo&feature=youtu.be

no AI in Romeo!! we ❤️ artists 🫶

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

"chatgpt what do i say when she asks 'why do you keep looking at your phone' wait shes leaving HOW TRAP WOMAN LEGALLY"

hey man, hey! it’s me! we went to college together remember? they used to call me th- yeah, The Honorless Worm, that’s it, you remember. although i’m usually considered pretty honorable these days lol. how’ve you been?

oh my god Book of the New Sun had Amano covers in Japan and they're fucking crazy

We deserve a Disney princess driven by an unnatural hunger

Something that has stuck with me for years now is that Ed Brubaker has made more in residuals for the 5 second cameo he had in Captain America: The Winter Soldier than he ever did at Marvel literally creating the comics it’s based on.

You've read your last free article *aims gun*

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Hey boss what’s the plan???

chimera ant

Going back and showing Nick Drake inflation porn and seeing if it affects his songwriting, only to catch a glimpse of myself already doing that. I fall to my knees as I realize we've always lived in the world where he saw it.

Mister Food @TheFineDiner74 There is but one joy in this life greater than dining… 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨!

Hello it is bandcamp friday which means i get every SINGLE PENNY should you choose to purchase my comedy album at www.illegaldrugmarketplace.com :))))

I'm not going to re-write a whole piece I already wrote 8 years ago, so here www.vice.com/en/article/s...

😳 (Not a real gun but still wtf)

@katiecouric.bsky.social the woman that you are

Just thinking about stuff

February 2022 www.wheresyoured.at/mark-zuckerb...

#BandcampFriday 🔥

E389 Ghost summoned --miscellaneous.

Finally, a good fucking videogame trailer

SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!

The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.

Here's @danryckert.com teaching Chibi some bad habits 🚬 (feat. @aplatypu.ss)

Barbaric with Babish

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Now I heard someone say that they’d love to run both of these guys over with a truck made of hammers and then hit them with the hammers 1000000 times. Someone who is not me said this, to me, and then ran away. Crazy!

I overheard someone say that they want to keep hitting this guy’s head over and over again until it looks like someone dropped a strawberry jam Uncrustables on his neck. I overheard someone else saying this!

Jay Leno turned himself into a Batman villain TWICE for this show only for his actual successor to turn it into a 90 minute TikTok, how’s that for karmic justice bsky.app/profile/amcn...

the hater's council just vetoed this actually. "a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder. "hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

Is that good? www.theinformation.com/articles/mic...

Wow!