Guy on the train platform next to me had the first nice smelling vape ever invented. Turns out “bakery” smells better than the usual children’s flavours like bubblegum or watermelon

binding of isaac heads does anyone know what is going on here

Baz Luhrmann's Dragon Ball

Surely 8 hours of work will fix my already mostly gone voice

I’m starting to run into a problem where a half an hour lunch break isn’t adequate time to eat enough calories for up to like 7 hours of work after

Can’t help but feel at least a little bad about the “bitcoin is the currency of the future” guys that no longer exist. Sure they were wrong and all but the people they turned into/got replaced with are so much worse

Trying to find an overcoat that isn't an ugly colour, shape or price is making me the joker

Why am I being told In a training call that this will boost shareholder value? Nobody gives a fuck man

I don’t like being on my feet for 9 hours in a day

What possible reason could I have to want people to know that “email sent from my iphone”

It's a trite observation at this point but if you cant last a journey on public transit without scrolling tiktok with volume on speaker then you are too weak to live

At some point I’ll play bloodborne again and actually finish it but I hated orphan of kos enough to sour me on the idea of fighting the final boss so I just dropped it

Action game where you play a boy with long hair in a ponytail, if you let him idle long enough he undoes his hairtie to fix his ponytail but if you interrupt the animation midway through his hair just remains down for the rest of the level

Is there a reason that some people say “jumping puzzle” instead of just platforming? There’s like never a puzzle the solution is always just jump to the next bit

coworker said she thought i was 17 im youthful energy maxxing

You get fresh water every day and yet you drink from the grime puddle.

We need to domesticate every animal

Can’t imagine how cool it would feel to have a cape that billowed in the wind behind you

I take it for granted like 99.99% of my life but every now and then I look up at the moon and realise how crazy it is we got people on that thing

european language barrier is saving me from redownloading cs2

what im learning from this job training is that customers really dig it when you talk like advertisments

doing online training and one of the people running it doesn't know how to use teams and explained something wrong in the first 5 minutes how does this happen lol

Hades 2 is very very good but when I’m super focused in it I subconsciously clack my teeth to the rhythm of the music and now I have some localised jaw pain which seems like it could be related

wait wtf they got louis cole as the drummer on one of the hades 2 tracks??? that rules!

I love my cat dearly but if you’re going to eat plants to make yourself throw up, have the good grace to hurl outside

As far as I'm concerned all Silicon Valley Intelligence is "Artificial" Intelligence

As soon as Silicon Valley stops being able to convince investors that people either want or need anything more convenient than a smartphone in their pocket surely the whole thing will collapse

i got it :3

I get irrationally annoyed at people who press the button to cross the road at a traffic light when I’m standing there and it’s showing that it’s already been pressed. You think I’m stupid? You think I forgot? Your arrogance astounds me

They should call it sneezonal depression because I have a cold and it’s making me very upset

Crunch crunch

Game is good :3

Ok I didn’t get that job but the one I’m about to do is assuredly gonna be it

They put a rainbow over the beach what death stranding nonsense is this

not done with it yet but i beat silksong :3

Sorry to report that team cherry has gone woke (long bossfight at the end of waves of arena fights at the end of a fucked run-up)

game is good

if only steam had some sort of feature that let people pay in advance for the most anticipated game of the year to avoid the obvious server struggles

I am going to freak out

ok the errand took a lot less time than i thought, you can all go ahead now

I have an errand to run today that can only be done nearly right as silksong releases so you all have to wait for me ok?

White boy in a kimono spotted

Trying to find a long overcoat that doesn’t fall down like a wool tube over me when it’s buttoned up is impossible (under ~£500)

Job interview tomorrow everybody say good luck benny

Still hard to overstate how much of a downgrade the new Newcastle metro trains are in terms of visual identity. I know it’s partly because I grew up with them but the old ones are so much more charming

Part of the reason I don't want to drive is environmental, part of is it wanting to live somewhere I dont have to, but like 70% of it is that I just know I would get got by road rage sooo bad

I'm not ready for summer to end it should still be light at quarter to 10

The U.K. Online Safety Act was (avowedly, as revealed in a recent High Court case) “not primarily aimed at protecting children” but at regulating “services that have a significant influence over public discourse.”

Rare you get to see the sun with the bare eye (plus feint godrays going up from the top of the cloud)