As far as I'm concerned all Silicon Valley Intelligence is "Artificial" Intelligence

As soon as Silicon Valley stops being able to convince investors that people either want or need anything more convenient than a smartphone in their pocket surely the whole thing will collapse

i got it :3

I get irrationally annoyed at people who press the button to cross the road at a traffic light when I’m standing there and it’s showing that it’s already been pressed. You think I’m stupid? You think I forgot? Your arrogance astounds me

They should call it sneezonal depression because I have a cold and it’s making me very upset

Crunch crunch

Game is good :3

Ok I didn’t get that job but the one I’m about to do is assuredly gonna be it

They put a rainbow over the beach what death stranding nonsense is this

not done with it yet but i beat silksong :3

Sorry to report that team cherry has gone woke (long bossfight at the end of waves of arena fights at the end of a fucked run-up)

game is good

if only steam had some sort of feature that let people pay in advance for the most anticipated game of the year to avoid the obvious server struggles

I am going to freak out

ok the errand took a lot less time than i thought, you can all go ahead now

I have an errand to run today that can only be done nearly right as silksong releases so you all have to wait for me ok?

White boy in a kimono spotted

Trying to find a long overcoat that doesn’t fall down like a wool tube over me when it’s buttoned up is impossible (under ~£500)

Job interview tomorrow everybody say good luck benny

Still hard to overstate how much of a downgrade the new Newcastle metro trains are in terms of visual identity. I know it’s partly because I grew up with them but the old ones are so much more charming

Part of the reason I don't want to drive is environmental, part of is it wanting to live somewhere I dont have to, but like 70% of it is that I just know I would get got by road rage sooo bad

I'm not ready for summer to end it should still be light at quarter to 10

The U.K. Online Safety Act was (avowedly, as revealed in a recent High Court case) “not primarily aimed at protecting children” but at regulating “services that have a significant influence over public discourse.”

Rare you get to see the sun with the bare eye (plus feint godrays going up from the top of the cloud)

good news: the pyramid scheme door to door marketing company that i briefly worked for last year dissolved! funny news: the bossman has seemingly immediately made another functionally identical company except with ai art promotional material lol check it out www.nbs.space

Six hours sleep has me walking around my house like 2024 joe Biden

If you stay in a bath too long do your balls get double wrinkled

Expanding on my long held “you should play death stranding” stance, you should also replay death stranding again

Yet another example of government inefficiency under Starmer. How are you going to arrest the ninjas if smoke bombs are still legal?

Cat was very cute settling down on me but she was doing that making biscuits thing for like 5 minute and now the whole front of my torso is itchy as hell

Every ~3 months or so I’ll get a burst of interest in MTG and see the world through a card game player’s eyes and then as soon as it arrives it leaves once again. That being said this card is sick as fuck and I want to make like 5 different decks with it

Takes too dang long to cook stuff with roasted vegetables as an ingredient

I love you V.IV Rusty

Not had my adhd meds for almost a week now and damn turns out I needed them a fair bit!

He's so graceful

Would it be illegal to train the local corvid population to find banknotes and trade it with me for food?

@eurowings.bsky.social why force in person check in and then only open one desk a thousand curses upon you

Probably the heaviest rain in my memory in Newcastle today pretty cool

Single employee handjob brothel called the broad strokes

Blows my mind watching parents have a conversation while completely ignoring their child asking a question and getting more and more visibly upset that it’s like they don’t exist

Hosting a left leaning discussion event at the local library and labour didn’t respond to any requests for a representative so the whole first 15 minutes was just spend shitting on them it’s glorious

Was it literally the friendliest person I’ve ever met or was it flirting

Good news from New York 👍

Just saw a dude with a tufty brown bowl cut except with just his fringe dyed platinum blond what an incredible look

Can’t do a simple search about etymology without a Reddit post popping up saying some shit like “Of course among the plebes, people don’t think about it twice.” You couldn’t be more annoying if you tried

Ok if you attribute the bad camera controls and slightly weird movement to adding to the dreamlike atmosphere, dark souls 2 is pretty good too

Crazy storm in the distance, literally never get weather like this here

Fighting orphan of kos stinks badly enough I’m playing through all of dark souls 1 again and man that game is a delight

Deleted Twitter from my phone, don’t know if that means I’ll be on here more yet