“Coming from you that’s a surprise.”

“ή𝑜ᵇ𝑜ᗪⓎ Ŵ𝕀ᒪᒪ 𝑜𝓊丅ᒪ𝕀𝐯ｅ 𝓂 ｅ.”

I made my pizza sad. And the mount of pepperoni on there just angers me-

“I just realized… Don’t foxes eat hedgehogs?”

Infinite is trying not to make eye contact while still snickering

Infinite is trying so hard not to laugh while looking at this.

“To make myself feel better…”

“That means I know he’s a moron, And that I should have expected him to say something like that. … also because I too have no idea what that means either.”

… “I should have expected that, Especially from him.”

… ”Who did you hear this from?”

”Phantom emerald, Perfect.”

“All right. Let’s just get this over with…”

“𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉’𝙏 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙑𝙀, 𝙔𝙊𝙐'𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝙂𝙊𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃. 𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘾𝙌𝙐𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐.”

“What the hell is seductive Sunday.”

enough...I've endured enough...

“This reminds me of two people I unfortunately know.”

*Infinite is just wheezing in the background* “HA!”

”…“ “ OH FOR GIAS SAKE-“

”Nach unzähligen Versuchen habe ich es endlich geschafft … Endlich habe ich ein Gerät entwickelt, das meine Sprache ändern kann!“

“They’re speaking german. Finally, my true language.” //Yes this version of infinite has a German accent

“Huh.” He looks down at the package, wonder what it is, and who could have sent it. “This might be a good thing.. Or bad news.” The jackal said looking at the package.

Infinite uses the pen to sign his name on the clipboard, but still confused how someone found his base in chemical plant zone. “There.”

”That would be me.”

“You know what? I actually feel like being nice to someone today! I could just NOT be nuisance to others!“

Infinite wakes up from his sleep, head hovering above his keyboard, And not even three seconds later he had this look on his face like he had the best sleep of his life.

Infinite stops recording, and lays his head on his keyboard, he hasn’t slept in days.

Infinite stops recording, and lays his head on his keyboard, he hasn’t slept in days.

“Enemy name, rewrite sonic. Threat level, High. Objective: terminate. Weaknesses: unknown. Rewrite sonic, or rewrite seems to be both a physical and digital enemy, More information will be found as soon as possible, before it‘s too late, Infinite, signing off.”

Infinite walks up to his central computer where he documents everything and everyone. He takes a deep breath, And presses record.

₊˚ ‿︵‿︵‿︵୨୧ · · ♡ · · ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿︵ ˚₊ 🄲🄻🄾🅅🄴🅁 ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏᴄ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋 ₊˚ ‿︵‿︵‿︵୨୧ · · ♡ · · ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿︵ ˚₊

Yeah this seems about right

“They gave me no cheese. WHAT DID I DO DESERVE THIS?! MY DAY IS RUINED!”

I’ll get the popcorn.

Honestly I’m waiting for a civil war between all of them.

“They gave me no cheese. WHAT DID I DO DESERVE THIS?! MY DAY IS RUINED!”

“LET. GO.“ Infinite uses a phantom blast, pushing Everything around him, warping parts of reality, the ability was similar to a chaos blast, only more powerful.

“Better? What is with you and changing people? no one can truly be “perfect“ than what they Already were.”

“… You are wrong. I might have done terrible things before, But someone taught me better, they taught me how to change. I don’t want to be that person anymore, I am done burying others.”

"You Are the reason Shampo Has Instructions."

“…Wrong? What do mean by “Wrong”? I’m not wrong. I’m… I’m myself, that’s all I need to be.”

“I know about the multiverse. But you? I have never seen a sonic that looks like they were from a fever dream.”

“You. I don’t know what you are, who you are, you are NOT sonic. return to where you came from Creature.”

“Sonic looks…different, I’ll say that. But his arms, smile, that’s not him. That’s not sonic.”

“HUH?!“

“WHAT IN GIAS NAME IS THAT-“

𒈞𒋨𒅒𒌧𒈒𒋨𒐫𒂝𒁎𒂝𒈞𒀱𒁂𒋨𒂝𒁎𒋨𒂝𒀱𒁎𒈓𒈞. That is all, good night.