almost 2026 and here i am, yet again, watching gay youtubers kkkk feels like 2010 all over again

he says, knowing very well he'd be annoyed af on a farm

there are this 2 dutch youtubers that bought a property together and have a farm (they never confirmed they were a couple) and like.... goals

idk what would be worse, my chat gpt history getting leaked or my good reads "want to read" list

ngl watching emotional awareness and communication skills on relationships in media is so hot

turns out im joey from friends

im ready for a "hunger games" re-read that will absolutely destroy me

There's nothing like reading about a character simping for another one. How to not love love?

"Oldest selfie in your phone" Not really a selfie, but let's just enjoy how this screams both gay and homophobic

there's nothing like gossip about strangers. Yes, entertain me with your failures and funny plots

como assim eles mudaram a intro de "new girl" na season 4???

the main character decided to watch a movie the main character decided to go for a song on spotify first the main character ended up creating a new playlist, listening to 2 different albums and having a snack in the midtime

spoiler alert: he didn't read anything at all

I 300% am the "I don't like it 🫣🫣 trade with me" type of boyfriend

Vir ao BK e comprar um menu spicy sem querer 😭😭😭😭

A minha casa em Lisboa tem um portal maligno, só pode!

I will never understand slow walkers in the rain

Um trauma chamado "circula com um atraso de xxx minutos. Pedimos a vossa compreensão pelos incómodos causados"

this new "Boots" show on netflix is lowkey giving "Valiant", the movie with the war pigeon

I too I'm sitting in a tower waiting for a man... Except I'm definitely not sitting, I'm out of the tower every chance I get and I will not be exchanging any type of romantic convo with a man

Ainda nem ouvi as músicas do álbum da Taylor Swift até ao fim porque fiquei preso num loop infinito de "the fate of Ophelia"

Gentlemen, the king of "not moving on" land

Estou pronto para o spotify me dizer que o meu artista mais ouvido do ano é 1D, quase 15 anos depois.

tip of the day: life gets way easier if you just assume everyone is madly attracted to you

A arte de passear o kobbo

Vamos ter Camp Rock 3 e a vida faz sentido outra vez

Malta, cheguei à fase da vida em que estou a ver clubes de corrida para me juntar em Lisboa

Wdym I'm the same age Emma Swan was when she broke a course and learned about magic in ouat? 😱

Não estão a perceber, quero tanto meter-me na conversa do grupo ao meu lado. Porque é que nao nasci extrovertidooooooo

Com a quantidade de casamentos que me aparecem na FYP ja me considero wedding planner.

Meanwhile, overheard no comboio "LOL prefiro desperdiçar água do que vinho" kkkk ok, Jesus

Experimentem fazer um puzzle antigo e descobrirem que faltam 3 peças 💀💀

Probably needed a hug // downloaded grindr instead

Que vergonha do Spotify wrap que aí vem

According to my tik tok algorithm I'll get married tomorrow kkkkk

You know you're the main character when you're at the beach dancing with your phones on

Siri, play house tour

so what should i read next: romance between gay witches, romance between gay swimmers. romance between gay knights or romance between gay hockey players?

When my dad makes me do the bricolage stuff with him instead of my brother it really makes a glitch in my universe

Fui ao mercadona e nao havia massa para panquecas nem menino giro. Achei de extrema homofobia kkkk

i know the pokémon world is a pacific one and all... but how come there's so many terrorist organizations trying to steal pokémon, but not one pacifist one trying to abolish pokémon battles?? would give an awesome episode if you ask me kkkkk

e pronto, mais 5 livros para o kobo kkkk life is great

15h15 que bonito

"I was good. I was really good" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

No matter how many times I watch the dead poets society... The guys will always look alike to me

1 viagem de carro: 3 vezes fora do limite de velocidade 10 min a estacionar 15 novos inimigos

Decided that from now on we're living the #lovelyaugust where I'm only gonna read cutsy little romances and love love for the whole month

No one: Me (the whole week): SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAYYYYY SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAAAAAAAY

ir ver o que tenho para beber no frigorifico/ despensa e a unica bebida lá é vodka pura

anyways pronto para passar o resto do dia a ler