the only correct response to “what would you do if you met a clone of yourself” is fuck them and then kill them. to death.

In Chicago's Winnemac Park tonight, a growing crowd of around a hundred neighbors have gathered for an emergency vigil for Renee Nicole Good, a 37 yr old mom shot and killed by DHS in Minneapolis today.

ahhhh the victim of the ICE murder in minneapolis was a married lesbian. a fact i found out through randomly stumbling on the most insane lesbophobia ever

I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HAT MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB I HATE MY JOB

the way horse ownership works fascinates me. like the fact that people do like partial horse leasing. imagine if i had my dog but someone else got him one day a week

i like heated rivalry so much i wish hockey was real

i’m saying a cuss

thing i warned my job about months ago and everyone brushed me off about is now a huge problem

MY heated rivalry

tried reading in bed last night and he said 🤨🤨 Not On My Watch

knowing anything about dogs and their body language makes me such a kill joy like every viral dog video i see im like oh that dog is stressed out. oh that’s obvious pre-bite warning signals

listening to fall out boy radio and taking out a gun and shooting my car radio anytime anything post folie a deux comes on

new addition to my office …. the party ended two months ago and he’s still here

Doodled pepper/unicorn for fun #deadlock

my new psych literally did this when i told her my last one quit to join the marines

── .✦ 2026 books thread. #booksky

cried @ the second avatar movie. what’s happening to me

me pretending idgaf every time tor vague posts about a big new book release so i can’t be disappointed when it’s not alecto

i try not to be such a cop about lesbian identity semantics but just saw someone’s bio with “high femme switch” and well. that’s just simply not what that means

trying to play marvel rivals but every time rogue pins me down i get so horny i pass out

everyone keeps trying to get me to acknowledge "PENIS MUSIC". and i reufse

women named julie want me so bad

i made this for my bookstagram but #booksky can have it too…. fav/least fav books from every month of 2025

if i don't start reading love bullet soon i need someone to break into my house and threaten me

╱| ╱| ‎ ( \ (｡• ﻌ•｡)〝₎₎ #promosky ✦₊ ˊ˗ ╭ ─U─U────────── ✦ ⁺. ᝰ.ᐟ✮⋆˙ maya - she/he - 28 ╰─ 🩷 high femme lesbian menace ╰─ 🩷 books, the locked tomb, horror ╰─ 🩷marvel rivals, deadlock ╰─ 🩷the apothecary diaries, dungeon meshi, arcane, RGU ♡/⟳ or ur homophobic

trying to make a new pinned tweet and genuinely forgetting everything i have ever enjoyed the second i hit new post

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

New years #caitvi ✨🎇

Perfect isn't easy... 💗✨

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

It is because the US military is a terrorist organization and has always been. It's time for all Americans to condemn *anyone* who joins their military and stop with the mealy-mouthed 'buh buh buh they are just doing it for healthcare muh muh muh'.

ugly

listening to nettles thinking about book amalthea/lir and genuinely freaking out and feeling sick to my stomach

aaaaaand deleted that pic of myself bc immediately accounts like this started interacting w it

having baby fever as a lesbian is crazy. i say the most deranged shit to my girlfriend as if i’m gonna get filled with anything other than silicone microplastics

May your days be filled with health, happiness and many tasty treats! 🍎🐴💕 #art #horses #happynewyear

2026 goals: - switch up on my day ones - lowball people on ebay with the energy of a finance bro playing the stock market - bite people

resolutions

it is dutch’s birthday everyone say happy 9th birthday dutch :)

my new years resolution is to drink 1 glass of water

my hockey team playing so bad it’s genuinely giving me a stummy ache

they're seriously SO CUTE !! you want one so bad 🔮

one of my d&d PCs is in the example photos and the charm of her is so cute i stare at it 800 times a day pleek comm willie... u will not regret it...

this diva..

Old art I still love :P

i am a simple dyke i love cold beer and hockey and boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my face boobs in my

my girlfriend finding out celine dion wasn’t chinese has infected our community

she's begging for your ults #eldenring #nightreign #undertaker