if ur gna be straight u should at least go to therapy

2026 BTK books to kiss ratio is 12:0

scorpios are lowkey nerds

artists flirting means looking at each other’s are.na

I do feel like there’s something weird about being the only species who wears clothes

what do the birds do when theyre not chirping

*shaking my fists at the sky* IVE BEEN EXPLOITED!!!

it feels like god got my soul on a cheese grater

these days ppl will just break ur heart and have chatgpt write u an apology

so far 2026 I have read 10 books and had 0 sex

I dress like a kid from my high school attending a court date

when I smoked weed before it was sad but when I smoke weed now it’s classy and adult

the problem w looking for your glasses is that you need your glasses

jfk = just fucking kidding

every person on bluesky is 45 years old

debí tirar menos fotos tbh

everyone on raya was in the epstein files

it’s so cool to know a baby

kids doing gymnastics should be illegal

im like the lebron james of not giving a f***

messaging someone on Facebook is the horniest thing you can do

a crush makes anyone a celebrity

why do cats sit like this

you can smoke inside if amy winehouse is playing :-)

the safdie brothers should get into meditating

if u loved best in show as a kid ur gay now

recommending the bean to someone visiting chicago

sitting next to a woman on the train who’s fully on facetime rn full volume i am in the shot

Happy New Year .. to landlords everywhere💙 🎆

How Heated Rivarly Saved My Marriage

the south is just full of a bunch of closeted gay guys w slavery money

my grandmas hallmark Christmas movie w this guy who has definitely been in a bunch of porn

its crazy that all I think of w HF is that she seemed to be spoiled and self-involved and I don’t care about the poetry of paint when I consider her being kind of a Reagan apologist— like i think this is actually a kind of failure of mine as an artist.. can’t articulate but its a fault in faith ..

ppl are out here popping 200mg weed gummies regularly

Fascism is so fucking boring

It’s so weird how ppl older than a particular generation get obsessed w how much sex the next younger generation is having

this toothbrush wants to fuck me

if I dye my hair .. is that letting my ex win?

It’s giving thanks

almost time to pay rent again 🩷

for the haters who have been saying I’m looking too androgynous lately (my mom)

my art is exactly like the da Vinci code (no differentiations)

jodie fosters lip quiver walked so kstews could run

they should make one of those foot warmer packs for your face

ur mcm be looking like green goblin w/o the verve

can you imagine being 25 and giving birth to me

far as I’m concerned if u wore abercrombie as a kid ur a nepo baby

it’s sooo validating that my bffl from middle school to which I was deeply unhealthfully attached is also a lesbo now

i think jimmy fallon would benefit from a near death experience

the world needs a live action remake of family guy