Where The Fucking Hell Has Ebay got the idea that I want to buy Lycra and Cycle shorts from? Has @bikeymikey.bsky.social been secretly using my account I think I'm going to uninstall the Ebay App when I've lefy feedback and got my pending deliveries

I'm informed that I'm back to my regular carer tomorrow she's been off good a few weeks Maybe I stand a chance of getting things done The carers they've sent while my regular carer has been off couldn't have been less interested in being here or doing anything

Fox Hunt anyone?

Like anyone is going to miss this Two Bit Paedophile who was a crap actor and a Crap Singer I had the misfortune to be sent his promo 12" of Smoke Gets In Your Eyes 👀 Its one record I was glad to lose when my records were stolen

Meh 😫 I'm struggling to chew and swallow this rice pudding 😕😕😕

Some wankers are setting off fireworks 😡

I'm going to get out of bed and attempt something to eat Even if that's just a bowl of rice pudding Not really up to a meal today

I'm back in bed I was sick earlier just after I tried eating something If I'm coming down with something I want it to pass quickly I don't like being ill

Meh 😫 have I missed anything? I've been asleep again since 10am I feel rough as a dog's arse 😕

Someone is fucking about with my blog stats again 😡

Right I suppose I best get to bed I'm hoping I can get a good night's sleep I was awake at silly o'clock again this morning

I need to get help with my spare room the windows 🪟 are coated in mould horrid black mould and I can't tackle it

I've just nearly broken my neck opening a window in my spare room I'm going to have to sort my spare room out its like a dodgy Its A Knockout obstacle course

You can go Bollocks matey Ever since they put netting on the balconies here the number of pigeons hanging around has dropped substantially Before the netting we had the bastards nesting on our balconies I don't like Pigeons they're flying Rats

#CrowdfundMeSoThatICan Get Dental Implants My teeth fell victim to Chemotherapy

Drop something brown

Although I'm not a huge fan of Raspberry as a flavour I have to admit Mackies (of Scotland) Raspberry Ripple ice-cream is rather luscious Its a pleasure to eat 😋

Crap on a stick I've got a spot on my bottom lip and its painful Going to have to give my face a hot flannel treatment

#AllSandwichesInASongOrMovie The Beatles Please Cheese Me

#AllSandwichesInASongOrMovie 🎶 Spagna Corned Beef Corned Beef Baby Corned Beef now

#AllSandwichesInASongOrMovie Prawn Cocktail (Tom Cruise)

Time I was zapping dinner in the microwave Think its going to be Special Fried Rice Possibly followed up by Ice cream 🍦 😋

Mate! Hate to tell you this Sam but feeding pigeons in public spaces in Manchester has been illegal for Years They're just Flying Rats at the end of the day and their Poo 💩 damages the fabric of buildings and is a danger to human health

Power The Downfall of Hue Edwards Starring Martin Clunes 24th of March on Channel 5 I think I'm going to give that a Bum Steer tbh

I know the feeling mate I was once falsely accused of a rape by Humberside Police when I was 14 I'm glad I had people who could back up my whereabouts at the time of the alleged attack I could have so been put in prison for something I didn't do I've NOT trusted the Police Since

I desperately need to sort my new speakers but in order to do that I need to completely strip out all the wiring on my TV unit and that's going to be a job in itself Its like a bowl of spaghetti 🍝 behind the TV stand it hasnt been sorted in over 10 years I'm afraid what I might find

Just read a story on the Scunthorpe live website Apparently its illegal to force someone to drink Urine. Damn there goes my plans for tonight I'll have to cancel the Guy on Grindr 😁 #imtakingthepiss

I wish these Spam bots would fucking do one Now I'm getting emails about Wrinkle Cream There isn't enough Wrinkle cream in the world to sort my Crows Feet

Because people keep opening Vape Shops with Dodgy overloaded electric sockets Thats it inn a nutshell isn't it?

I went little overboard in Asda and bought 2 tubs of ice cream Here's hoping the Mackies Raspberry Ripple tastes better than the cheap imitation from Farmfoods As for the Lakes Ice cream I know already that it's going to be good

Another episode of Rik Mayall Presents is on Rewind TV tonight

🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶 **Funky Game Show Music** And welcome to another round of Guess-O-Rama

I'm going to have to go shopping I forgot a couple of things on Thursday when I was up the precinct But first I've got to give myself a stripwash I'm starting to smell and that will never do

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?...

Just had a minor panic moment as I didn't recognize a transaction on my bank account Of course its the home insurance (Panic Over)

Right that's me done for the day I'm going to bed Nighty night people

There should be some sort of warning ⚠️ on screen before Tony Blair appears on TV #Dunblane

I have a parcel coming from the other side of Manchester via Yodel I've not had dealings with Yodel in quite a while are they still shite at delivering?

I'm struggling to get warm tonight I'm going to have to stick another boy scout on the fire 🔥

I don't know what I want to eat for tea At this rate rate its going to jelly and ice cream 🍦

I'm so tired. Really Really Tired of Morrissey 😴😴😴

If you see this post a vampire who is not Dracula Ooooooh Duckypoos

If anyone wants me I'll be back in bed I feel lousy after a crap night

#ASongOrMovieForSuperstition My Left Rabbit Foot

Meh I'm not feeling great today I've had yet another rough night Everything hurts

Right my lovelies I'm going to bed Here's hoping I can get a decent night's sleep tonight C U all in the morning

I think it's time I was making an Ovaltine and taking my pills 💊💊💊💊💊

Sat here yawning my head off I guess its going to be an early night tonight I just want a night where I'm not waking up every hour or so 😩 It also doesn't help that I can't get a lie in once in a while

QTP with a gif that pops up when you type your name!

I guess I'm spending tomorrow unwrapping new clothes there's parcels all over the flat 🙃 I need to get the washing machine on too the wash baskets are overflowing