Brett
@weakcookies.bsky.social
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Cats, music, lolz, from TN, live in Indy, Crohns, married since 2000 to a real super lady.
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Your lack of alt text isâŚsomething. I told your parents about it. Theyâre not mad, just very disappointed. Your mom cried.
about 1 month ago
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Just got an email from a Kush Patel, fkn jump scare yo
31 minutes ago
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Gus is my parentsâ cat. He is my cat brother.
about 19 hours ago
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Thereâs maybe parallels to be drawn between my childless-at-49 status and the fact I can tell you a story about smoking weed from 10 minutes ago
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about 19 hours ago
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Look I already am conflicted somewhat when I enjoy the NFL. Yet nothing is worse than when itâs bad call after bad call from the refs. Makes me feel very dumb for giving a shit.
about 19 hours ago
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Kirk Herbstraight of Gibraltar
4 days ago
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Event Horizon 2: Toyotathon
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2 days ago
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You canât even wake up looking for the broccoli anymore, because of woke. I should not have to apologize! I am awake! I am looking for da broccoli! See me
2 days ago
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My masters thesis on how every hero does wear a cape, actually
2 days ago
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Day 4,588 of waking up lookin for da broccoli
2 days ago
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Christ the Recycler
2 days ago
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Discarding every bible tract in the menâs room, in a single bound, is my superpower
2 days ago
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Like ten skeets or more, and the next one is free!
2 days ago
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This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. Heâs sorry about the whole thing.
4 days ago
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Thickening my blood AND upgrading my heartâs horsepower đŞđ¤
3 days ago
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There have only been 100 British actors; past and present
3 days ago
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Back in the presence of Twiggy the in-law cat
3 days ago
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Kirk Herbstraight of Gibraltar
4 days ago
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If democrats somehow regain power i am gonna ask for sanctions on Buc-ees nugget snacks for being too gd good
4 days ago
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TIL that Ole Miss stands for âYe Olden Mississippi Football Teamâ
4 days ago
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I have to get further out of my comfort zone in 2026. Must.
4 days ago
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In laws seem to own 5 and 10 packs of every single thing. Yet not one single drink koozie?
4 days ago
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Need a tech overlord to market a brain chip to give me a âhigh football IQâ
4 days ago
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Dude looks like one of the Angry Birds pigs after a few whacks
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4 days ago
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Watching IU/Bama and I just saw a recruitment ad for the Secret Service. The uhhh S.S.
4 days ago
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This little space heater got drunk and got in a fight. Heâs sorry about the whole thing.
4 days ago
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Movie where a guy gets loose in Paris with a huge pressure washer
6 days ago
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We came to east tn again for some bonus family time. My mother in law has already asked several questions that we have answered 100 times before
4 days ago
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Better check yo shelf Before you Rev-A-ShelfÂŽď¸
6 days ago
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Boarding the flu express to Atlanta
4 days ago
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Good morning and happy new year from Shelter 20. Just waitin on a bus.
4 days ago
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Watching Emily in Paris with the wife. I am a silent giver.
5 days ago
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Leeks, ramps, and like turnips and shit
5 days ago
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Better check yo shelf Before you Rev-A-ShelfÂŽď¸
6 days ago
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags
6 days ago
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Movie where a guy gets loose in Paris with a huge pressure washer
6 days ago
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Zebra Cakes boyfriend Zebra Rolls girlfriend
6 days ago
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Getting olfactory w da boys
6 days ago
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âDeader thanâŚSnoop Doggâ thatâs a thing
6 days ago
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A Puffco pivot heating chamber has died
6 days ago
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BoJack WESman
6 days ago
2025 is going to be my year.
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New trend called Christmas Phoning where you bury your phone under a ton of concrete for all of the holidays
6 days ago
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Feel better soon
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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7 days ago
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Cypress Hill âLick A Shotâ
7 days ago
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Helicopter is short for âHell no I wonât copter!â
7 days ago
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Snow is blowing horizontally
7 days ago
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Windianapolis, Windiana đŹď¸
7 days ago
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Loweâs Knows: What You Did Last Summer
8 days ago
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They are eating bowls of pop-tarts??
9 days ago
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Dipping my soy nuggies in wokesauce
9 days ago
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Wok n roll all nite Umami everyday
10 days ago
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