We have one bathroom in my house so my brother texts me before he's gonna take a shower in case I need to use the loo first But I never know how to reply if I don't so I just say shit like "You may proceed" like a king granting permission lol

This might be a hot take but I like my sketch and lineart on the same layer. Like if I just refine it enough it goes from sketch to lineart and I don't have to experience that thing where you get rid of the sketch and it looks off Looks more authentic too I think

This may read like a joke but I have a save file that exists only so I can listen to his voice line. My tarnished lost his grace and decided to help run Patches Emporium in my headcanon

JK and her mould house, Jordan Pete with his mould illness, Donny the pedo's fav teams losing any sport event he goes to Being a musty bigot effects anything they touch lol

There's a lot of evil and awful things going on in the world all the time But if you're someone that's sensitive, you don't have to look at it I know people say "don't look away" please don't hate yourself for being unable to process the terrors going on, there's thicker skinned people to do it 🫂

Wearing thigh highs to be sexy 🙅❌ Wearing thigh highs to keep my dogs from licking my legs 🙂‍↕️☑️

I love zombie fiction that gets real silly with it instead of just boring "dead ppl wake up and they're NOT happy" Thank you Resident Evil, for giving us daddy Heisenberg and still having the hutzpah to say "that's a zombie check the infection" when it's just gay magnet man 🤟

I will spend the rest of my life in Liurnia if it means I have access to Patches' little cackle telling me about the Iron Virgin under Raya Lucaria

What do you think about Jack? 👀

The interesting thing about growing up undiagnosed in a household where everybody probably also autistic or ADHD means any form of stimming was kinda just written off Not in a bad way, but in a "hell yeah let's get silly" kinda way that made it easier to unmask once I got diagnosed

[Old Rewards] June 2025, Anim 2 (Bane x Bats)

Now that's a tank

Cosplaying Mouthwashing characters sounds like a fun friend group idea until you remember one of you has to be Jimmy

New #EldenRing theory These, the astels (that's their species name it isn't just the one dude) are actually little babies They are established to be aliens that crash landed in meteorites, and it's established that the Fallingstar Beasts turn into them... I think they're born from em (1/5)

When I got my puppy this meme was really popular and so I would pet her like this a lot Well now as an adult she demands it lol she gets so hyped for meme head rubs

Sometimes when I'm frustrated with my dysautonomia I imagine Moist Critikal ranting about it Just him in his chair like "and suddenly it's like that episode of SpongeBob when Squidward gets covered in fuckin' cement, it's goddamn ridiculous!" It's surprisingly helpful

Miyazaki creating a world as beautifully horrific as #EldenRing and then saying the lore is for us to decide for each of our own selves is perhaps the biggest love letter to fiction I've ever experienced The king of headcanon truly

I understand my dog shitting in the middle of the floor when he's nervous the butthole is an unpredictable creature But why he gotta piss on things?? We have a puppy pad! and he chose to walk AWAY to piss on stuff that was not piss-on-able Rude

Number one thing businesses do to employees that immediately tanks morale: "You're too good in this position so we don't want to promote you" Ok? I'll just stop putting in any effort and maybe then you'll reward me you backwards motherfucker

Oh yeah happy Pride everyone lol

Lapp and me in the Ringed City without Patches to give cheek and be a bastard #DarkSouls3

In light of bluesky + a huge majority of other popular social media sites trying as hard as they can to destroy the livelihoods of people who make porn, I want to thank the non-creators who consistently stand up for us, support our work, share our posts, and treat us like they'd treat anyone else

Patches #EldenRing is the kind of guy to catcall men as his way of being a feminist Patches #DarkDouls1 is the kind of guy to catcall men hoping he gets slammed into the wall for it

Finally figured out how to draw ppl without eyebrows and #PatchesTheUntethered kinda 🥴🥴 I love this man I love #EldenRing I'm gonna put him into so many situations (will be drawing Lapp as well tee hee)

If anyone was trying to cure arachnophobia #DarkSouls1 may cure you with hot spider mommy It may also make it worse with hot spider mommy's horrifying fire bug children but y'know win some lose some I feel cured

If Miyazaki was cool he'd let the mending rune determine the consort you get at the end of #EldenRing I know that's not how it works but imagine how many ppl would lose their gourds being like "I'm gonna defile the world" but nope turns out it's you getting defiled at the honeymoon uwu

Wearing a t-shirt with a union jack while living in the US gives me the same feeling of power as T-posing on my enemies

If Seluvis were traditionally hot nobody would even care if he makes puppets but cause he looks like Sagawa from Yakuza 0 everybody got an issue with him being a creep Smh my head no class

Mushroom people

Mutual gay NTR might be my weakness Like it's so good, unhappy straight couple BOTH find out they're living a lie. You get the gays, the lesbians, AND the couple probably stay friends after finding out about each other Peak fiction I fear

Hot take: #EldenRing is less gross than other souls games After playing Dark Souls the Lands Between seem pretty... Tame, I guess. I spent way more time in Dark Souls going "eaugh wtf" than ER and idk I feel like that's how it should be Also give my egg head back dammit I raised that boy

simp-level theory: Patches The Untethered is a system and Lapp is his headmate Spoilers ahead for both #EldenRing and #DarkSouls3 So Patches does a lot of things in Elden Ring spanning from genuinely helpful like selling Margit's shackle, to genuinely mean spirited- (1/6)

Manners hot take: I don't think "please" is necessary as long as you for sure say "thank you" I feel like conveying what you need accurately is more important, showing gratitude can come after

Okay y'all I might be a freak but I really like the parkour in #DarkSouls1 I feel like a gaming god whenever I do a jump that pans out I know ppl hate it but dammit Blighttown and the Great Hollow are really fun to jump around and feel cool (Blighttown moving bridges very fun to sprint across also)

If you've never played #DarkSouls1 but you have a friend with a screenshot of Solaire's armour in what looks like a long lost tunnel place Just know, they probably took that screenshot sobbing lol

Dark Souls 2 had to live in Pate X Creighton subtitles and nuances in the 2010s And Elden Ring finally got to scream Miquella and Radahn are married From Software never gave up even for the gays

Finding Patches DS1 in the Tomb of The Giants when you've got a lamp out feels like when King Neptune takes the bag off his head Man GLOWS

I'm gonna be honest playing Elden Ring first made me like Dark Souls way more than if I had just played that one first I'm seeing so much stuff in a primitive state that they managed to do really well in ER like the wheelevator and an optional map-changing event So cool that From never gave up

Mr Moo returns after a long time! Sure that mighty fluffy bull enjoys some training efforts but he's still happy to relax a bit after long workout at the gym! 🐂✨ More versions on www.patreon.com/aliensymbol

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Got #DarkSoulsRemastered and the Great Wolf Sif fight is so beautiful The fact she keeps fighting until the very end even when visibly hurt is so badass. She wants a warrior's death even as she's struggling to hold her sword, I'm honoured to have granted her that Fuckin love FromSoftware

"People with ADHD are clumsy" I succeed in my irl speedrun hacks far more than I fail y'all just only notice when I eat shit and fall off my horse

Every time I defeat Godrick in #EldenRing I like to give Gostoc his minute to squish that guy into the mud lol In cut content he was canonically Godrick's son, and I think Godrick took his arm, so he deserves it as a treat

Old Cypress sketch 🐮✨

Neurotypical brain: aw man I feel hungry AuDHD brain: aw man my stomach hurts in that specific way and I haven't eaten in a while, that must mean I'm hungry The effort it takes to even acknowledge bodily needs... And neurotypicals STILL tell us we're stupid for getting overwhelmed at the shops

Soap will never escape the dumbarse allegations I fear (feat Gaz babysitting him) #CoDMWII #TomodachiLivingTheDream

The 141 boys have officially retired and they're living their best lives on my island uwu (Ghost is having fun I swear) #CoDMWII #TomodachiLivingTheDream

I could be having literally the best day of my entire life and neurotypicals would still be like "I can obviously tell that you're going through a terrible time will now give a nonconsensual hug"

Me explaining my DnD character: and his hair is made of weave bc he's so powerful and- Dungeon Master: so if he loses power or something he goes bald? Me: :| .... I suppose DM: *starts rubbing hands together like a fly* interesting...