Daddy got bigger

I know my autism came from my da because last night I was shutdown level overstimulated and instead of doing any neurotypical bullshit he no-words gave me my shark onesie right out the dryer so it was toasty

Remember your breach tactics when entering a catacombs Always look up, lest these lowly sort inflict hemorrhage upon thine arse Stay frosty fellow Tarnished #EldenRing

IT HAPPENED Today I was in a waiting room with my mum and an old western was playing They used Man Being Eaten By Alligator My mum goes "oh the Wilhelm scream" AND IT WAS MY TIME I've been waiting for this chance ever since I first saw the @hbomberguy.bsky.social video 🙏

As an autistic who brings a plushie everywhere, I appreciate baby changing stations in bathrooms It gives me a place to put my stuff lol

Pidia can I plsplspls buy the Seluvis puppet off you I've got so many runes and starlight shards whatever you want man I'll even give Ranni that really cool apple juice you made for her I would be an awful Elden Lord lmfao

I think eel might truly be the best shape of fish, even eel shaped non-eels like pipefish are peak Siphonophores are the eel raid boss, the longest boyos

"I do drugs every night" sure does sound a lot cooler than "I take my medicine before bed"

NEW CORAL JUST DROPPED

George RR Martin really out here keeping the fanfic reservoirs full for decades from GoT to Elden Ring He really gave us femboy twink Miquella X huge bara beefsman Radahn half brothers angst (Mohg also but that was Miquella's manipulation, these two are in love) Yap in alt uwu

It's kind of obvious that I love Sailor Moon and muscle furries, so this is what you got when you mix it xP This animation is from a long time ago. I had it on my to-do list, and I finally managed to organize everything enough to save it and share it. PS: I know... Mufasa XP

Preceptor Seluvis is Tsukasa Sagawa??? That's wild bc I've literally already written fanfics with my Yakuza OC X Sagawa Life is crazy

My Elden Ring enlightened take for cool fiction enjoyers: I really like Preceptor Seluvis Mostly bc his English voice acting gives my brain ASMR tingles especially when he leans in all whispery lmao I'm a simple shark More spoilery takes in the alt text

I have a legitimate phobia of things underwater like submerged and stuff But I also have a deep deep love for specifically deep sea creatures Born with AuDHD the contradiction brain and it just extends into my heart as well I guess

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

hi merle #oc #Merle

I'm not gonna lie Preceptor Seluvis' voice from Elden Ring is kindaaaa 🥴🥴 Idk it's just got a weird whispery quality that activates the back of my brain and also his hat is very cool like a space mushroom And 'free' human puppets who doesn't want that (Milos summon my beloved)

tapping the sign

Dogs are smart, you can even give them an ultimatum if you explain it in a way they understand Mine wanted my food and he was laying right next to me. He stood up, which meant he would try to paw at me or be rude, so I pointed to my side then to the floor a few times He laid back down slowly lmao

Do you guys think misbegotten can purr? I think they can and do actively when they're comfortable enough (which is why it doesn't happen in-game) I'd like to pet them and hold them and appreciate them like they deserve He's literally so eepy rn #EldenRing #VigeogamePhotography

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

As a pornographer myself, I feel... weird about creators who make distinctions between porn and other adult/sexual content. If you defend porn, your work will ALSO be defended. Don't be afraid to get down in the mud with us. You're gonna end up here anyway.

eggies 👽 #oc #Afton #nsfw

ELDEN RING LORE‼️ Godrick the Grafted/Golden is such a coward according to Kenneth and others who talk about him But goddamn he's so cool his design goes so hard and his voice acting and dialogue and cutscenes it's all flames He's the coolest craven in the Lands Between on Marika

Freedom Through Blood taken at Castle Morne in Weeping Peninsula #EldenRing #VideogamePhotography

Is it too much to ask for a horribly scarred/disfigured boyfriend that's twice my size and has the muscle of a bara manga man? A simple request, really

Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡ Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Hear me out If ppl in Elden Ring say "Marika's tits!" As an exclamation would they also say "Radagon's balls!" 🤔 Vikings irl did it with Odin, which is where I assume they got it for Marika And if they don't like Radagon they can say "Radagon's red balls!" Since he hated his hair colour lol

When you get reborn by Rennala I wish there was a really small chance she fucks it up and the player pops out as a shitty useless juvenile scholar I just think that would be really funny, like Rennala is happy she's like "a new sweeting" and you're malding lol

For anyone in the US that has struggled to not buy things during the blackout: I am not buying the Elden Ring DLC despite the game being my new special interest You got this

Everywhere I go the fishes come up to say hello and it always makes my day Such a silly lil guy fr fr

The "male loneliness epidemic" could be fixed pretty fast if ppl started teaching consent from as early as possible. I know that's a "hot take" since consent is associated with sex but it's literally in everything Asking for a hug - that's consent Asking if they'd like food - that's consent

Five Heartbeats Husbando Candidate His whereabouts are a mystery, his thoughts are unpredictable, but he is willing to whisper in your ear when you are confused Are you willing to be guided by him? 【Grasp his outstretched hand】 【Stand alone against the tide】

I've been playing Raven II and I love that the enemies ragdoll and gib it's the best thing ever Combine it with the auto combat and sometimes my character will turn on a dime to decimate an unsuspecting mob it's so funny

Five Heartbeats is a FVN that immerses you in urban romance. You will play a young male who has just moved in. With the daily lives of the five main characters as the core. The free DEMO is about to be released on Steam, supporting English! Stay tuned!

Everyone I need you to stop what you're doing and look at this bottle and the impeccable shape of it Herdez you incredible incredible condiment company you've created quite possibly the best shaped bottle in the world with a lid that brings it all together (can you tell I'm autistic yet lol)

So if the visitors in No I'm Not A Human are from something crawling in their ear... Does that mean most autistic people will be fine? I know I at least am quite literally always wearing headphones or earbuds I think I'd survive

don't make him blow the whistle

ELDEN RING SPOILERS So only finger maidens can level tarnished up, and it's implied maidens are only women... And Melina gives you the power to level up after she goes to do her own shit I'm going to take this as my guy tarnished getting a cooch this is great hole ahead therefore try fingers

Neurotypicals will go through hundreds of dollars of bad tasting gum because they "need something to do with their mouth" and then criticise chewlery which is significantly less of a cost dump You may have the chew stim so long as you don't break the sacred code of cringe I guess

My lil bro and I use hella reaction gifs and by far this is the most used one by both of us Whenever some sad shit happens or even a mild inconvenience this gif is whipped out lol

So y'know how when you're petting a cat sometimes they randomly choose violence and just attack your arm? And catgirls are half cat... You better keep your dick safe during a blowie I'm just saiyan

When I had to do the weird psych eval thing to get my top surgery I was asked about feelings I'm anticipating for after and dr dude was like "It won't always be novel will you still be happy when it wears off" Idk when it's gonna wear off bc years later I still am sometimes like "hell yeah no tits"

I'm not gonna lie seeing how small my character Ambrose is in Godrick's chair is kinda 🥴🥴 like Godrick could really manhandle Ambie y'know My "hear me out"s only continue to get worse lmfao (I'll include a pic of Godrick for the unaware)

Pro-tip I've discovered for Elden Ring and other soulslike games to keep the tilt at bay Listen to lofi hip hop, or your relaxing tunes of choice If I ever die and lose all my runes I just take a few moments to listen to the chill beats and I'm ready to get back to locking in

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

Geese are so cool bc they will always respond when you make noise, and they generally do it at the same volume as what you said so it feels like you're discussing with them There's a conservatory with a goose and duck zone I go to sometimes and I like sitting by the fence with them they're chill

Why is a class action lawsuit against Amazon alleging Prime Day is a scam getting zero coverage by mainstream media? Could it be because media outlets get a cut when a customer purchases a Prime Day product when clicking through their featured deals? h/t @juddlegum.bsky.social