Dallas, I’ll be at Hyena’s Comedy Club this Friday for two shows only. This is the only night I’m in town, so if you want to see me live, this is the one to come to. Grab your seats now: Early 8p: bit.ly/DalHyenasEarly1225 Late 10p: bit.ly/DalHyenasLate1225 #comedy #dallastx #dal #dallastexas

Dallas, I’ll be at Hyena’s Comedy Club this Friday for two shows only. This is the only night I’m in town, so if you want to see me live, this is the one to come to. Grab your seats now: Early 8p: bit.ly/DalHyenasEarly1225 Late 10p: bit.ly/DalHyenasLate1225 #comedy #dallastx #dal #dallastexas

Ya boy is a mere 4 followers away from 100 on Bands In Town. Getting to 100 allows me to gain better insights and marketing options from the platform. Do ya boy a solid and go follow me there? Thanks! www.bandsintown.com/a/15495454

Yesterday for the 6th annual ROAST OF MY FACE we raised $1280 for the Houston Food Bank! ✅ it's triple match right now so we really raised $3840 ✅ $1 = 3 meals so that's 11,520 meals provided I'll put the @BarryOnDeck community up against ANYONE! So proud of US! ❤️

It's finally LIVE!! I've been working on this idea for a loooong time and the store is finally up and running. Go check it out: 1starkids.com

I just canceled Tired of getting screwed over

I am so sick of this shit. Becasue of corporate greed by both @fubo-tv.bsky.social and @nbcuniversal.com , I can’t watch Sunday Night Football. Both sides can kiss my ass.

New ride share idea! #rideshare #uber #lyft #funny

Thought I'd faught off whatever I was feeling yesterday morning. Night before last I had a killer headache, and thought it was gone but it's back and I feel like shit. Sorry to do this but no show today. Wouldn't be much fun even if I did. Going to rest and try again tomorrow.

I’m not proud of this, but this might be the dumbest joke, and perhaps dumbest thing, I’ve ever said in my whole entire life 🤦‍♂️ #StandUpComedy #comedy #ComediansLife #standupcomedian #dadjokes

People are calling POTUS, THROATUS and I can’t stop laughing about it. 🤣 He went from a dictator to a dick taster in one email.

Look, I'll admit it, I'm old. I had no clue that Facebook was also a dating app. 🤦‍♂️ #facebook #dating #datingapp #facebookmarketplace #old

A few weeks ago I was invited to the ESPN 97.5 listener party to roast all of the on air talent. I have FINALLY uploaded the full roast video to my @BarryOnDeck Patreon. If you're not a member, you can still buy it and watch it: www.patreon.com/posts/roast-... Enjoy!

Today I did my 1000th episode of my podcast, Barry On Deck. To everyone that's been apart of it, I say thank you from the bottom of my congested heart. To the rest of you that don't watch, gfy.

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So our government doesn’t have enough money to keep the lights on, and NOW Trump wants to sue them (us) for $230 million? The good news is: he said if he wins, he’s gonna give the money to charity. The bad news is: Charity is somebody he met on Epstein Island

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I've said it before and I'll say it again (and I'm going to keep saying it): THIS TEXANS OFFENSE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS TEXANS DEFENSE! Period. #Texans #HouVsSea #Houston #HTownMade

After game 1, during game 2, I tried to told y'all the #BlueJays would win that series! That said, #Dodgers in 5. Why? They have the best player to ever play the game ever in the history of ever.

Sheesh, the #Texans are embarrassing.

Not @espn.com being total Bama honks. This network gets worse by the day. picking a 1 loss #Bama team over undefeated #TAMU team is stupid. These idiots probably still have the #Yankees favored to win the world series. #ESPN stands for Every Sports Pundit's Nauseating www.espn.com/video/clip/_...

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I've been trying to tell y'all the following teams were overrated: ✅ Arizona State ✅ Illinois ✅ Texas Tech ✅ Iowa State And you can put Texas on that list. Only one I was wrong about was Indiana (so far). #collegefootball

Sat down to watch the #tamu game (had it recorded) and at the half @espn.com decides to move the game to ESPN News so they can air the #Longhorns game 🤡 They MOVE the #4 team in the country to air the #21 Longhorns, who are pulling their dicks vs UK 🙄 Man fuck all the way off. #TRASH as network

I was trying to make a video at lunch on Friday and this dude RUDELY interrupted me! #theusualsuspects #reunion #tus #comingsoon

You ever notice that white people only complain about the half-time show when it's not a white person? 🤔 #nfl #halftimeshow #badbunny

DAMN the NY Football Giants are suddenly really fun to watch. #nfl #football #nyg #gmen

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2 out of 5 being Broncos is WILD

I love being a #comedian, and #theroad is part of the fun, but nothing makes me happier than hitting "home" on the navigation and pointing my car towards #Houston because it means I'll be seeing my beautiful wife soon. 2000 miles down, 500 to go! #roadlife #comedy #comedylife #gross

Aubrey’s FG range. #Cowboys #Packers #SNF #MicahParsons #JerryJones #DakPrescott

“This is going to be the worse SB half time show EVER.” #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Superbowl #BadBunny

How is this possible? 🤯🤷‍♂️ PSA: #Houston is HOT! Also, we have a lot of traffic, so nobody else should probably move here anymore, ever. #houstontexas #mindblown #hot #htx

It’s wild to me that people will defend the constitution like their freedom depends on it, but won’t when it actually does.

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This is what happens when you're a big time famous comedian like me. #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy #comedian #standupcomic #famous

Well I just gave #GoogleBanana a try. That was trash. It kept messing up my image and telling me it would fix it but then just gave me the exact same image until it said "sorry I can't make you any more images today" I'll just stick with #ChatGPT

I’m curious: The #NFL is holding a moment of silence for #CharlieKirk across the league, but who’s it for? Didn’t all his followers and supporters abandon the league and stop watching back when @kaepernick7.bsky.social was kneeling to protest sensless, needless, unprovoked deaths?

Dallas running the draw on 3rd to just set him up bc they knew he'd hit is quietly one of the coldest things I've ever seen

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the great part about playing QB in the NFL is in 2-4 weeks most people will forget the drops and say dak underperformed by looking at the box score

Toddler jumping into a ball pit ass throw

If you're not following Mina Kimes for all things #NFL, you're a big ol' dumb ass. Great follow.

MATH COMES FOR EVERYONE

🎶"I've got shows. In different area codes"🎶 - Come catch one! #standupcomedy #standuplife #comed #Standupcomedian #roadlife

1/* ATTN HOUSTON COMICS it's time again for a #comedy workshop at Punch Line Houston. This Monday September 8 at 6pm, followed by the "Pros And Joes" open mic at 7pm. This time around we'll be discussing #JOKEWRITING. Here's just a few of the topics we'll cover in this workshop: (cont...)

A.V.A.I.L.S. = “Actively Viewing And Ignoring Low-level Stand-ups” #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #standup #avails #comedylife

Some of y’all think you bought a mic with your ticket. Newsflash: you didn’t. 😂 #StandUpComedy #ComedyClips #Hecklers #ComediansLife #ComedyShow #CrowdControl #FunnyVideo #ComedyFans #Relatable

I remember a time not long ago when I said Yordon should hit 2nd when he comes back and people said I was crazy

RIP