I assume this us the work of @goblinspod.bsky.social

Early results are in and the turkeys think that Christmas sounds fantastic, they can't wait for it!

Nursing, midwifery, medicine and allied healthcare professionals are already regulated! If the 'expert' you're paying isn't part of a regulated body THEY'RE NOT A HEALTHCARE PRACTITIONER.

A special section and fancy-ass shelving unit for instant porridge cups. Humanity is so fucked.

I thought it was coffee beans then looked closer (go on, zoom in). This is undoubtedly a Langoliers shirt 😱 @omarandjohhny.bsky.social

I have been fine all day; I get home, put on exercise clothes and my abs start to hurt! Can my abs have PTSD from yesterday's workout? It was certainly traumatic. #crunches

'We don't need to pay reparations for something we helped end'

Pet owners, I realised today that 1 of thr 3 cats who use my garden 💩 has worms. I can narrow it down but don't know where their owners live. Should I be making some effort to find them or inform them? It looks to be a pretty heavy infestation, will there be other symptoms?

I am sorting through body parts and listening to true crime podcasts. As you do.

This is a little bit of woodland near my local shopping centre and THAT is either wild garlic or wild leek, but I am sure you can understand a complete lack of desire to get any closer to confirm which 🫢👃

I continue to undergo regular garden inspections. I didn't to evidence the seal of approval my weeding got but the neighbour's may blossom meets acceptable standards.

Charles getting ready to visit the USA...

Thank goodness our PM uses his tough negotiation tactics for doctors who want to be paid fairly and not war mongering paedophiles.

I have bemoaned this before (and shall again, doubtless) but there's nothing quite as uniquely irritating as having dreams about not being able to get to sleep 😮‍💨

Yesterday (in the sunshine, before the hailstones!!) I spotted this Tait-mourner who probably encapsulates a lot of current feeling. Edinburgh graveyards never disappoint.

Chocolate sponge made with oat flour. Almond butter icing between the layers. Chocolate fudge icing outside. This is what I do with a week off. 👩‍🍳

Netanyahu: The people of Iran should overthrow their leadership.

*Ahem* It's OUR health service, come for it you come for all of us.

Bit of a whine but as someone who has always known things were shite and doggedly kept going, I'm getting a bit tired with the negative attitude from people who bombarded me with their inane positivity before they had a clue.

🗣🗣🗣

Yesterday I was preparing for a three course meal (competition win) but on the way I got sick so in fact haven't eaten in nearly 24hrs. I also got to be sick in a pub bathroom, something I've never done before 🤦‍♀️

I listened to the Pitcairn Trials podcast while painting furniture. It was therefore ESSENTIAL that I listened to a couple episodes of Lady Killers just to feel better.

🤔…both.

Starting my day off arranging the flowers a colleague gave me as a gift

Two big, wet (smelly) dogs on the bus today meant for the first time in a while my allergies were triggered in public.

I was using a colleague's office today and they had the If poem on the wall. share.google/gyY3fPEogjwu... And that bothers me because that's a load of toxic masculinity, isn't it? Poetry experts wanna help?

Today I used the work-related discount to save money on new trainers. The amount I saved, I managed to spend elsewhere on chocolate 🍫 👍

Reminded by the radio, I checked out my shopping breakdown and honestly wondering how you can eat more than I do.

Three times today I was careful to recognise my professional boundaries

So so grateful that one of my wisdom teeth could choose now to start playing up. I definitely feel like my family are challenging me but I don't need new teeth as proof.

A Merry Christmas to you and yours from the boys. I am assured the snowperson is not being held against their will.

I ran a little workshop where I helped lab staff make natural bath soaks (oats & dried flowers). It was very nice but I think the smell of chamomile now lives in my skin 🌼👩‍🦰🌼

I assume the Trump warships will be quite cheap to make; no need for long-range weapons since they'll only be shooting on their own fleet; no defensive structures since they'll only engage non-military opponents and will sacrifice other ships to protect themselves.

I got another sticker for my water bottle 😁

Colleague has a reindeer toy decoration but they won't sit up nicely so I added some explanatory accessories 🤭

A very kind, generous person at work has gifted me a moral dilemma for Christmas

Been meaning to acknowledge for a while that the BBC Panorama thing is unacceptable. Making it looks like Trump's speech had a coherent message is just perpetuating a dangerous lie.

Greetings from gift wrapping central BTW. My sister added family members to buy for, not considering the logistics of my Christmas shopping. 👶

Movie watching. Description: after his wife is killed a doctor turns vigilante. Me: 🤨 let's see how they they make that make sense. *Opening scene of surgery.* Me: ✋️ say no more

Trump: I'm the president of peace Half of Europe: reinstates national service

Saw mortgage advisor today. He was explaining that we look to get the best currently available rate not better than my current (fixed term) rate and looked in the records for my current rate then laughed 😄 'yeah, won't get that now' 🤨

When shopping with paternal grandmother I learnt it was inevitable we would stop for coffee and a cake. My dad is going one further by suggesting we start at the cafe. 🧁☕️ Testing my will power!

Global warming, the consequences: There is currently a spider on my living room ceiling that is walking about like it's drunk. It keeps loosing its grip, falling and having to climb back up its web. This spider should be dead, there has been no dignity for spiders this autumn/winter.

You would be amazed how many retail people see this and stop using spoken language back to you 😄

What happens when a tree gets a jump-scare?

Today I saw a potential Maga in the wild. (I retain some caution because of Halloween yesterday.) White male 20 to 25, blond hair, blue suit (no tie) and a real, red Maga baseball cap. I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.

Walking along a corridor and I caught this completely out of context moment. Consultant: 💁‍♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you? Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES

I have a scratchy throat, sniffles and a temperature. Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week

I'm seeing so many new mushrooms this year. IDK if it's me looking or weather/climate etc but it's such fun!

A roadrunner. Meep meep! I love them so much, lol.