/ i miss my “morrigan and kieran in cql/mdzs” AU. it’s a crossover but only for the two of them.

/ sup.

The Veil does not look particularly guarded to me…

@vorashivans.bsky.social Well, well, what have we here?

[Shapeshifting into her lynx form. Do NOT pet her.]

[Shapeshifting into her lynx form. Do NOT pet her.]

/ need to write a thread detailing how/why my morrigan got to fictional fantasy ancient china but i’m so lazy

❝well, well, what have we here?❞ — morrigan. — #DARP | #MVRP | #RPSKY — mv / ms. — writer has not played veilguard. — more info below.

/ whimpering and whining why is she so hot

[Disgusted noise.]

/ forgot this account existed 💀 my apologies

What will I do? Get rid of your headache, of course—provided you allow it.

Cease with the bellyaching. ‘Tis an easy fix. Come here

[Setting up her campfire.]

/ trying my best to keep playing veilguard but my computer is barely able to run it and it’s super glitchy :( probably only got about 5 hours in

@dragonsouled.bsky.social Little bird.

Are pools of blood what passes for decoration these days?

Nope! She just keeps racing away as fast as her little legs can carry her.

/ selective.

/ she’s so hot i’m going crazy

[She snatches whatever food (the Reader) was carrying and darts away, in her cat form the whole time.]

[If you see a large house cat with golden eyes and a smaller house cat with golden eyes…no, you don’t.]

/ LEWD-FOCUSED ACCOUNTS DNI. especially if you’re into taboo stuff.

[Her lips are stained berry-red from all of the blackberries she’s been consuming.]

/ stolen 🫶🏻 (selective)

/ stolen 🫶🏻 (selective)

/ choosing to ignore everything i’ve heard about morrigan in veilguard so far, but i must admit she looks incredibly hot lmao 😭

Morrigan, 2023 #DragonAge #Morrigan #DAO #DAI #DAV

Morrigan 🧎‍♀️ #Morrigan #dragonage #dragonageveilguard

[‘Tell me you love me. Come back to haunt me.’]

Morrigan will always be my Dragon Age favorite #dragonage #morrigan

Kieran, do not pester that man. He is no merchant.

[She’s a very big fan of China’s hot springs.]

/ i’ve played like 3 hours of veilguard and then i got hit with the “all of your saves suddenly won’t load” glitch and that killed my enjoyment of the game lol

[Whatever happened to our love? I wish I understood—it used to be so nice; it used to be so good.]

/ listening to “does your mother know” (the mamma mia movie cover) and thinking about MILFigan

/ consider: morrigan has a puma form and kieran has a puma cub form

/ how has no one snapped this MILF up yet

My son. Never where you expect him to be, naturally.

[Making herself a new cloak with wool from sheep she’d raised and shorn herself.]

"Rest and be grateful." 𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐢𝐬

She can feel the lyrium pulsing through the air, disturbing his otherwise non-magical aura—if she understands why, she keeps it to herself, and if she doesn’t, she does the same. “Suit yourself, then. Keep your secrets.”

“I have never met you before in my life. How could I possibly know whether or not you have been stung?”

“Then I DEARLY HOPE you take care to avoid being stung.”

“It simply cannot be helped, then. You could perhaps stay in your home forever and avoid all changes of interacting with any mages that way.”

“‘Tis such a shame. One might also then suggest you move to another realm.”

“One might suggest you remove yourself from their vicinity, then.”

Oh? If you heard laughter at your misfortune, ‘twas not I.

[As it turns out, China does NOT have lyrium. This fucking sucks.]