Welcome folks to Mini's Mini Interview with the devs behind #purrfectapawcalypse and #coolkidcody @90percentandy.bsky.social and @90percentdenny.bsky.social! [1/6] 🧵

🌙-Awww they’re a cute coup- Wait a spell? Mini looked endlessly confused, only aware of what was going to happen too little too late “Huh? I’m not a c-“

🌙-Mini takes a not very subtle sigh of relief at seeing Coco. Not due to knowing her in particular despite a strange resemblance to someone else, but more she doubts someone that… small could really be a murderer in the woods Mini would also lean in to whisper to Brownie “Is this that girlfriend?”

🌙-"Hey you guys wont mind if I just..."

🍫"Pretty good all things considered, you know besides missing gods knows how many days of work being here." Brownie would sorta just clear her throat, not being used to exactly holding conversations with anyone besides her close circle these days. "I guess, how about you?"

I, Simon the Digger am quite fond of this "Lunatches"

"You know, I never went to check any of the files on Lagann... what's this? a... bluesky? sounds interesting"

🍫-Despite the supposed rarity, the girl didn't seem all too impressed about the appearance of another Cool Kid, if anything it looked like she cared LESS "Seems so... kind of a boring change of pace compared to a literal other me though"

"rich coming from an actual pussy"

“Do you even have to ask bestie? Even got some chocolate we can sha- Oh wait, nevermind on that”

“Nothing much, just slacking off at work texting my gal. How about you other me?”

“People just can’t handle my swagger”

"This woman doesn't know how to treat customers well.."-Peter "I believe she can get my name right one of these days!"-Holden "I broke her leg"-Juvie All these reviews left recently is this the first Barista with a combined star amount of negative 5???

[Ted Higgins joins parody Bluesky...in the most boring way possible...] #purrfectapawcalypse

guess who's back motherfuckers

For his birthday, I now open submissions for “Saying things as: Patches Ito!” Feel free to include some other characters if ya wish. Just comment it down below or qrt #purrfectapawcalypse

Decided to make some #DEATHBATTLE thumbnails for the two #coolkidcody matchups I like

“Why would I need to volunteer? Everyone does the work for me” *Her confusion over the question was soon overshadowed by the curiosity over the house. The door was cute, but everything began to freak her out a bit. If she didn’t know better Mini would think she’s about to be murdered*

“Mhm, well more manage than really run it. But that’s just semantics” *She has yet to realize that this sounds literally insane for an 18 year old to anyone not from Hella City*

*It really was in fact, creepy as hell. Though the question did help distract from this slasher movie paradise* “Well technically I RUN a school, it’s actually not as hard as it sounds” *She doesn’t mention the time she got her ass beat by two students*

“You know some people tend to think I would murder someone at a moment’s notice. They’re wrong but the service industry makes me wish they were right”

“I think we should normalize speaking in cat puns and yelling out cute attack names during fights send skeet” #coolkidcody

“Sounds like a plan! And hey she might be more willing to help since ya know”

so you know how some stands have alternate universe counterparts in jojo? here’s one for aster’s stand :3

Support the Mini agenda for Mini vs Mittens (she solos I did the math) #coolkidcody

“Really? That could be a real big help…” *Mini seems really grateful, especially with the fact these two just exchanged names*

Hiya y’all! My break officially ends today! By tomorrow I’ll try and be in full swing!

I know I already haven’t been on as much as I’d like But I’m on break officially now due to outside circumstances Stay safe

THE AGE OF GODS IS OVER NO MORE WET WILLIES FOLLOW ME AND YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN BE WEDGIED RISE UPPPP!!!

Try not to get scared! (Scariest stories in hella!!!)

The female species

Girls!!

//OOC Straight up webbing this fish bruh

Next up is the very straight man of the group Holden! Voiced by the lovely @justice07.bsky.social! #coolkidcody

unless carefully selected, raw fish can be toxic and dangerous. this is a subtle reference to the fact that rawfish isn't a trustworthy member of this community and has been consistently involved with criminal or pedophilic activity

Bit late to the party with this but might as well say this If you support rawfish just block me, I want nothing to do with you (Those of you who kinda just reclaim PA:IF characters separate from rawfish are okay tho)

“Well that… sure is something alright! Mhm!” *Cody is quietly scared but relieved about that entire sentence* “So if you’re retired, why exactly are you here. And look like you’re still ready and willing to ‘mince’”

*The precariously placed nuke on the table falls idfk lmao*

*dear gods look what you did*

*oh FUCK it was a skill issue! But he can't admit that out loud!* "uh nuh uh!!"

“When I try to my head feels like it’s gonna split apart” *Mini takes out her phone to check her contacts, and she immediately puts her phone away* “Nope! None at all! Seems the whole change also wiped my phone!” “Oh right, I’m Mini. Don’t wear it out”

Different type of post this today, we're actually looking for VAs! If you're interested in voicing any of the listed characters, fire a dm to me! #Coolkidcody

Next we get to the wimpy pizza boy! Who will be voiced by the great @mitwinkie.bsky.social! #coolkidcody

since the number inches closer every time I don't expect, send me some shit to voice for when I hit 100 followers

Now onto our board and savior! The amazing Greatboard! (otherwise known as Mini) Who will be voiced by @spexnervibez.bsky.social! #coolkidcody

Guys I won’t lie I would take the turbo granny’s offer

“Well I mean, could be worse! Granted I don’t think being stuck here is ideal”

Now for our local carolina reaper! Juvie will be voiced by the magnificent @magmoxie.bsky.social!

YEAHHHH

“Well… I was wandering the streets completely dazed. And before I knew it, something rises from the ground and…” *Mini suddenly puts her hand on her head. Clearly being strained from even trying to remember* “Dammit…! I… don’t know…” @corgisupreme.bsky.social