im trippin balls on space gas

enterprise movie night is canceled because you buffoons will not stop asking for star wars. i hate that movie. luke skywalker is a little bitch

just learned about lesbians. hell yeah sisters. women rule.

the T in James T. Kirk stands for Turtle. i chose it myself because i love that animal

bones has turned himself into a pickle

computer show me vulcan feet pics

captains log star date who gives a fuck

i actually have no idea how to fly this thing im glad i dont have to

need my kirkussy ate

this is a reminder to all staff that klingon costumes are not allowed for the Enterprise halloween party. not only are they culturally insensitive, i also just shot mr chekhov by accident because he came around a corner really fast and i thought he was a real klingon

labubu

aw shit i think we just time traveled again

i only know the names of like 5 people on this starship half these guys could be stowaways and id be none the wiser

the reason they haven’t made a lego enterprise yet is because i dont think i look good as a minifigure and i wont let them make it without me

we just found hatsune miku she’s real

jesus christ i thought i saw a tribble and i nearly shit myself thankfully it was just one of mr spock’s hairballs

This is a message to all crew PLEASE stop saying you are “kirkin’ it”