Quote of the day: "I haven't jerked off with my left hand since the days of dial-up." --Me

Quote of the day: "Whatever is the most vodka effective. *cost Your phone just called you a professional." --Me and @hoytthewolf.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "You've seen chick's pop ping pong balls out their pussy, but have you ever seen a fur fag full auto ass blast naval oranges?" --Me

Sometimes it feels like I have the entire world in my hands, looking down into the beauty and complexity, and i want to weep in awe and dispare at the brokenness. We must become one people. Everywhere.

Quote of the day: "Oh Cornflakes is coming? That's perfect. I need to cuddle fuck that beautiful sob again bad!" --Me Ft: @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "It's only illegal if you get caught putting your mushroom in the police station." -- Me

Quote of the day: "And in that moment, i had an overwhelming sense of sobriety." -- @bennkitsune.bsky.social

I've been so incredibly horny the last couple of days... SEND RAUNCHY NUDES!!

A good friend of mine just launched their Ravelights Kickstarter!!! They are wearable, tuggable, syncable, wall mountable lights that honestly are really cool. Imagine walking into a room or dance and syncing your light to everyone else. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cor...

Horny on my flight. 🥵

Quote of the day: "I never realized how much my day could be improved by a shot of gin and warm water splashing against my ass." --Me

Quote of the day: "You know what they say about XL toys... practice makes prolapse!" --Anonymous

🪩When your at the LEG frat dances, your either "feeling yourself" or your feeling "something" else... Back in the washrooms there is definitely a lot more of that something else going on. 🍆💦 🎨@baileyx.bsky.social #LambdaEpsilonGamma #LEG #Frat

Sleezey and risky always makes me cum hard. I tried shoving my knot in but every time I tried their claws dug into my balls. Might need to take a dose of DoxyPep after this session... heh~ 🎨: @illbarks.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "Did you change my cock color? Or did they?" --me

Philomena!!

I'm gonna make a really unpopular opinion about AI usage: I think it should grow. This isn't an argument pro plagiarism, but more anti-capitalism. Artists don't want their works absorbed by the algorithm and made into new art. The majority argument is based on monetary gain. Remove that factor. 1/2

Quote of the day: "So.. your grandpa died.. am I sorry for your loss? Or sorry you had to deal with an arrogant asshole for so long?" --Me

Quote of the day: "I don't want to die peacefully in my sleep, I wanna die crying and gasping for air, drowning in deer cum!" --me

Good news! He's gonna die quicker! www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...

Did someone say Fat Cock Friday?

Quote of the day: " @vikhyena.bsky.social's IQ test came back negative. Also she is pregnant." --Me

"Beware of Dog" Can't say the mailman wasn't warned. ~ www.patreon.com/SigmaX ~

IM DOING MY PART

Hi, did you need something? Give me a few minutes and I'll be right with you.

Fair warning to friends and followers alike! You're bound to see more of me than you may already know >;3

I-i can be your good boy! I promise!

It's that time of year

Puppy tail in need! Want to help a poor boy out?

Quote of the day: "Ah yes, a horse in his natural Italian." -- @geekwere.bsky.social

Okie-dokaly-neigborooni!

Real smooth Russell, really. Such a charmer 🙄 First posted on Patreon! Consider supporting me there if you wanna see it the moment I post it and not some time later!

Is this what you meant by "heavy metal"?

The people of Palestine have built their homes their livelihood and their future in a sliver of land. The Israeli people have methodically whittled away the land the Palestinians conquered long before any of us were born. I do not condone the actions of terrorism, but I understand their fear. (Cont)

Did someone say Fat Cock Friday?

Grown in Idaho

Quote of the day: "The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of This Bitch!" --me ft. @solaubie.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "Washing the jars and such for processing the tomatoes. Did ya need a ride? I do accept sexual favors as payment. Call me the road-head equivalent of Uber.." --Me (oh god why?)

Quote of the day: "The amount of deer cum that came out of me this morning gave me ptsd!" --me

Quote of the day: "Now if only my vibrator batteries would charge as fast as my apple pencil!" -Lauren Birch

I’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

Made it to Furvana!

PSA: For many users a recent update reverted content settings back to "default" and back to hiding any NSFW posts.

So the extended comments make clear that YouTube is a big target and will use this bill to go after any trans-focus content or transgender creators, like Sophie From Mars, Jessie Gender, or even people like me who are simply just trans people making unrelated content. This is a FRIGHTENING bill.

I wrote about Senator Blackburn making it quite clear that she intends KOSA to silence "the transgender," and wondering how the hell Democrats like @schatz.bsky.social can still support the law.

JFC 😂

Quote of the day: "So I did what anyone else would do, I slid into a rubber pony’s dms.” -- @sci_phile (Kyle Hill)

Repost if you'd help a lion out with this 👀

Quote of the day: "Vik has the biggest dick I've ever seen on a girl. And I've experienced alot of girl dick..." --Me