Holy crap everyone! It's been so simple this whole time! The way to stop another staged assassination attempt of our pedophile felon president is just to let him have his illegal ballroom! Its just that easy! 🙄🙄 www.axios.com/2026/04/26/t...

TACO walked it back!

Quote of the day: "Im drunk, im kinda high, I wanna get slam fucked to Nirvana again." --Me

That holding call was BULLSHIT

Call this game Charlie Kirk the way the Patriots aren't coming back

The bananas were AI. Do not @ me.

Watching the Super Bowl with a bunch of kinksters, and we have an estim setup to shock people anytime the opposing team scores; We’ve added an addendum to also shock everyone anytime there’s an ad about AI

Besides the cake, Lady Gaga was the only white thing on the stage, and im here for it!

I think we should all try to make goals for self improvement and find ways to be better. However.. This year, im advocating for everyone's New Years resolution in 2026 to just be surviving it...

Quote of the day: "I haven't jerked off with my left hand since the days of dial-up." --Me

Quote of the day: "Whatever is the most vodka effective. *cost Your phone just called you a professional." --Me and @hoytthewolf.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "You've seen chick's pop ping pong balls out their pussy, but have you ever seen a fur fag full auto ass blast naval oranges?" --Me

Sometimes it feels like I have the entire world in my hands, looking down into the beauty and complexity, and i want to weep in awe and dispare at the brokenness. We must become one people. Everywhere.

Quote of the day: "Oh Cornflakes is coming? That's perfect. I need to cuddle fuck that beautiful sob again bad!" --Me Ft: @cornflakeswolf.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "It's only illegal if you get caught putting your mushroom in the police station." -- Me

Quote of the day: "And in that moment, i had an overwhelming sense of sobriety." -- @bennkitsune.bsky.social

I've been so incredibly horny the last couple of days... SEND RAUNCHY NUDES!!

A good friend of mine just launched their Ravelights Kickstarter!!! They are wearable, tuggable, syncable, wall mountable lights that honestly are really cool. Imagine walking into a room or dance and syncing your light to everyone else. www.kickstarter.com/projects/cor...

Horny on my flight. 🥵

Quote of the day: "I never realized how much my day could be improved by a shot of gin and warm water splashing against my ass." --Me

Quote of the day: "You know what they say about XL toys... practice makes prolapse!" --Anonymous

🪩When your at the LEG frat dances, your either "feeling yourself" or your feeling "something" else... Back in the washrooms there is definitely a lot more of that something else going on. 🍆💦 🎨@baileyx.bsky.social #LambdaEpsilonGamma #LEG #Frat

Sleezey and risky always makes me cum hard. I tried shoving my knot in but every time I tried their claws dug into my balls. Might need to take a dose of DoxyPep after this session... heh~ 🎨: @illbarks.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "Did you change my cock color? Or did they?" --me

Philomena!!

I'm gonna make a really unpopular opinion about AI usage: I think it should grow. This isn't an argument pro plagiarism, but more anti-capitalism. Artists don't want their works absorbed by the algorithm and made into new art. The majority argument is based on monetary gain. Remove that factor. 1/2

Quote of the day: "So.. your grandpa died.. am I sorry for your loss? Or sorry you had to deal with an arrogant asshole for so long?" --Me

Quote of the day: "I don't want to die peacefully in my sleep, I wanna die crying and gasping for air, drowning in deer cum!" --me

Good news! He's gonna die quicker! www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023...

Did someone say Fat Cock Friday?

Quote of the day: " @vikhyena.bsky.social's IQ test came back negative. Also she is pregnant." --Me

"Beware of Dog" Can't say the mailman wasn't warned. ~ www.patreon.com/SigmaX ~

IM DOING MY PART

Hi, did you need something? Give me a few minutes and I'll be right with you.

Fair warning to friends and followers alike! You're bound to see more of me than you may already know >;3

I-i can be your good boy! I promise!

It's that time of year

Puppy tail in need! Want to help a poor boy out?

Quote of the day: "Ah yes, a horse in his natural Italian." -- @geekwere.bsky.social

Okie-dokaly-neigborooni!

Real smooth Russell, really. Such a charmer 🙄 First posted on Patreon! Consider supporting me there if you wanna see it the moment I post it and not some time later!

Is this what you meant by "heavy metal"?

The people of Palestine have built their homes their livelihood and their future in a sliver of land. The Israeli people have methodically whittled away the land the Palestinians conquered long before any of us were born. I do not condone the actions of terrorism, but I understand their fear. (Cont)

Did someone say Fat Cock Friday?

Grown in Idaho

Quote of the day: "The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of This Bitch!" --me ft. @solaubie.bsky.social

Quote of the day: "Washing the jars and such for processing the tomatoes. Did ya need a ride? I do accept sexual favors as payment. Call me the road-head equivalent of Uber.." --Me (oh god why?)

Quote of the day: "The amount of deer cum that came out of me this morning gave me ptsd!" --me

Quote of the day: "Now if only my vibrator batteries would charge as fast as my apple pencil!" -Lauren Birch