I put a cigarette out on a woman in the smoking area of a casino #asexual

I'm #asexual and #emo

Don't fuck with me bro, you'll regret it. I'll get really sad and cry about it a lot, bro, I don't play. You'll feel so bad, dude. I might even get really dejected about it. I'm a pussy, bro, I lack confrontational skills. Fuck with me and I'll bottle it up, bitch. Yeah, bet you're scared. Tsk.

I think there's something to be said about wax girls. Like girls that are made of wax. You can put a wick in them and then watch them slowly melt.... They could have their own specific scent.... Invest in wax girl stocks now this could be massive

Why am I cursed, bro

Omgomg I'm gonna see my best friend (summer watermelon cîroc vodka) tonight I'm so excited omg I need to dress up nice to see her

Your yum? Consider it yucked.

Let's link up and die

I give my friend Ryan a cookie most days at work. I usually do a cute little dance for him when I do. It's one of the highlights of my day

How I look at the nurse after saying yes when she asks if I've thought about hurting myself or others recently

Going to Portland Oregon next month, I'm going to scare everyone with my noise music once more. My yearly terror upon Portland.

Been getting reeeeeal used to waking up to the taste of vomit in my mouth recently

Making sure I throw up enough so I don't die in my sleep due to alcohol poisoning. A regular occurrence in doovendeer household.

Getting off of work then immediately downing a quarter of a bottle of vodka in one go in front of my roommate

I'm killing everyone tomorrow.

I'm going to make noise music that kills everyone.

This is the energy I want when people reply to my Instagram stories

Ain't no way MTG arena sending me bisexual chaser emails now, bro

My dad is the most divorced man alive

You wanna be gagging on it, I wanna be throwing up on it. We're not the same.

Hanging out with doovendeer sale!! Spend $100 on hanging out with doovendeer and get your next hangout at half price. Buy now before the offer expires!

Cucking my roommate then making him a tasty meal the following morning as aftercare

Tattoo artist said I sit well, like bitch I know 🙄🙄 what are you gonna ask for my paw next?? Let me guess, then you want me to roll over. Been there, done that. Get new material.

My tattoo artist left to get snacks halfway through the tattoo then came back and started watching YouTube shorts. Beastmode.

My friend leaving a $20 on my dash as a tip for hanging out. I didn't realize I could charge for this service (hanging out with me), and will begin doing so promptly.

I had a dream about eating pizza last night instead of nightmares :D

I've started working out again because in 2026 anyone who sorta bothers or annoys me is getting tackled and strangled to death. We're KILLING people this year

This is genuinely my dilemma right now, I'm being so serious

I got home and my roommate immediately yelled "NO, NOOO". I'm glad I invoke fear where'er I walk ^-^

Got catcalled by a dude, then he tripped and quickly walked into guitar center

Everyone at the function gathering to watch as I shock my roommate with my freaky cattle prod sex toy while he does nothing to stop it

This movie is awesome because it has such poignant messages and themes that are truly discomforting to recognize while tense all throughout, while also having great quotes like "sounds like you have BPD. Take the pink pill faggot". Truly a master class.

Deafening silence in the room after finishing watching castration movie with my brother and friends. What the fuck dude. I'm filled with so much dread.

I love my paws

The other tgirl at the office finally said hi to me in the hallway so I waved like an idiot and was like "hiiii :D" and didn't stop to have a conversation. It's called swag.

Been getting into having constant nightmares that wake me up every twenty minutes and I think it builds character.

I did it (got through a ten hour workday without the need for pants)

A random middle aged lady said my voice sounds very lovely over the phone at work today. It's things like these that make it difficult to voice train.

Working from home means I keep a pair of contingency pants folded on my bed through the workday for the dire emergency scenario that I need to wear them. I pray it never comes to that....

My roommate said his friends are visiting next weekend and one of them reeeeeally wants to meet me and that she's probably a chaser. Like okay. Sure.

Chaser that gets a job as the guy who cuts the chains at home depot

Been getting really into getting drunk and performing noise sets in my room with all the lights turned off me

My mom just tried on my foot paws, what the hell is my life bro

My frat puppyboy: Yo, walkies was so hype today bro, we totally gotta do that again sometime bro Me: Yeah, haha. Y'know the way you wag your tail is so hard, bro. It's actually kinda aura Frat puppyboy: Aye thanks, you know that's how I keep it, bro. Fetch later 👀👀👀 Me: Yeah, man, bet

Fighting the urge to get a fursuit with my next bonus......

yall grab this ep rq doovendeer.bandcamp.com/album/nullif...

I heard my roommate sneeze then immediately dropped what I was doing to go in his room and say bless you

My nonbinary friend who I haven't hung out with for a couple years said I'm very pretty and lowkey inspiring them to medically transition 🥺