“ … Genuinely what is there even to do here. This shit is so fucking ass. “

[ Kicks rocks and walks away. ]

Goose This guy is just grumpy and needs patience’s Yet from what I gathered from the art he faces off against’s his version of the guardians, HIS WIKI IS A NOTHING BURGER !!

- TEMP PIN - Writer is still doing research - write will try his best - Art via GEAR-O-SHIFT on twt

Goose Might turn this account into a vessel I have been thinking of A ray vessel but he’s just a chud Sonic twt user.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Help me “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

꧁⎝ NOW IT'S TOO LATE. ⎠꧂ MY DEAR PANDORA.. THERE'S A PRICE FOR EVERY DOOR. #STHRP × #MVRP × #EXERP × #RPSKY × #PARODYRP

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ THE TENREC ..????? SHE DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL 2021 —??? You people are genuinely impossible. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ SHE IS —! SHE AINT KNOW WHAT THE IDW COMICS ARE, HER ASS HAD TO HAVE GROWN UP WITH ARCHIE DEAR GOD. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ DUDE YOU ARE OLDER THAN THE VESSEL BODY YOU ARE IN —! “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Dude “ *hand on shoulder* “ Sans is like 10 years old. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Hey guys it’s me Jason

// There will be SRB2 posts bc the 3D models are perfect

// “ Sonic had a rough transition into 3D “

Now I know why X just slimed you out straight. No bringing you back.

I forgot I’m a Sonic vessel I can’t say that my bad guys

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Hey guys it’s me Sonic.exe oogabooga !!!!“ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Fucking slenderman and his 8 pages

❄️ ~ [ 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘪 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘩𝘦𝘳.. ] " I- I just.. I just wanted something LEFT of her..! " #STHRP + #EXERP + #RPSKY A Lanolin vessel, who took her sweet time getting here. [ 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯' 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵- 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦, 𝘯𝘰..! ] ~ ❄️

You are tool old for this

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// Yeah he’s getting the snapped away in 2026 treatment

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Old, but also most of you missed a global pandemic so like..“ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Some of these other vessels are Dino’s “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ No dude.. like Covid was a world wide pandemic —? HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS —? “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Oh my god “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ SOME OF THEM WERE TAKEN BEFORE COVID DUDE —? “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Wait fuck… some of them don’t know what Italian brainrot is.. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ My names Jason. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ DUDE — I DONT LOOK LIKE IT — Also you’ve been here, isn’t it like a classic sonic supremest or something like that. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

Cuz we can duh

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ Going to be so for real, that’s like an ass time to get stuck. I died like from why I remember 2024, frontiers was a pretty solid game.“ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

“ Heh catch ya later dick-nips ! “

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ I mean I don’t really care, I get to bully people who steal my style and I get to protect younger versions of my friends —! “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “ You know, I was at emerald coast before I got grabbed. Outcome King asked me to fuck around with the EXE’s, so I’m here to cause problems. “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

“ Gotta go fast “

“ Sorry dude, gotta slime you out just the way it works. “

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 〃 𝔅𝘖𝐃𝐘 ⠀┈ 𝔰͟𝔱͟𝔦͟𝔣͟𝔣͟ 🥩 ⟢⠀៸‍ && 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 ｡ ⠀ꜜ ⠀ ⛧ #sonicexerp ｡ ⠀⠀⠀

Goose Sure man I’ll have a rap battle with 2011x

Hey

[ NC ] Shadow the fatass

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Quick face of disgust, after the line about a beloved blueberry before he locked in. “ Well other than you.. uhh this guy named Cherry, and to be honest that it and Cherry just looked like you but.. and no offense. He’s got a better style — “ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀