Definition of irony: getting a procedure to avoid potentially losing a toe only to have the procedure go wrong thereby guaranteeing the toe now has to be removed. Here's to six more months of being unable to do much more than watch TV. FML

I feel strongly there needs to be a mechanism in the constitution where a president can be removed by a vote of no confidence from a super majority (60% or 30) of state Governors.

Starting tomorrow, all citizens of Trumplandia in good standing are required to carry upon their person the little gold book called "Art of the Deal" at all times. The thought police wil do random stops and demand citizens quote passages of the dear leaders infinite wisdom.

In Trumpistan one is guilty until proven innocent and their trial is to see if they get OUT of prison rather than vice versa.

Won't we all look foolish if the rapture happens and all those "true" Christians leave and we restore sanity to our country.

Just checking in, has the rapture started yet?

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... Make of this what you will.

"If it is not true, do not say it. If it is not right, do not do it." ~ Seneca, 4 BC- 65 AD Truth is not offended by scrutiny, and the honest are not afraid of questions.

When all this is over there is a certain country club in Florida that needs to be razed to the ground and turned into a park named after Joe Biden.

The New Feudal Age - The Atlantic share.google/D82Je5mpu9CS...

We're literally seeing a subplot of "Robocop" playing out in Red States.

I had an encounter with this meme. Poor girl working at the Starbucks was cleaning the glass door, letting it go just as I came through and apologized profusely. I told her it was fine but the bizznatch nearby decided to be offended on my behalf. I told her to STFU. The girl tried hard not to laugh.

Kadlec Hospital in Richland Wa has blocked access to bluesky on their wifi service.

SLOVENIANS for NEWSOM!!!

I'm so glad he spoke up... plus Finland aint to be fucked with 🤣

Trump Directs Military to Target Foreign Drug Cartels - The New York Times share.google/1M7dd3MBarTH... "Clear and Present Danger" must have been on TV in the White House.

Is it just me or does Mark Wayne Mullin look like he's suffering from 'roid rage?

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

I love your comedy. ❤️

The result of the tariffs updated to July. The effective tax rate on American consumers is over 17% the highest since 1933. budgetlab.yale.edu/research/sta...

Pro wrestling legend Hulk Hogan dies at age 71 - ESPN share.google/3utkiMXb0J5e...

Less than 24hrs before George Santos gets a pardon or tries to sneak out of the country in drag.

Lots of confusion around Epstein. Hope this helps!

The oval office looks do damn tacky.

Just re-watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Plot of a secret group of fascist infiltrating the government and then collecting all our data in order to profile and eliminate people and then take over the country is so far fetched....oh...right....

1289 days to go.

WHAT IF: The whole point of all this is to drive 99% of the American population into bankruptcy so the other 1% can buy up everything and reduce the population to little more than serfs in a neo-fuedalistic society with them as the new nobility?

Stepdaughter: Mom treats your grandkids like they're her own. Me: They are the only ones she has till you have some. Stepdaughter: I can't afford kids. Me: Well, we're not going to subsidize you to get a matched set of his and hers.

Murkowski thinks she did a good thing by saving her state at the sacrifice of the nation.

Battle of Athens (1946) - Wikipedia share.google/Vd8YslQFmWJO... In August of 1946. Citizens of Athens, TN, including WWII veterans, accused the local officials of predatory policing, police brutality, political corruption, and voter intimidation. And rose in armed rebellion.

Is it just me or does Marco Rubio have massive ears?

How long before they go from trying to keep people from coming into the country to keeping us from leaving it?

Please help find this criminal and bring them to justice bsky.app/profile/iwil...

That awkward moment when you realize the 50th anniversary of "Jaws" means your parents took you to see it in the theater when you were only six years old

Florida AG touts 'Alligator Alcatraz' as spot for temporary deportation facility share.google/6vHmtIbnkHcf... This guy is a genuine POS.

My dirty secret is i actually, on some small level, liked George W Bush. I never voted for him. I didn't like the vast majority of his policies and actions. But as a person? Yes, I feel like he could be talked to and even reasoned with. Which is a far cry from the POS that is POTUS now.

"Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, retired General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and spread the word?" Spread the word!

Trump: "Many, many, millions of violent criminals are coming into the country illegally." Us population: 340 million. Violent crime rate in US: 364 per 100k. 364 x 10 (100k x 10 = 1 mil) = 3640 3640 x 340 = 1,237,600 Even assuming ALL violent crimes were committed by illegals... He...is...lying.