I fondly remember a past managers's expression when I explained his goal: to get maximum productivity out of employees for minimum compensation was diametrically opposed to the employees' goal of getting maximum compensation for minimum effort. He tried to contradict me and couldn't. A good day.

youtu.be/QF1g9KueWao?... Trump TACOs when confronted with the subject of his online bullying...proof he's terrified of brown people.

In 1975 my father took me, a 6 yr old, to see JAWS in the theater. He also took me to see ALIEN IN '79 because I loved Star Wars. And he then mocked me being afraid of the dark and deep water. Parents can be clueless....

SIRIUS XM CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER IS 1-800-689-6881 LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF MEGYNS DEFENSE OF EPSTEIN’S PEDOPHILIA

When my grandfather was a young man the gov. had the TVA and the CCC. In my grandson's youth we have the GOP and Pedo Protection Party.

So...opinions on what new obstacle Johnson will throw up to prevent Adelita Grijalva from being the last signature or do you think he managed to get at least one GOP whore (of that fvcking DINO Fetterman) to remove their name from the petition?

My specialist now requires a yearly referral from my GP to continue service. My rebuttal: "For my continued patronage I require 3 letters of referral from satisfied patients, a copy of all degrees and certificates he holds, and written explanations for any negative reviews."

Blocked for refusing to agree Ivanka is totally a victim of her dad's grooming and therefore not a manipulative narcissistic attention junkie who learned to use her dad's lust for her against him....

Just had a surreal dm convo where every sentence was fishing for private data. Said my photo didn't look old...ummm yeah, BLOCK.

One is a white nationalist propaganda ad and the other is from nazi Germany, dare you to see a difference.

www.wfla.com/news/florida... Well, Hell really has frozen over....

Fastest way to create a self fulfilling prophecy is to accuse someone, over and over, of behaviors they didn't do. Eventually they figure, if I'm going be accused of X, I might as well do X. In these divisive times build bridges not barriers.

In the Declaration of Independence the founding fathers listed 27 "grievances" as justification for their rebellion. Below are 4 of them. All four are applicable to the current regime and I'm sure there are more.

My police dept.: "We don't have the resources to enforce traffic laws." Also my police dept: "Were excited to announce the acquisition of new military grade equipment and the hiring of more officers to enhance our rapid response teams." Its boys with toys looking for a,chance to legally use them.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

The generation that grew up during the Great Depression and fought WWII are almost gone. It's no surprise the fascist and robber barons resurface now when those who saw their hatred and greed up close and first hand are no longer around to raise the alarm.

Life with a adult narcissist child with control issues: Me: Happy Birthday! When would you be available to go to dinner to celebrate? Them: I'm booked solid, I'll get back to you when I have an opening. Me: Okay Them(3 weeks later): You forgot my birthday! You don't care at all! Me:😑

Professional Victims

Carlin was a true genius capable of making us laugh at ourselves.

Remember boys, if you take aspirin for the pain after your circumcision you will wake the next morning autistic...

Here me out: Make congressman have yearly reviews like any other job. More than 2 consecutive failing grades it automatically triggers a special primary and election to replace them for the remainder of the term. If only one year is left someone is appointed by the state governor.

"The All-Farther wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go hide in a hole if you like, you won't live a moment longer."

Definition of irony: getting a procedure to avoid potentially losing a toe only to have the procedure go wrong thereby guaranteeing the toe now has to be removed. Here's to six more months of being unable to do much more than watch TV. FML

I feel strongly there needs to be a mechanism in the constitution where a president can be removed by a vote of no confidence from a super majority (60% or 30) of state Governors.

Starting tomorrow, all citizens of Trumplandia in good standing are required to carry upon their person the little gold book called "Art of the Deal" at all times. The thought police wil do random stops and demand citizens quote passages of the dear leaders infinite wisdom.

In Trumpistan one is guilty until proven innocent and their trial is to see if they get OUT of prison rather than vice versa.

Won't we all look foolish if the rapture happens and all those "true" Christians leave and we restore sanity to our country.

Just checking in, has the rapture started yet?

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen... Make of this what you will.

"If it is not true, do not say it. If it is not right, do not do it." ~ Seneca, 4 BC- 65 AD Truth is not offended by scrutiny, and the honest are not afraid of questions.

When all this is over there is a certain country club in Florida that needs to be razed to the ground and turned into a park named after Joe Biden.

The New Feudal Age - The Atlantic share.google/D82Je5mpu9CS...

We're literally seeing a subplot of "Robocop" playing out in Red States.

I had an encounter with this meme. Poor girl working at the Starbucks was cleaning the glass door, letting it go just as I came through and apologized profusely. I told her it was fine but the bizznatch nearby decided to be offended on my behalf. I told her to STFU. The girl tried hard not to laugh.

Kadlec Hospital in Richland Wa has blocked access to bluesky on their wifi service.

SLOVENIANS for NEWSOM!!!

I'm so glad he spoke up... plus Finland aint to be fucked with 🤣

Trump Directs Military to Target Foreign Drug Cartels - The New York Times share.google/1M7dd3MBarTH... "Clear and Present Danger" must have been on TV in the White House.