@weratedogs.com 👋🏻

This is (f)all bullshit. (Can we curse on here?)

My human puts on a “nervous dog-don’t pet” vest on me, because she hates strangers and conversing. I’m not a nervous dog.

Hear me out Max, from a Goofy Movie

@mubashariqbal.com LOOKING FOR A DOG STARTER PACK.

Stole humans underwear and I feel disgusting Why do I do this to myself?

Dog feelings was not fast enough. You snooze, you lose Introducing: me.