I know a Bobcat girl hates to see me coming

LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE

Rise and grind with Doctorpepper

Honestly starter horses who I'm soul bonded with Doctorpepper sorry nerds #starstable

I have been catastrophically in love with Din from day 1 baby

No one can make you feel more worthless than automated email rejections when you're desperately in need of a second job it's like they want me to die

Another day off, another day for me to keep rereading this wonderful snippet I commissioned from @whirlinginroses.bsky.social of Astarion poking holes in Vel's tough and stoic exterior. 🥰 There are many benefits to dating a druid; one being that animal body language makes them open books.

Can my internet browser stop showing me multiple articles about the Chernobyl dogs if I can't have one

Dunno who I am thinking I can come out of a slump where I haven't written anything meaningful in over a year and enter a short story contest but f it I need something to look forward to/some deadline to worry about or I'll gnaw my own leg off

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild. Mule deer Black bear Rocky mountain elk Pronghorn Golden eagle

#TavQOTD Percival: A confused/surprised look at the demand, and then offering a hit off the expensive cigar he's currently smoking. Elkas: An eye roll. Vel: A list of more chores that need doing. 💀

They should invent an endometriosis that doesn't exist

Roommate's reentering his Cyberpunk era and I have no mental bandwith to follow along with it but I will rotate the playlists I made for my V and Takemura and man was I fucking going THROUGH IT

And together we're the Lame Cowboys Collective ✊🤠 @probably-roadkill.bsky.social

When you're just shy of your 30's and playing Star Stable cause the horse game space is a vacuum the people watching in text chat is second to none

Devastating news Omegaverse is not a valid name for a Star Stable horse

2 followers away from unlocking the second fic prize, btw. Which is insane tbh. 😭

✍🏻 GIVEAWAY ✍🏻 I never got the chance to thank people for 1.3k so I'm doing a "road to 1.4k" giveaway! I'm giving away one 2,000 word fic which goes up to two individual winners if I hit the milestone. Drawing the winner(s) on December 31. 🎆 Follow, repost & share your ship / pairing to enter ❤️

This dark at 5 PM shit gets harder and harder to survive every year

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me (plays a survival game where the explicit goal is to recruit people and create a brand new settlement and instead sequesters myself into a corner far away from everyone else and builds a small isolated cabin deep in the woods in order to roleplay as a hermit)

I can't do this Crimson Horror shit for 3 more decades bros I've just about hit my limit on how much pain and general illness I'm willing to take 😭

Headache pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease stop pleeeaaassseee 😭

Listening age? 64. Top song? Sabrina Carpenter. Top album? TOM CARDY

Brain really wants me to revisit the idea of the character I tried to make before that was a Chronurgy wizard/basically a Time Lord that was meant to be paired with Karlach. I think I need to make her look more whimsical this time though

Fun night on Discord

Roommate's dog really enjoying my poor rendition of Don't Look Back in Anger it seems

Time to get my final dose of Last Christmas in before Whamageddon 😤 Never underestimate my dedication to a stupid game that means nothing I will abstain from my second favorite Christmas song if it means I get to say I won something

God this man is just all over the place

Feeling big brained giving Shadowheart Untouched by The Veronicas in her and Percy's playlist today it needed some 2000's pop

Scott just said "Time to get back to work. Monday huh?" and I looked up and it was Thursday. If that's a genuine dialogue bug may it never be fixed cause that is so painfully in character #CoralIsland

Xena and Scott are gonna be living in Margaritaville by the time I'm done with this place #CoralIsland

MY LONGEST YEAH BOY EVER #CoralIsland

The universe will not let me learn to draw cause it knows I'd be drawing him as Patriarchy Ken #CoralIsland

This is what dual monitors were made for

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to

Thinkin once again about how much I love Astarion and Vel together making him get his shit together by making him responsible for someone else with the ability to make even worse decisions than him

Also here's a proper Xena intro! Enthusiastic diver/catcher/miner. Reluctant farmer. Scott kisser and enjoyer of dogs and foxes. Not actually a former corporate employee, but she knows enough of the lingo and it's easier to pretend with these small town folks (1/2) #CoralIsland #CoralIslandFarmer

And on the opening day of the expanded museum no less 😤

If you see this, QTP with a gif of one of your favorite wild animals! Listen LISTEN I understand the mustangs here in America are technically feral but you try handling one like it's a pet. In another life I have the resources to adopt and tame a nice stripey dun mare out of a holding pen

For now I shall post this adorable little piece of Farmer Xena and Scott from aelwen-art on Tumblr! This was commissioned back when you still couldn't marry them yet but Scott had me in a VICE GRIP and I needed to see him blush real bad. #CoralIsland #CoralIslandScott

It's hell on Earth that the cunty reindeer decoration at work that I want to bad is like $230 I don't even think the fucker moves. Just serves

Why do I have to work I need to go home and give Scott his locket and raise 40,000 gold so I can move him in

Is there enough Coral Island people here to do Farmerposting or

Save me stupid flirty blonde man save me

You can be fine all day and then $2.25 individual truffles @ the local candy store ruin your entire day and make all effort to ever be happy seem entirely worthless in the grand scheme of things I fuckin hate PMDD bro

Lord help me I am back on my Blonde Man Bullshit™️

I made it but it cost me everything

phenomenal gameplay